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I am a scientist, and all life on Earth will be dead by June.

 
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Finally
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Bless your heart..you are always ready and waiting for the end...Every doom thread finds you saying, "finally"...

One day, it will happen..that is a guarantee..however, you may expire from natural causes before then :)

You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

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I work at a company that does a wide variety of services, but one of the areas is air dispersion modeling and we deal with the macro effects as well as micro effects of albedo, Bowen ratio, and surface 'roughness'. Pretty much everyone at our company has graduate degree(s) in chemical engineering, civil engineering, geology, and/or meteorology (myself included).

In 'the early years', I spent quite a bit of time calibrating pollution monitoring equipment/weather stations in the field, so I am familiar with the equipment, how it works, how it is verified, and even quite a few of the people that are (or were) involved. So am I fully qualified to assess the data I'm about to disclose.

Over the past three months, something has been releasing hydrogen sulfide gas in the central part of the U.S. to such a degree that it will begin to kill off most of life on Earth by the middle of May if it doesn't stop.

Since this data has been detected, we have been visited by numerous government agencies and basically we've been told to 'shut up'.

You have an estimated three months until you and everything else dies off across much of the U.S. and eventually the world. I suggest you take this warning to discovery the source and cause.

We have reason to believe it is man-made, and centralized over parts of Oklahoma. It is being done on purpose.
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I work at a company that does a wide variety of services, but one of the areas is air dispersion modeling and we deal with the macro effects as well as micro effects of albedo, Bowen ratio, and surface 'roughness'. Pretty much everyone at our company has graduate degree(s) in chemical engineering, civil engineering, geology, and/or meteorology (myself included).

In 'the early years', I spent quite a bit of time calibrating pollution monitoring equipment/weather stations in the field, so I am familiar with the equipment, how it works, how it is verified, and even quite a few of the people that are (or were) involved. So am I fully qualified to assess the data I'm about to disclose.

Over the past three months, something has been releasing hydrogen sulfide gas in the central part of the U.S. to such a degree that it will begin to kill off most of life on Earth by the middle of May if it doesn't stop.

Since this data has been detected, we have been visited by numerous government agencies and basically we've been told to 'shut up'.

You have an estimated three months until you and everything else dies off across much of the U.S. and eventually the world. I suggest you take this warning to discovery the source and cause.

We have reason to believe it is man-made, and centralized over parts of Oklahoma. It is being done on purpose.
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UPDATE

I may very well be the OP's co-worker. What he's saying is true. The good news, however, is that over the past few days, the hydrogen sulfide gas levels have decreased substantially.

We're all baffled, and don't know if it's temporary, or if we're in the clear. Regardless, the OP is a bit reckless in giving a time frame for rapid loss of life. We're still investigating this, and, honestly, no one is sure exactly what will happen. Perhaps something major, perhaps nothing. The G-men have told us they don't want to cause panic and alarm among the masses, especially if this "blows over," literally and figuratively, so we're keeping quite for now.
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my guess is your a chubby balding tard in his 40's who jerks off into a tube sock

go the fuck away
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something has been releasing hydrogen sulfide gas in the central part of the U.S. to such a degree that it will begin to kill off most of life on Earth by the middle of May if it doesn't stop.

Since this data has been detected, we have been visited by numerous government agencies and basically we've been told to 'shut up'.

You have an estimated three months until you and everything else dies off across much of the U.S. and eventually the world.
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03/12/2017 12:56 AM
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my guess is your a chubby balding tard in his 40's who jerks off into a tube sock

go the fuck away
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They said they were pagan scientists from a misdirected belief they know anything.
As for the tube sock...scientists use a rubber gloves and a research tube.
You have seen the ads for that well it looks like a flashlight on the outside...Never mind about that.

What if I replace that reality with another?
You can thank me later.
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Intentional? That gives this post away as a scare. Come July we will be working our jobs, driving our cars and shooting cans with our rifles's.
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Seriously glp, you can do better than this
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Northern SO2
[link to earth.nullschool.net (secure)]
Just industrial waste / growth

Consumptive fuckers ain't ya
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[link to www.keyt.com]
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And another, this one closer to Oklahoma

[link to dfw.cbslocal.com]
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I work at a company that does a wide variety of services, but one of the areas is air dispersion modeling and we deal with the macro effects as well as micro effects of albedo, Bowen ratio, and surface 'roughness'. Pretty much everyone at our company has graduate degree(s) in chemical engineering, civil engineering, geology, and/or meteorology (myself included).

In 'the early years', I spent quite a bit of time calibrating pollution monitoring equipment/weather stations in the field, so I am familiar with the equipment, how it works, how it is verified, and even quite a few of the people that are (or were) involved. So am I fully qualified to assess the data I'm about to disclose.

Over the past three months, something has been releasing hydrogen sulfide gas in the central part of the U.S. to such a degree that it will begin to kill off most of life on Earth by the middle of May if it doesn't stop.

Since this data has been detected, we have been visited by numerous government agencies and basically we've been told to 'shut up'.

You have an estimated three months until you and everything else dies off across much of the U.S. and eventually the world. I suggest you take this warning to discovery the source and cause.

We have reason to believe it is man-made, and centralized over parts of Oklahoma. It is being done on purpose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74324918


THIS IS WHY THE LORD IS GETTING READY TO REMOVE HIS CHILDREN OFF THE EARTH IN APRIL 2017 AND TAKE THEM WITH HIM TO HEAVEN!!!

If I've understood correctly the Lord is coming again for all those of us who love Him before the end of April on First-fruits. This will either be on the 12th, 14th or 26th of April 2017. Depending on whether the Lord is using the Hebrew, Torah or Creator's Calendar to mark time . In 17 AD, a Jubilee Year, the Lord was crucified, died and descended into the heart of the earth to set the captives free who were held there in Abraham's bosom. He then returned them, after His glorious resurrection on First-fruits, to their own possessions and families in heaven. "Then you shall cause the trumpet of the Jubilee to sound on the tenth day of the seventh month; on the Day of Atonement you shall make the trumpet to sound throughout all your land. And you shall consecrate the fiftieth year, and proclaim liberty throughout all the land to all its inhabitants. It shall be a Jubilee for you; and each of you shall return [we now know this was on First-fruits] to his possession, and each of you shall return to his family."[words in bracket mine][Lev.25:9.10]

A similar thing is about to happen again in 2017, a Jubilee Year! We've been in captivity all our live to the corruption of our natural bodies. And now the Lord Jesus Christ is getting ready to come for us in April on First-fruits, to give us our glorified bodies and return us to our own possessions and families in heaven. "...our citizenship is in heaven, from which we also eagerly wait for the Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ, who will transform our lowly body that it may be conformed to His glorious body, according to the working by which He is able even to subdue all things to Himself." [Phil.3:20,21]

It's clear now that the Lord intended for 40 Jubilees to pass before coming back again for us in the Rapture! 2017 is 40 Jubilees from 17 AD. We now know that 34 BC was a Jubilee Year. When we count 1 Jubilee of 50 Years, from 33 BC, we arrive at the next Jubilee Year 17 AD. There's no Year 0. The Lord was 16 Years old in 1 AD, and started His public Ministry in 15 AD, when He was 30 Years old. The Lord conquered sin and death in a Jubilee Year in 17 AD. From 17 AD, when we count off 30 Jubilees, we arrive at the Year 1517. From 1517, when count 8 Jubilees we arrive at the Year 1917. From 1917, when we count 1 Jubilee we arrive at the Year 1967. And finally, from 1967, when we count 1 Jubilee we arrive at the Year 2017. This is the Year, I believe, the Lord is going set us free from the bondage of corruption!

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NOBODY KNOWS THE DAY OR HOUR

So you will fail.
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03/12/2017 03:59 AM
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As a Texan, I always knew Oklahoma would be the beginning of the end!
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03/12/2017 04:35 AM
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I'm the original OP.

I'm not kidding, I really am.

I know you won't believe me, but I wanted to give you an update.

Two of our latest tests show a lessened dispersion model, suggesting the H2S releases have subsided.

The problem is that three of my colleagues have quit, and there were two mysterious deaths last week in our company.

More to come... but this is very real.

It all has to do with the excessive fracking and some kind of ulterior agenda.
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03/12/2017 05:38 AM
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I'm the original OP.

I'm not kidding, I really am.

I know you won't believe me, but I wanted to give you an update.

Two of our latest tests show a lessened dispersion model, suggesting the H2S releases have subsided.

The problem is that three of my colleagues have quit, and there were two mysterious deaths last week in our company.

More to come... but this is very real.

It all has to do with the excessive fracking and some kind of ulterior agenda.
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damned
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03/12/2017 05:40 AM
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Well I got 3 months, a scientist on GLP told me so.

Now what am I going to do these next 3 months before the world ends? Eh probably the same thing I was doing when I thought it would live on, not much.
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I actually like smelling my farts, so I dont think this should be a problem, we all habe to man up and sniff other peooles farts if you will...lets do it, call sharpton and jrssiie jackson and we will stage a first ever Fart-sit in. Lets make it hapoen, for our country!!5a
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I know june....she's no killer OP. May I just say before you March forward with this nonsense, that her sister April fits the bill thou.
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03/12/2017 06:20 AM
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In 'the early years', I spent quite a bit of time calibrating pollution monitoring equipment/weather stations in the field, so I am familiar with the equipment, how it works, how it is verified,
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Calibrating manualy ?
It is factory calibrated.
How you can do it to what pattern if you have already h2s in the air.
to sees me ?
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03/12/2017 06:31 AM
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Professor Ward does not rule out that the positive effect of hydrogen sulfide on plants (two-fold higher yield) is a heritage periods of mass extinction. Hydrogen sulfide may play a key role in many of them.
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I work in oil, h2s is heavy it doesn't go into the atmosphere it pools in low points. If this were true there would be dead zones around the area of the release. Thread fail
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Bump for later
As Mulder once said, "the truth is out there".

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This is war


V2K IS REAL AND IS OF THE ARMY OF THE PAPAL BEAST

THE LORD IS WITH YOU IN YOU AND SURROUNDS YOU
NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST YOU SAINTS SHALL PREVAIL
THE GATES OF HELL SHALL NOT OVERCOME YOU

THE BEAST MAKES WAR AGAINST YOU SAINT

OBEY JESUS COMMANDS AND HOLD TO THE TRUTH

JESUS IS COMING SOON
REJOICE IN HOPE BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY SPIRIT THAT IS IN YOU
READ GODS WORD BE BUILT UP IN THE FAITH
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I'm the original OP.

I'm not kidding, I really am.

I know you won't believe me, but I wanted to give you an update.

Two of our latest tests show a lessened dispersion model, suggesting the H2S releases have subsided.

The problem is that three of my colleagues have quit, and there were two mysterious deaths last week in our company.

More to come... but this is very real.

It all has to do with the excessive fracking and some kind of ulterior agenda.
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I'm the original OP.

I'm not kidding, I really am.

I know you won't believe me, but I wanted to give you an update.

Two of our latest tests show a lessened dispersion model, suggesting the H2S releases have subsided.

The problem is that three of my colleagues have quit, and there were two mysterious deaths last week in our company.

More to come... but this is very real.

It all has to do with the excessive fracking and some kind of ulterior agenda.
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I'm the original OP.

I'm not kidding, I really am.

I know you won't believe me, but I wanted to give you an update.

Two of our latest tests show a lessened dispersion model, suggesting the H2S releases have subsided.

The problem is that three of my colleagues have quit, and there were two mysterious deaths last week in our company.

More to come... but this is very real.

It all has to do with the excessive fracking and some kind of ulterior agenda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49526520

Do you have any update Op...?
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I'm the original OP.

I'm not kidding, I really am.

I know you won't believe me, but I wanted to give you an update.

Two of our latest tests show a lessened dispersion model, suggesting the H2S releases have subsided.

The problem is that three of my colleagues have quit, and there were two mysterious deaths last week in our company.

More to come... but this is very real.

It all has to do with the excessive fracking and some kind of ulterior agenda.
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Do you have any update Op...?
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Could the excessive fracking also be why they're suddenly earthquakes in Oklahoma and Texas?
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