Slightly disgruntled with Indian Railways. RE- The farting

We tried to control their birthrate with free condoms but they kept falling off because they fit too loosely.

They would probably then poo in them and drink it.

And shame on any American who does not want to open our doors to let tens of millions of third worlders into this country

The elites have their private islands, private planes, underground transportations, multiple mansions...the rest of us get to cram in and fight for space

Only peasants use public transportation and breathe liquid farts...

OMG that looks like an indian own brand of coca-cola. Excremental and rotting corpse water from the holy river Ganges.

My father inlaw got desintary there on a Christian mission....! He thought he was going to die..::: don't let any of the locals boil your water for you

:Indianschoolbus:

I can believe it. They stop in the street, no matter where they are or whom is about, pull their pants down or lift their dresses up and do it on the floor.

I saw an old grandma one do this in the middle of Disney World.

OMG!

I feel bad for you OP...I totally know what you had to go through!

We werr traveling on a 12 hour flight from Bombay to London. Half the people on the flight were Indian and it smelled bad already

I'm sure you know...They don't shower very often and they don't use deodorant and rarely use shampoo.

But the Indian woman and man next to us ..! The woman was wearing a long dress/sari. Indians don't wear underwear and they don't use toilet paper


So we got to smell stinky armpit and urine for 12 hours. We literally covered our noses and mouths with our blankets the whole trip. They didn't notice us gagging, as Indian people seem like theyre spaced out all the time.

Funny you mentioned the Indians were staring at you like you wee a painting. Totally know what that's like, lol

But our experience was nowhere as bad as what you went through!!

Oh, and they have no concept of personal space. People standing in line are so close to each other, that they're literally breathing on the person's neck in front of them

We would have to hold our arms out, as if pushing them back, in order to get some space

I really don't understand the population of that Nation.
Advanced in some ways, yoga, meditation, the Vedas - but, but, but - now.

Its the same way with Egypt. What happened to the advanced of earlier days?

What on earth is that? And how many are packed inside it. Looks like he has parked outside the butchers to sell them as meat. And then have a sh*t outside the shop.

Great photo of and Indian 'long bus'.


You should see their short bus.


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Do some people lack all sense of smell?

OMG Thanks OP - I needed the laugh

I can relate to everything you say. It is all so true.

OMG even the Elephants have diahorrea there, and its doing it in someones front room, on their best sofa chair.

"pure fart" for 2 min , that's insane!

Aye, almost pure fart for two minutes. That was on top of the B.O.

What if our energy was to "reincarnate" and come back in to the physical plane in the body of a dirt poor, rural Indian. (I'm not disparaging Indians; just the conditions in which they live).

We should be grateful for who we are.

I havent laughed this much in 6 months.

Shit op you should have just rode on top of the damn thing. Probably would have been safer.

Aye, it would have been a better idea. I could have topped my tan up whilst breathing essence of Ganges.

There is definitely no energy shortage over there. Pure methane as good as it gets.

Please write more stories

cultural enrichment

One of the consequences of a mostly vegetarian diet.
Not sure if its the fermentation or what it is, but it produces truly poisonous fumes.

Celebrate Diversity!