Ex Striper whore here bored tell me a story , sing me a song , ask me a question

Why are all strippers Republicans?

Cause Republican men have money

Here's a song

Always liked that song thanks enjoyed it

You said "ex" but I will ask anyhow....how much and where at?

Would u do it all over again (stripping)?

you striped for stryper??

I am a retired stripper whore sorry.

So THATS how the cars get their stripes...

Did you ever give special services during lapdances? Did it creep you out if dudes busted a nut during the dance?

oh hell ya

I worked in full lap dance bars and when men blow a load you demand extra tip

TROLL THREAD

Doesn't your German ass have some native local women to be escorting around? But instead your cuck ass is here trying to interfere with my entertainment, now piss off

You entertain yourself like the demons.

your boring , inept and lame go slap yer mom for having ya , best part clearly was left on the sheets.
Donuts to dollars I am calling it now your some weirdo German Allah Akbar
Ah Hem del aha allah wakba bitch

LOL wrong

what is your prefered penis size.
is a rock hard 6" enough?

LIP-LOCK on my LOVE-MUSCLE

What's the next line in a song?

what is your prefered penis size.
is a rock hard 6" enough?
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all in a mans skills, size matters but 6 and above is always good

Don't think I have heard it

It's a song yet to be written
you silly goose that's on the loose.

Did you ever have an orgasm in the club?

How often do you have to masturbate from being sexual each and every night.

Thank-you

Lip lock on my love muscle , I don't want to hear ya hustle

yes several times I did cum while giving a lap dance on a hard cock, far as masturbation little never needed too

Hi Courtney

I am not Courtney was/is she a ex stripper whore also ?

Ok , my ex stripper whore ass is going to bed , peace

what weirdo keeps starting this same thread? I have seen it several times. you are on the wrong site or trying to waste our time...and stop quoting trolls as they get paid that way.

If you know someone who still works, I have a friend in Decatur, IL who has a deep blue 1978 Camaro that will look great with those good old white racing stripes. He doesn't trust the local stripers, they're reputed to swap parts.

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I'll sing you a song:

I have a pen, I have an apple.
Uh! Apple Pen
I have a pen, I have pineapple.
Uh! Pineapple Pen

Apple pen...
Pineapple pen... uh!

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!

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My question: If you became a woman for a day, why?