LOL women on Tinder

This is how you do tinder, dont beat around the bush, always be upfront and sexually direct.
Actual convo I had 30 minutes ago.


After the usual "hi how are you, nice weather." blabla


Me: What you looking for on Tinder?
She: Someone nice, and u?
Me: Someone bad
She: Oh like one night stands u mean?
Me: Yea, or just FWB.
She: Oh I've been there, but not anymore, now I am looking for my knight in shining armour, and find a guy to settle down.
Me: I just came out of that, I just look for a friend who i can fuck the shit out of.
She: Oh you like sex?
Me: Love sex, the dirtier the merrier.
She: Oh me too talk about my primordial urges.
Me: Wanna go get a coffee later this afternoon?
She: No but want to get a beer ;)