What to do if you're totally out of money and out of friends

Life is hard when you don't have money. Life is even harder for people who aren't bright or have no friends.

If you plan for the worst, you can always think about what would be the worst thing that could happen to you. Then imagine how things can go from worst to even worse.

My shtf plan involves cooking meth. As much as I think drug dealers are vermin... If there was no other option, there'd be no other option. Not being able to hold one's head up high beats eating out of trash bins, or luring cockroaches with moldy bread.

If there is no law because the police don't get paid, then you don't need to follow the law of the land. But things would have to get very, very sucky for me to contemplate doing it; like Venezuela bad where people are eating road kill.

Ideally I'd like to win lotto and have a small vineyard, maybe even grow tobacco. But if Australia hits Venezuela levels of insanity... I see a lot of people Googling how to cook meth.

I bet you work in a job helping people don't you? You have kind eyes.