I shit my pants today. The mortifying story.

I got acupuncture a few weeks ago. For the second time in my life. My girlfriend convinced me into it. I laid down on the bed and told the guy I had lower back soreness for the last week or so. He said ok and put a heat lamp on my lower back and had me lay on my stomach. He put the needles in and told me to lay there for 20 minutes or so until he returned. By the grace of the watcher, for some reason, this clinic had a handheld device that they give to patients. The patient can hit the button so the therapist comes back into the room. My girlfriend told me afterwards she'd never seen that before. Anyway, after about 2 minutes with the heat lamp on my lower back it was like it loosened some stuck shit in my colon area and I felt it imediately. I started to panic, bad. I rapid pressed my clicker and the therapist came in 30 seconds later. I told him I had to use the restroom immediately. He told me I should take a piss before I come next time, I said No, I have to shit. He rapidly removed the needles and told me they had a bathroom down the hallway. In my panicked state of mind I ran out of the office to the restroom that I knew was downstairs... Idk why I didn't use the hallway one. I was afraid I wouldn't find it I guess. I knew there was a public one downstairs. I had been to this plaza many times before, for food and such. I speed walked so fucking fast and literally thought to myself, if someone is in the restroom I'm not gonna make it. Well sure fucking enough, there was a dude in the men's bathroom it was locked. I was seconds away from eruption and shouldered my way through the women's restroom
Door. I opened the stall door and started to pull my pants down and the most shit I have ever released in my entire life just surged out of my butthole and all over the floor and my legs and feet and toilet. I was fucking mortified. I sat in disbelief.. I didn't know what to do. I will tell you tho, my body felt amazing, like all of the toxic stuck shit just exploded out of my body all at once. You can picture the feeling. 10 minutes in I was still covered in shit and trying to figure what to do, a girl tried to open the door. I had thank the fucking watcher locked it. I heard her say, "it's never locked". I knew she was gonna be back soon with keys. Guessing she was an employee in the plaza. I pulled my pants on, I had clogged the sink trying to rinse them. Fucking disgusting. I fucking ran out and hopped in the bed of my truck that was in the parking lot. My girlfriend was looking for me and was like where the fuck did you go!?!? I said we need to leave now I just shit my fucking pants. She said ok and was completely baffled at the situation. We drove home, me covered in shit still, in the back of my truck. She couldn't stop laughing. I took a shower and sat on my couch and just thought about life for a while. I'm telling you tho, I felt amazing, like I could have run a marathon. I'll get acupuncture again one day. But I will never return to that plaza... Ever again.