I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it?

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I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2508693 United States 02/19/2017 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Has anyone had any success healing prolapsed asshole? I've tried everything ad nothing seems to work.

OP IS GAYED User ID: 45244288 United States 02/19/2017 10:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? :youreafag::gaythread2:
the deplorable ar-15 nut User ID: 72362205 United States 02/19/2017 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN! A pissed off American Veteran!
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 2508693 United States 02/19/2017 10:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? :youreafag::gaythread2: Quoting: OP IS GAYED 45244288 I'm not a gaylord and I don't shove things up my ass. And if it happened to you you wouldn't be laughing.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63732944 United States 02/19/2017 10:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? push that shit back up there and take lots of Rutin. Work your way up to 3,500mg per day. Good luck
jkm1864 User ID: 73205397 United States 02/19/2017 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? I developed a bad case of hemoroids on My 40th birthday because I was straining to much. I would recommend that You up Your fiber intake if You don't want a reocurance. Pussy Grabber Extraordinaire

Anonymous Coward User ID: 73895061 United States 02/19/2017 11:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? :weirdo43: Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut the hell is that??? why? are you some kind of wild animal? yikes!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74126178 United States 02/19/2017 11:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? :weirdo43: Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut the hell is that??? why? are you some kind of wild animal? yikes!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73895061 you didn't have enough patience to have the ability to flex it instead of literally ruining it upon simply protruding it. you wouldnt suffer from this if u had more patience lube lube lube i hear vinegar may work but apply a very small portion to see if it shrinks
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14992014 United States 02/19/2017 11:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Acupressure points on hands and feet. They work miracles.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70990479 United States 02/19/2017 11:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Put sugar on it. I am dead serious.
Innocentfishingboat User ID: 70928909 United States 02/19/2017 11:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Become a top instead of a bottom I didn't mean to do that...or did I?

Isis One User ID: 14343270 United States 02/19/2017 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Squatty potty, or turn two pails upside down in front of toilet, place feet up on pails. Takes the kink out of the colon. Spread the word, change the collective conscious...... THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH OF EVERYTHING TO GO AROUND When you are undisciplined, the universe is extremely forgiving and when you are disciplined, the universe is extremely generous. Me One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight, for a very long time, of the shore. Andre Gide [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47396524 United States 02/19/2017 11:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? OP - get one of your boyfriends to push it back in with his dick.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7154215 United States 02/19/2017 11:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? OP - get one of your boyfriends to push it back in with his dick. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47396524 this
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74120002 Costa Rica 02/19/2017 11:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? see this stop it
Anonymous Coward User ID: 52923498 United States 02/19/2017 11:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? That sounds very painful :( Surgery is the only thing you can do. You need to see a doctor, you might likely have an underlying illness that needs treatment too.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 72726548 United States 02/19/2017 11:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Next time you are offered the choice between death or Bongo, go with death.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73783621 United States 02/19/2017 11:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Butt....hole.
Nikola Tesla User ID: 72788982 United States 02/19/2017 11:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? I developed a bad case of hemoroids on My 40th birthday because I was straining to much. I would recommend that You up Your fiber intake if You don't want a reocurance. Quoting: jkm1864 Yes, I take a fiber supplement every morning in my coffee. It helps a lot. "One person with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson "You’ve heard that we are what we eat. But we also are what we think". “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." -William F. Buckley Jr.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 52551790 Canada 02/19/2017 11:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? 2 bullets behind the ear works
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47396524 United States 02/20/2017 12:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Next time you are offered the choice between death or Bongo, go with death. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72726548 Very well, then! Death! - By Bongo Bongo!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72726548 United States 02/20/2017 12:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Next time you are offered the choice between death or Bongo, go with death. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72726548 Very well, then! Death! - By Bongo Bongo! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47396524 ROFL
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71927652 United States 02/20/2017 12:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Has anyone had any success healing prolapsed asshole? I've tried everything ad nothing seems to work. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2508693 I remember this thread from 2014 and I just wanted to say you're breaching causality. Have a nice day go drink some coconut milk and look at pictures of animal porn.
*WhiskeyTango** User ID: 73098867 United States 02/20/2017 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Put sugar on it. I am dead serious. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70990479 This works for a male dog with a "hung out" erection. Does it really work on prolapsed roids?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47186836 United States 02/20/2017 12:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? push it back in with your foot.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73155274 Canada 02/20/2017 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Stop lifting too much weight. I had an issue when working on my car sitting on the cold asphalt while wrenching heavily on my wheels. There are stretches and exercises you can do. Diet and potty habits are the main problems.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73783621 United States 02/20/2017 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Put sugar on it. I am dead serious. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70990479 How the fuck would you know.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70990479 United States 02/20/2017 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Put sugar on it. I am dead serious. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70990479 How the fuck would you know. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73783621 I'm a nurse. GI and ER docs use this trick.
~Green Man~ User ID: 74109471 United States 02/20/2017 12:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Plug your ears & suck your thumb REALLY hard Last Edited by ~Green Man~ on 02/20/2017 12:41 AM
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56449519 United States 02/20/2017 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73793085 United States 02/20/2017 12:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I Have A Prolapased Asshole. It really hurts just to sit down. Looking for recommendations on how to heal it? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56449519
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