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BREAKING: Trump cucks Trudeau - U.S. border agents will have power to search & detain Canadians in Canada

 
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Um Trudeau cucked Canada to Trump.

We've got a femboy as our leader.


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That's good, the vast majority of Canada's male population is either gay or weak as fuck.

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Captain Asshat is joke and the majority of Canadians love him and hate Trump with a passion. If you walk down any street in any town or city in Canada and say out loud "Trump is great!" there is a good chance you will end up in the hospital from a 1000 foot stompings. Canadians don't just dislike Trump - they HATE him with every fibre of thier being.
Anyone who voted for Turdhole has shyte for brains.
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Good. I hate (most) Canadians and hate the Canadian commies with every fiber of my beings. Stay the fuck in Canada and shut up. Get squirrelly and we'll carpet bomb your ass back to Bolshevik-ville.
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that is why we have President Trump
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clappa
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Yawn....can we say NAU? Jeeze people are slow.Ranting about how they are letting Mexicans into Canada lmao.Duh? That's the plan! Trump is being used to usher in the NAU you fools. The whole trumps a dictator etc.They will use him to DESTROY nationalism.Once the NAU is OFFICIALLY announced the world government will be announced shortly after...wake up.
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First Hillary gate trials, then Pizza gate trials, then a re-visit of 9-11. Then see if the fucking Bushes, Clinton's, Obamas, Soros, and media elite are still standing and their NAU has any future.
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This part was the most shocking to me:

As part of the agreement, any illegal "refugee" or undocumented foreign national currently residing in the U.S. who is sexually frustrated enough to consider rape, can reqest an "Emergency Rape Transfer", or ERT.

This allows the customs agents from both countries to expedite the movement of the "minor refugee" in question to Canada, a country much more open minded and accepting.

Once in Canada, the refugee will have food and lodging provided by the tax payers of the good and generous people of Canada, to provide him ample time to choose a Canadian female (or male) to rape in order to satiate his urges.

Once completed in this task he will be given guidance in obtaining free housing and benefits so that his contribution to the real Canada will not be in any way diminished.

Only then will he be permitted to bring no more than 37 family members to Canada, all with benefits provided by the generous Canadian workers, in order to further enrich the country.

...

...

I don't know.

Sounds fishy.
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Canada is just the retarded 2nd cousin of USA.

Glad to know they've finally come to terms with reality.


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hesright
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Long story short. Got oui with 0% blood alcohol years ago.I still can't go to fucking Canada.
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Canada is just the retarded 2nd cousin of USA.

Glad to know they've finally come to terms with reality.


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hesright
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That show is great. " was jail awesome?"
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The only good Canadian is Frankie MacDonald.

The rest are useless eaters.
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I get the feeling this is more for finding Americans who have escaped to Canada. Is a draft coming?
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I for one fucking hate turd boy. I 100% support Trump and want to see the Liberals destroyed. I cackle with glee everytime he beats them down. It's about time someone made a stand against these self-righteous pricks!
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Captain Asshat is joke and the majority of Canadians love him and hate Trump with a passion. If you walk down any street in any town or city in Canada and say out loud "Trump is great!" there is a good chance you will end up in the hospital from a 1000 foot stompings. Canadians don't just dislike Trump - they HATE him with every fibre of thier being.
Anyone who voted for Turdhole has shyte for brains.
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Good. I hate (most) Canadians and hate the Canadian commies with every fiber of my beings. Stay the fuck in Canada and shut up. Get squirrelly and we'll carpet bomb your ass back to Bolshevik-ville.
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Shouldn't you people be happy already? You have Trump, and you're bitchier than ever. Makes no sense!
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Um Trudeau cucked Canada to Trump.

We've got a femboy as our leader.

U.S. border guards would get new powers to question, search and even detain Canadian citizens on Canadian soil under a bill proposed by the Liberal government.

Legal experts say Bill C-23, introduced by Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale, and likely to pass in the current sitting of Parliament, could also erode the standing of Canadian permanent residents by threatening their automatic right to enter Canada.
 Quoting: CuckNews


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Canada does it to US citizens going to Canada, so, why not? I know two guys who were held up for hours and questioned like hell over their "business" in Canada once. This was over 15 years ago too. I guess it didn't help that both were purebred redneck and one had hair like a wildman. cool2
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I get the feeling this is more for finding Americans who have escaped to Canada. Is a draft coming?
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If people really think that this has anything to do with CANADIAN BORN CITIZENS, they need to give their heads a shake.
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I get the feeling this is more for finding Americans who have escaped to Canada. Is a draft coming?
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If people really think that this has anything to do with CANADIAN BORN CITIZENS, they need to give their heads a shake.
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STRIP SEARCHES

Bill C-23 gives USA Border agents the power to demand Canadians submit to a 'strip search'.

It's just like an American being strip searched by a Mexican agent before going to Cancun.
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Canadian border agents are some of the biggest pricks I have ever come across!!
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I agree! I was a flight attendant for a major airline. After a layover in Canada back in the 90's, I was going through the passport check, in my uniform, with my crew, at the airport the next morning.

Looking at my passport, the black female Canadian agent asked me where I was born. I didn't hear her at first, so I hesitated and said, "Excuse me?"

Sarcastically, she said, "What's the matter? Weren't you ever born?"

I remember that so well. I've been all over the world, and no agent has ever been rude to me!

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Um Trudeau cucked Canada to Trump.

We've got a femboy as our leader.

U.S. border guards would get new powers to question, search and even detain Canadian citizens on Canadian soil under a bill proposed by the Liberal government.

Legal experts say Bill C-23, introduced by Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale, and likely to pass in the current sitting of Parliament, could also erode the standing of Canadian permanent residents by threatening their automatic right to enter Canada.
 Quoting: CuckNews


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Some of you need to learn to read before posting. I'm no JT fan.. but "The bill would enshrine in law a reciprocal agreement for customs and immigration pre-clearance signed by the governments of Stephen Harper and Barack Obama in 2015. Both houses of Congress passed the U.S. version of the bill in December."

This is a harpo sellout being continued by Justin.

Setup for the North American Union.
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(3) No tellin' jigs 'n yarns.
(4) Go on ta deh Sundee meetin' bye.
(5) Dere's nuttin' afore deh 'oly Lard.
(6) No friggin' 'round wit anudder buddy's missus.
(7) Don't go killin'.
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Don't blame Trudeau. This started way back with former PM Stephen Harper and POTUS Obama. This was put into an Omnibus Bill the Harper Regime was famous for hiding tiny details in.

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I for one fucking hate turd boy. I 100% support Trump and want to see the Liberals destroyed. I cackle with glee everytime he beats them down. It's about time someone made a stand against these self-righteous pricks!
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So if this makes you so happy.. you must be happy Steveo sold us out to Obama... JT is just icing it for Trump now.
Ten Commandments from the Newfoundland Bible
(1) Der's jus' one Lard.
(2) Honor yer Mudder 'n Fadder
(3) No tellin' jigs 'n yarns.
(4) Go on ta deh Sundee meetin' bye.
(5) Dere's nuttin' afore deh 'oly Lard.
(6) No friggin' 'round wit anudder buddy's missus.
(7) Don't go killin'.
(8) Mind yer mout
(9) Never mine 'bout whut t'ain't yers.
(10) Never mine 'bout yer buddy's stuff.
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I once answered " America" as opposed to "United States", when asked my citizenship. It was at a crossing I used twice a week, always for the same purpose. Every border guard there had seen me at least 50 times. I was challenged by the female Canadian Customs agent repeatedly. This led to me defiantly telling her that I was an American and not a U.S. citizen.

This got me a complete inspection of my vehicle. It was clean as a whistle. Didn't care. But yea - the Canadian BP were dicks that day.

Normally they were always very pleasant and respectful.
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You will be thanking us for this.

Shiverly
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Can't see it. It won't end well.
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Does the phrase "banana republic run by U.S.puppets" ring a bell?

Central and south america along with the entire middle east are examples of just how bad it's going to get.
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Correction: Germany, France, Belgium, and Sweden are how
bad it would have gotten.
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HEY YANKS,

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY GOD DAMN COUNTRY, TAKE YOUR BORDER GUARDS AND TELL THAT ORANGE FACED SHITSTORM OF A PRESIDENT TRUMP TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING OR EXPECT 1812 PART II AND WE AIN'T FUCKING AROUND EH, WE ARE COMING FOR THE WHOLE CONTINENT
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FUCKING RIGHT WE ARE

FUCKING EH

OH CANADA !


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HEY YANKS,

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY GOD DAMN COUNTRY, TAKE YOUR BORDER GUARDS AND TELL THAT ORANGE FACED SHITSTORM OF A PRESIDENT TRUMP TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING OR EXPECT 1812 PART II AND WE AIN'T FUCKING AROUND EH, WE ARE COMING FOR THE WHOLE CONTINENT
.

shoefit


FUCKING RIGHT WE ARE

FUCKING EH

OH CANADA !


Canadian F
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chuckle

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NAU
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Captain Asshat is joke and the majority of Canadians love him and hate Trump with a passion. If you walk down any street in any town or city in Canada and say out loud "Trump is great!" there is a good chance you will end up in the hospital from a 1000 foot stompings. Canadians don't just dislike Trump - they HATE him with every fibre of thier being.
Anyone who voted for Turdhole has shyte for brains.
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Good. I hate (most) Canadians and hate the Canadian commies with every fiber of my beings. Stay the fuck in Canada and shut up. Get squirrelly and we'll carpet bomb your ass back to Bolshevik-ville.
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Shouldn't you people be happy already? You have Trump, and you're bitchier than ever. Makes no sense!
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It makes sense when so many Canadians play the enemy of my enemy is my friend card against Trump Americans. Two can play that game.
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I'm pretty sure the bill was writ under Harper and Obama during the security proceedings that led to the new Windsor/Detroit crossing. Basically the polar opposites of our present gouvernements.
So, ya know. Credit where Credit is Due.
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This aint no joke. We have over a million unclean spirits roaming our streets, shooting black folks in Chicago, stealing our kids, killing them, raping our women, and we need to a) cut off the supply, b) round them up.

THEN GO ARREST OBAMA AND THE CLINTONS





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