Strong Evidence Jesus' Mother Was Alcoholic.

The Account of The Cana Wedding is an unfortunate occurrence within the Family of Jesus. It shows significant discord and lack of Spirituality on the part of Mother Mary.

1.) Her first recorded words begin with telling Jesus more wine is needed, something typical of an alcoholic who is focused upon their next drink.

2.) Her comment about the wine is terse and short, not at all like a woman who is socializing and having a good time at an important wedding, but more typical of someone who is sloshed and drunk. She was unconcerned about the food, the entertainment, the importance of the wedding event, or the family whose members were being wed.

3.) Mary by her own intent avoided asking a the man in charge of the wedding for more wine, but rather asked her Jesus Boy for the wine. She already knew through experience He could make great wine on the spot, as He most likely had been previously doing for her at home. She knew the Wedding Coordinator Man would have dished up the cheap wine, exactly as he himself said later in the account.

4.) Jesus quickly acceded to her request for more wine, as if He was accustomed to routinely doing so.

5.) Mary showed no concern for the Wedding guests who had sucked down all of the provisioned wine, and theteby must have been drunk. She was not concerned about the risk of their safety, travel, and dignity if they got even more drunk.

6.) Just as any alcoholic, Mary had her priorities significantly skewed. She was unconcerned about her own Son's Ministerial Agenda as a supernatural being, whose name "Emanuel" she in fact knew meant "God With Us." Jesus' response to her clearly indicated how her naive request was at odds with His work on Earth.

7.) The account specificaly states Jesus and His Disciples had been invited, but says about Mary only that she was there. Evidently she had not been invited, had crashed the venue, and was just hanging around in the kitchen with the servants who were dishing out the wine. She knew who the wine servants were, and was ready to presumptuously tell them what to do.

8.) As is typical of rude alcoholics, Mary did not even thank Jesus for the excellent wine.

9.) Jesus strategically attempted to conceal the source of the excellent wine by not allowing the servants to take a sample to the Wedding Coordinator, and Jesus avoided telling him about this on site miracle. Matthew called it a sign, but Jesus had no such intention for it because He did not present it as a sign when it happened.

10.) After the Wedding, Jesus and His Disciples had to take Mary to Capernaum for a few days so she could recover from her hangover.

The Bible is a marvelously lucid and reliable document, because it shows the warts and foibles of the people in it. Right?