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My realtor confessed her love for me.

 
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03/03/2017 08:18 PM
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My realtor confessed her love for me.
Out of the blue. I'm a single guy and she's going to sell me my new home. She stated her love for me after I signed the purchase agreement. Now what? Cute girl.
Child of Jerusalem

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03/03/2017 08:19 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Forget about her, love doesnt last nowdays.
Life seems to be a balance of peace and chaos. Without the madness life would be pretty boring. Without the peace we would surely all die. Commit to the lord and know you're saved. Praise our savior Jesus christ.
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03/03/2017 08:19 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Fuck her over the precipice.
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03/03/2017 08:20 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Out of the blue. I'm a single guy and she's going to sell me my new home. She stated her love for me after I signed the purchase agreement. Now what? Cute girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4155175


Now you bang her. Isn't that obvious?
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03/03/2017 08:21 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Far from cue, don't lie.
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03/03/2017 08:21 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Far from cute, don't lie.
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03/03/2017 08:23 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Do you like her? Is she single?
Romance starts in all sorts of strange ways. If you find her attractive and interesting also, then take a chance.
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03/03/2017 08:24 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Do you like her? Is she single?
Romance starts in all sorts of strange ways. If you find her attractive and interesting also, then take a chance.
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She falls in love with everyone she comes into contact with.
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03/03/2017 08:25 PM

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Airing your laundry on GLP? Why?
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03/03/2017 08:26 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Do you like her? Is she single?
Romance starts in all sorts of strange ways. If you find her attractive and interesting also, then take a chance.
 Quoting: oh_yikes


She falls in love with everyone she comes into contact with.
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She's in love with the idea of being in love
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03/03/2017 08:27 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Ask her if she does reverse mortgage
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Airing your laundry on GLP? Why?
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His dryer is broken and there's a nice breeze on GLP tonight
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03/03/2017 08:30 PM
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Love it or List it.
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03/03/2017 08:32 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Ask for the full tour again

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03/03/2017 08:33 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Out of the blue. I'm a single guy and she's going to sell me my new home. She stated her love for me after I signed the purchase agreement. Now what? Cute girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4155175


Ask her to prove it by paying your closing costs.
And He said to them, "But now, whoever has a money belt is to take it along, likewise also a bag, and whoever has no sword is to sell his coat and buy one." Luke 22:36 NASB
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03/03/2017 08:33 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Do you like her? Is she single?
Romance starts in all sorts of strange ways. If you find her attractive and interesting also, then take a chance.
 Quoting: oh_yikes


She falls in love with everyone she comes into contact with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74307003


She's in love with the idea of being in love
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73607991


That's it. Isn't true love, it is the want to be truly loved back so she falls in love with everyone hoping one of them falls in love back.
Can't hurt when you fall in love with everyone, one man will bite sooner or later.
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03/03/2017 08:37 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Out of the blue. I'm a single guy and she's going to sell me my new home. She stated her love for me after I signed the purchase agreement. Now what? Cute girl.
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Tell her to fuck off?



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03/03/2017 08:53 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
I bet she didn't even get a good price on th house for you. When a girl says she likes you its a go for sex. So I guess give her some pity sex she is desperate for.
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03/03/2017 08:55 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
I'll be darned.

Maybe the girl really does come with the house.

You're getting a two for one deal.
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03/03/2017 08:56 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
First..you took a loan out for hour so called home.the bank owns it dicsmoker
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03/03/2017 08:56 PM
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eyebat = $$$$$$$
We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN!
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03/03/2017 08:59 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
eyebat = $$$$$$$
 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


That.

An investment in her is an investment in your future.

I like it.

That's a slam dunk deal.
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03/03/2017 09:00 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Do you like her? Is she single?
Romance starts in all sorts of strange ways. If you find her attractive and interesting also, then take a chance.
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She falls in love with everyone she comes into contract with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74307003


Fixed it for you.
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.
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03/03/2017 09:03 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
First..you took a loan out for hour so called home.the bank owns it dicsmoker
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03/03/2017 09:16 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Out of the blue. I'm a single guy and she's going to sell me my new home. She stated her love for me after I signed the purchase agreement. Now what? Cute girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4155175


Ask her to prove it by paying your closing costs.
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03/03/2017 09:25 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Christen each room n your new house.
Never forsake a Kraut for the sake of forsaking a Kraut
bigD111

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03/03/2017 09:31 PM

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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Christen each room n your new house.
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ohyeahohyeahohyeah
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03/03/2017 09:46 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
She knows your finances, going for the shekels.
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03/03/2017 09:47 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
she thinks sex = love, wear a rubber
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03/03/2017 09:50 PM
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Using u for your money and house
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Re: My realtor confessed her love for me.
Do you like her? Is she single?
Romance starts in all sorts of strange ways. If you find her attractive and interesting also, then take a chance.
 Quoting: oh_yikes


She falls in love with everyone she comes into contact contract with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74307003


Fixed it for ya.





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