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Merit  (OP)

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Tired of waiting for jobs to come open that never do while seeing illegal immigrants in new trucks filling up their grocery baskets at the local Walmart?

Don't be reactive, be proactive!

1-866-DHS-2ICE (347-2423) Day or night 24 hrs a day.

They're here to help.


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Tired of waiting for jobs to come open that never do while seeing illegal immigrants in new trucks filling up their grocery baskets at the local Walmart?

Don't be reactive, be proactive!

1-866-DHS-2ICE (347-2423) Day or night 24 hrs a day.

They're here to help.
 Quoting: Merit


+1
Cum dignitatis infixae omnibus humanae familiae partibus et eorum jurum aequalium , quae abalienari non possunt , agnitio constituat et in orbe terrarum libertatis et justitiae et pacis fundamentum
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There's a factory in your area with an alarming number of illegals being employed there you say???

Don't tell me, tell those good fellows down at your local ICE enforcement.

Toll free 24 hrs a day - 1-866-DHS-2ICE (347-2423
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chuckle

chuckle

chuckle

I had a feeling this was going to get pinned.
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I'm going to pitch my schtick to DHS to do commercials chuckle
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I think you should. chuckle I'm sure Vanilla Ice could use the money and they could pay him to use that song in the commercial even.
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Tired of waiting for jobs to come open that never do while seeing illegal immigrants in new trucks filling up their grocery baskets at the local Walmart?

Don't be reactive, be proactive!

1-866-DHS-2ICE (347-2423) Day or night 24 hrs a day.

They're here to help.
 Quoting: Merit


lmao

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Remember the days when you could actually communicate with the crew replacing your roof or doing your lawn?

Me too!

Want to feel distinguished? Let's get back to English!

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Remember the days when you could actually communicate with the crew replacing your roof or doing your lawn?

Me too!

Want to feel distinguished? Let's get back to English!

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bigcruise
you're killing it today man!

watch out Comedian
Cum dignitatis infixae omnibus humanae familiae partibus et eorum jurum aequalium , quae abalienari non possunt , agnitio constituat et in orbe terrarum libertatis et justitiae et pacis fundamentum
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Just report the address of every construction project 85% occupied by illegals
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Merit is your family sufficiently jaded now?

chuckle
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Is your child's education lacking because of an overwhelmed school system catering to illegal immigrants?

I know you feel that concern burning, let's get these kids back to learning!

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Merit is your family sufficiently jaded now?

chuckle
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The wealthy hiring illegal immigrants is a traitorous and despicable thing to do. It makes any red blooded American ashamed.

Want to stick it to the man? Then get with the plan!

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Is your child's education lacking because of an overwhelmed school system catering to illegal immigrants?

I know you feel that concern burning, let's get these kids back to learning!

1-866-DHS-2ICE (347-2423)
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Well that will put a crimp in those sanctuary schools. How are illegal s going to trust that other parents won't turn them in?
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Now I'm afraid I might have been Goebbels in another life lmao

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Is your child's education lacking because of an overwhelmed school system catering to illegal immigrants?

I know you feel that concern burning, let's get these kids back to learning!

1-866-DHS-2ICE (347-2423)
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Well that will put a crimp in those sanctuary schools. How are illegal s going to trust that other parents won't turn them in?
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Tired of smug illegal immigrants giving those taunting looks at your school functions?

Don't be a loser, be a chooser, choose to call 1-866-DHS-2ICE (347-2423) and wipe that condescending smirk right off their face with the help of your friends at DHS and ICE.

They're here, for YOU.


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Remember the days when you could actually communicate with the crew replacing your roof or doing your lawn?

Me too!

Want to feel distinguished? Let's get back to English!

1-866-DHS-2ICE (347-2423)
 Quoting: Merit


bigcruise
you're killing it today man!

watch out Comedian
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Merit is the reason I get some time off now.

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Neighbor was saying the other day, every landscaper, every tree trimmer, every construction site, every painter in the hamptons, hires illegal aliens and no one ever says anything.
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They don't like our winters! Rare to see them here!
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Just hang out by the Western Union area at your local grocery stores - you'll see a bunch soon enough.
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How can you tell someones legal status just by looking at 'em?

Your a real dumb-fuck, I hate mustios & chupa dientes too but going off of a hunch is plain stupid.
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Now I'm afraid I might have been Goebbels in another life lmao
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No worries. Oturd was shipping illegals in by the trainload and actually paying them with endless entitlements. All that in pursuit of permanent democrat victories at the ballot box.
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may.
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"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it."
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you are uninformed, if you do   
read the newspaper you are   
misinformed. -- Mark Twain

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government is like giving whiskey   
and keys to teenage boys.   
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How can you tell someones legal status just by looking at 'em?

Your a real dumb-fuck, I hate mustios & chupa dientes too but going off of a hunch is plain stupid.
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Tired of illegal immigrant and illegal immigrant sympathizers on the internet trying to stop your fun?

Don't go get your gun, put their family and friends on the run!

Call 1-866-DHS-2ICE (347-2423) now for details how :)

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Remember the days when you could actually communicate with the crew replacing your roof or doing your lawn?

Me too!

Want to feel distinguished? Let's get back to English!

1-866-DHS-2ICE (347-2423)
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bigcruise
you're killing it today man!

watch out Comedian
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Merit is the reason I get some time off now.

fuckyeah5
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chestbump

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Super pin
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Its really sad me advocating ppl using the system put in place to protect our way of life is likely seen as shocking or calloused by some.

In fact it's citizens duty as an American to report these interlopers. For the protection of ourselves and neighbors as well as for our quality and way of life. It's the law for a reason

That false narrative that it's somehow wrong to report illegal immigrants is dangerous.

Let's raise some awareness

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Do ppl really not know there's a toll free number to immigration enforcement (ICE)?

That number in the title is the "report illegals for processing" line. If you catch my drift.

They don't need your info, they only need the name or name being used by the illegal alien(s), their place of residence or employment, and any other info you can provide.

Enjoy
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One day you will be hunted my friend. Remember this day and what you posted. One day you will cry out for mercy and there will be none.

All these so called Christians and moral people on this board. Pff. Nazi era snitch bitches are what I see.

Who the fuck goes and snitches on someone? Somebody ought to whip the living hell out of you little bitch.

Daddy and Mommy didn't teach you anything did they? This whole country is turning into a big Nazi ghetto of little snitches.

MAGA MAGA MAGA

You guys should get some jackboots as well.

The truth is that both sides are fucking corrupt, worthless and won't do shit but drive this country deeper in the shitter, and all the while, your posting numbers for people to snitch on others.
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Thread: A girl at my work who is a bitch let it slip her mom is an illegal. How do I get her deported? (Page 3)
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Do ppl really not know there's a toll free number to immigration enforcement (ICE)?

That number in the title is the "report illegals for processing" line. If you catch my drift.

They don't need your info, they only need the name or name being used by the illegal alien(s), their place of residence or employment, and any other info you can provide.

Enjoy
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One day you will be hunted my friend. Remember this day and what you posted. One day you will cry out for mercy and there will be none.

All these so called Christians and moral people on this board. Pff. Nazi era snitch bitches are what I see.

Who the fuck goes and snitches on someone? Somebody ought to whip the living hell out of you little bitch.

Daddy and Mommy didn't teach you anything did they? This whole country is turning into a big Nazi ghetto of little snitches.

MAGA MAGA MAGA

You guys should get some jackboots as well.

The truth is that both sides are fucking corrupt, worthless and won't do shit but drive this country deeper in the shitter, and all the while, your posting numbers for people to snitch on others.
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Don't fall for criminal sympathizers trying to pull a switch by calling you a snitch, only a bitch would hide out in a country illegally and pretend they're the moral one.

Make them twitch and scratch that itch by calling 1-866-DHS-2ICE (347-2423).


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Ever look up and down your street and remember the way it was or think about how going to the corner store was never a place where you would see something disconcerting?

Don't scream and shout, let's clean these neighborhoods out.


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If someone breaks into your home or that of your neighbors and you see them committing the crime do you call the cops?

What if someone steals and gets arrested?

Do you feel sympathy or like a nazi for having satisfaction that justice was served?

Don't fall for their lies, give ICE a try.


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