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Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?

 
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Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Some of their songs are cool. What's with the dislike of them?
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Trump bashing with Springsteen might be one thing aside from sucking major ass.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
They were good back in the day. I like how Jon Bon Jovi has set up a pay it forward free food place for the homeless, and other people simply living on a prayer tounge
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Haha, wife and friends are seeing him tonight
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Their music always came up a little short for my rock-n-roll tastes.

Yes, they do have a few tunes I like but they've been _hugely_ overplayed.

JBJ is entitled to his political leanings, we all are. He can even make them known for all I care. Just don't bring them to the show, which I won't be going to anyways.

Lastly, they are aging rockers and there's something inherently sad about that.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Some of their songs are cool. What's with the dislike of them?
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Bon Jovi, "It's My Life"

Fck the rest of you. You have no one to blame but your nasty selves. You've had long enough to fix yourselves.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Because he is a barely 5 foot tall snot nosed punk who sang bubblegum songs and got away with proverbial murder by passing it off as rock an roll.

Add in the fact that he is a privileged 1 percenter who spits on the blue collar working man by siding with liberal causes and you'll see why he deserves to be kicked straight in his pussy.
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
When I was in junior high and everyone was listening to that fake hack I was busy listening to Twisted Sister, Metallica, and Ozzy.
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Yngwie Malmsteen is a better guitarist than Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
There is not one song of his I like. Same with Springsteen.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Yngwie Malmsteen is a better guitarist than Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora.
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Malmsteen is better than most everyone though.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Because he is a barely 5 foot tall snot nosed punk who sang bubblegum songs and got away with proverbial murder by passing it off as rock an roll.

Add in the fact that he is a privileged 1 percenter who spits on the blue collar working man by siding with liberal causes and you'll see why he deserves to be kicked straight in his pussy.
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lol
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Because he is a barely 5 foot tall snot nosed punk who sang bubblegum songs and got away with proverbial murder by passing it off as rock an roll.

Add in the fact that he is a privileged 1 percenter who spits on the blue collar working man by siding with liberal causes and you'll see why he deserves to be kicked straight in his pussy.
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hesright
Perfect explanation.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
When I was in junior high and everyone was listening to that fake hack I was busy listening to Twisted Sister, Metallica, and Ozzy.
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applause
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
the band itself isn't bad, but Jon Bon Jovi himself is the biggest tool ever. he ruins their cred.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
the band itself isn't bad, but Jon Bon Jovi himself is the biggest tool ever. he ruins their cred.
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ok, that I agree with. Sambora is actually a pretty good guitarist.

Not on the level of Slash but hell, who is ?
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Hi John, is that you?
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
This is neither here nor there but what is this I hear about Axl Rose being the temporary lead singer for AC/DC ?

What the mother fuck ?

What is Angus thinking ?

NEVER - EVER - allow him near your band. He pretty much single handedly broke up the greatest rock band since Zeppelin.
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
When I was in junior high and everyone was listening to that fake hack I was busy listening to Twisted Sister, Metallica, and Ozzy.
 Quoting: Artemis Rand


Lightweight. I was listening to Slayer, Death, Burzum.

To me Metallica and Ozzy are bubble gum chuckle
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
When I was in junior high and everyone was listening to that fake hack I was busy listening to Twisted Sister, Metallica, and Ozzy.
 Quoting: Artemis Rand


Lightweight. I was listening to Slayer, Death, Burzum.

To me Metallica and Ozzy are bubble gum chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28477488


Well, I listened to some old Pentagram back then too so that has to give me some street cred with you somewhere, lol...

How about Helmut ? I got a taste of them even before they were the favorites of alt rock (or whatever they called it back in the late 80's) ?

Last Edited by Artemis Rand on 02/23/2017 04:56 PM
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
In the 80s he was very hot.

Now he is a cuckold.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?

AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Hi John, is that you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72601778


It's not Jon but one of the band members is a GLPer. The drummer or keyboardist or something. they let it slip on here a couple years ago, and said GLP was a good read when bored on tour. only a handful of us caught it. wish could remember the thread. that's why I made the post above that not the whole band sucks. no need to be mean, and JBJ really is the only one that sucks.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Hi John, is that you?
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It's not Jon but one of the band members is a GLPer. The drummer or keyboardist or something. they let it slip on here a couple years ago, and said GLP was a good read when bored on tour. only a handful of us caught it. wish could remember the thread. that's why I made the post above that not the whole band sucks. no need to be mean, and JBJ really is the only one that sucks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72492189


Also heard one of the guys from Ween also lurks here. I think it may be the bassist, Dave Dreiwitz, but I could be wrong.

Also read somewhere that Wayne Coyne likes coming here occasionally as well....
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
It's because he wears a really bad piece. With that money he could buy a better looking piece of hair!!
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Hi John, is that you?
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It's not Jon but one of the band members is a GLPer. The drummer or keyboardist or something. they let it slip on here a couple years ago, and said GLP was a good read when bored on tour. only a handful of us caught it. wish could remember the thread. that's why I made the post above that not the whole band sucks. no need to be mean, and JBJ really is the only one that sucks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72492189


Also heard one of the guys from Ween also lurks here. I think it may be the bassist, Dave Dreiwitz, but I could be wrong.

Also read somewhere that Wayne Coyne likes coming here occasionally as well....
 Quoting: Artemis Rand


and Dave Mustaine on occasion. remember that from back in 2007 or something.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
That's what happens when you suck.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
Hi John, is that you?
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It's not Jon but one of the band members is a GLPer. The drummer or keyboardist or something. they let it slip on here a couple years ago, and said GLP was a good read when bored on tour. only a handful of us caught it. wish could remember the thread. that's why I made the post above that not the whole band sucks. no need to be mean, and JBJ really is the only one that sucks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72492189


Also heard one of the guys from Ween also lurks here. I think it may be the bassist, Dave Dreiwitz, but I could be wrong.

Also read somewhere that Wayne Coyne likes coming here occasionally as well....
 Quoting: Artemis Rand


and Dave Mustaine on occasion. remember that from back in 2007 or something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72492189


Yeah, Dave Mustaine is a big time conspiracy theorist. There were always a lot of hidden Easter Eggs on every Megadeath album cover.

Also would not surprise me if Dave Grohl comes here too.

Now, as for Wayne Coyne and the Flaming Lips - yeah, I can definitely see the GLP influence in their music starting with Yoshimi, War with the Mystics, and so on...
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: Why does nobody like Bon Jovi?
He's ok, saw them in 87 in Sydney.





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