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Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)

 
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Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)
Croutonians outwardly look like normal humans. They all appeared to be Caucasian. It is not known if they have other racial types on their home planet.

Despite their outward appearances they have several unique powers and abilities that distinguish them from humans. These special powers use a lot of energy, which gives them an extraordinarily high metabolism. They would eat an extremely large quantity of food often surprising or disgusting the humans around them. It was not uncommon for them to literally eat an all-you-can-eat buffet out of all their food. Each one of them could easily eat a whole large pizza pie, and still be hungry afterwards.

Croutonians also appear to be able to eat as foods thing that are toxic to humans.

Croutonians when sexually aroused. Their bodies would make a sound like boiling water while giving off a thick white steam-like substance. This would often lead people to falsely assume that the Croutonians were in fact on fire, and splash cold water on them. Due to their empathic link, it would cool off the other brother. Bo preferred to explain it as there was low rolling fog coming in. It is never explained if this is common in both genders or only male Croutonians.
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Re: Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)
Croutonians, huh?

So what about the Stoufferians?
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Re: Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)
I like croutonians on my salad.
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Re: Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)
I am Croutonian. I'm a 6 inch wide purple sphere with two short pharamings and a protruding gullingipoppil. Where are you getting your information from?
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This is very serious stuff. Isn't this supposed to be an alien, UFOs website?

The key to identifying them is to get them aroused, for the will start steaming. And to notice if someone and insanely time 10 appetite, yet are still lean and fit.
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This is very serious stuff. Isn't this supposed to be an alien, UFOs website?

The key to identifying them is to get them aroused, for the will start steaming. And to notice if someone and insanely time 10 appetite, yet are still lean and fit.
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Don't mind my writing mistakes, I'm a little anxious at the moment.
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This is very serious stuff. Isn't this supposed to be an alien, UFOs website?
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Unless you see Trump or Hillary in the UFO...then no...LOL
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Re: Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)
This is very serious stuff. Isn't this supposed to be an alien, UFOs website?

The key to identifying them is to get them aroused, for the will start steaming. And to notice if someone and insanely time 10 appetite, yet are still lean and fit.
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So you're saying that when a Croutonian and a Stoufferian are having sex, the Ranchonians and Balsamics are preparing their nurseries to house the Breadstickians?
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Re: Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)
They are from the planet Crouton. A planet that's very similar to Earth. Same size, composition, and gravitational force. Which explains why they can so easily live on Earth.

Their planet is rich with life, carbon based, and there is an abundance of food. Which explains their immense appetite, and their non aggressive nature.
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The Croutonian who did not posses the metabolism to burn off all the food that was available to them simply died off, and so were not able to pass down their genes. While the Croutonian who possessed a high metabolism thrived and reproduced.
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Re: Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)
How does one know an alien body type
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How does one know an alien body type
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For a Croutonian you don't. They simply look human. Trump himself could be a Croutonian, but he has children, and I don't know if a Croutonian can have kids with a human.

Unless Trump's kids are not really his.

There's a conspiracy.
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This is very serious stuff. Isn't this supposed to be an alien, UFOs website?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73320473

Unless you see Trump or Hillary in the UFO...then no...LOL
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I took your advice, I mentioned Trump as a Croutonian.
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How does one know an alien body type
 Quoting: antidoomTard


For a Croutonian you don't. They simply look human. Trump himself could be a Croutonian, but he has children, and I don't know if a Croutonian can have kids with a human.

Unless Trump's kids are not really his.

There's a conspiracy.
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This is very serious stuff. Isn't this supposed to be an alien, UFOs website?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73320473

Unless you see Trump or Hillary in the UFO...then no...LOL
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Are they SJW aliens?
All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone.
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Re: Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)
This is very serious stuff. Isn't this supposed to be an alien, UFOs website?

The key to identifying them is to get them aroused, for the will start steaming. And to notice if someone and insanely time 10 appetite, yet are still lean and fit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73320473


So that's what the fat fucks in McDonalds are. Always wondered about that. They would have enough food to feed a family of 6 easy. And just scarf it all down in ONE sitting.
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This is very serious stuff. Isn't this supposed to be an alien, UFOs website?

The key to identifying them is to get them aroused, for the will start steaming. And to notice if someone and insanely time 10 appetite, yet are still lean and fit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73320473


So that's what the fat fucks in McDonalds are. Always wondered about that. They would have enough food to feed a family of 6 easy. And just scarf it all down in ONE sitting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74101358


You have to understand, the Croutonians are very fit and beautiful, slim, with luxurious hair. They just require a lot of food because of their high metabolism.

I guess a great way to detect one is by going to your local McDonald's and spotting a beautiful person who's eating a tremendous amount.
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Re: Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)
bump for awareness.
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Re: Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)
This is very serious stuff. Isn't this supposed to be an alien, UFOs website?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73320473

Unless you see Trump or Hillary in the UFO...then no...LOL
 Quoting: Citizen1111


I took your advice, I mentioned Trump as a Croutonian.
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Are they only in America
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Re: Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)
This is very serious stuff. Isn't this supposed to be an alien, UFOs website?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73320473

Unless you see Trump or Hillary in the UFO...then no...LOL
 Quoting: Citizen1111


I took your advice, I mentioned Trump as a Croutonian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73320473


Are they only in America
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74235081


For the most part, since America was their targeted country, so their studied accent is one that you would find in the United States.

But if you see an "American" in New Zealand, they might be a Croutonian. You never know.

As as time passes and they spread out. You might see some Croutonians focused in other countries.
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Re: Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)
Really? People are really that lacking in intelligence:

Croutonians outwardly look like normal humans. Of the four seen in the series, they all appeared to be Caucasian. It is not known if they have other racial types on their home planet.
Despite their outward appearances they have several unique powers and abilities that distinguish them from humans. These special powers use a lot of energy, which gives them an extraordinarily high metabolism. A running gag in the series, was how the two of them would eat an extremely large quantity of food often surprising or disgusting the humans around them. It was not uncommon for them to literally eat an all-you-can-eat buffet out of all their food. Each one of them could easily eat a whole large pizza pie, and still be hungry afterwards.


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Re: Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)
Croutonians came from outer space.
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I forgot about the Croutonians, and then suddenly the lights in my brain shut off for a tenth of a second, and my knees got weak for the same amount of time, and the reflexes picked me up so that I wouldn't fall. And I experienced 20 minutes of missing time.
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Re: Human Looking Aliens Physiology (Differences)
Croutonians outwardly look like normal humans. They all appeared to be Caucasian. It is not known if they have other racial types on their home planet.

Despite their outward appearances they have several unique powers and abilities that distinguish them from humans. These special powers use a lot of energy, which gives them an extraordinarily high metabolism. They would eat an extremely large quantity of food often surprising or disgusting the humans around them. It was not uncommon for them to literally eat an all-you-can-eat buffet out of all their food. Each one of them could easily eat a whole large pizza pie, and still be hungry afterwards.

Croutonians also appear to be able to eat as foods thing that are toxic to humans.

Croutonians when sexually aroused. Their bodies would make a sound like boiling water while giving off a thick white steam-like substance. This would often lead people to falsely assume that the Croutonians were in fact on fire, and splash cold water on them. Due to their empathic link, it would cool off the other brother. Bo preferred to explain it as there was low rolling fog coming in. It is never explained if this is common in both genders or only male Croutonians.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73320473


dis is fee pidly x 2

what about Utopians? they are socialistic and love drugs. They smoke copious amounts and swear it makes them think more clearly. There is no rules on their planet and they are all in debt as much as possible. The few people that used to work or live rationally or sensibly they ate them a long time ago in spirit cooking orgies.





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