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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74168740 United States 03/05/2017 03:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Gassing us like so much vermin. Yeah, I could see them doing that. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73357165 :: popcorn :: So, OP, do you have your bunker reserved? I'm making a lot of preparations, so is everyone at my firm. We hope our models are wrong, or that the release of the gas will subside. We have modeled 12 different scenarios based on the data we have, and three of those scenarios result in total extinction of the human species. Other scenarios result in massive deaths across the central and eastern U.S. You will begin to see signs of this in the coming days and weeks, but based on the reception we have had from the Federal government, you're not likely to hear about it or will be covered up. One of my colleagues theorized they'll blame it on a flu outbreak. Opie's full of shit. If the poison gas is originating in OK then there would be reported deaths around the area of origin. There's not. #opfail Not yet anyway |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 64427642 United States 03/05/2017 04:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Gassing us like so much vermin. Yeah, I could see them doing that. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73357165 :: popcorn :: So, OP, do you have your bunker reserved? I'm making a lot of preparations, so is everyone at my firm. We hope our models are wrong, or that the release of the gas will subside. We have modeled 12 different scenarios based on the data we have, and three of those scenarios result in total extinction of the human species. Other scenarios result in massive deaths across the central and eastern U.S. You will begin to see signs of this in the coming days and weeks, but based on the reception we have had from the Federal government, you're not likely to hear about it or will be covered up. One of my colleagues theorized they'll blame it on a flu outbreak. Opie's full of shit. If the poison gas is originating in OK then there would be reported deaths around the area of origin. There's not. #opfail Not yet anyway So, if there's enough poison gas being released in an undisclosed location in OK that it will kill every land based species by June, you don't think we'd be seeing immediate local fallout yet? SMH |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74168740 United States 03/05/2017 04:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74324918 I'm making a lot of preparations, so is everyone at my firm. We hope our models are wrong, or that the release of the gas will subside. We have modeled 12 different scenarios based on the data we have, and three of those scenarios result in total extinction of the human species. Other scenarios result in massive deaths across the central and eastern U.S. You will begin to see signs of this in the coming days and weeks, but based on the reception we have had from the Federal government, you're not likely to hear about it or will be covered up. One of my colleagues theorized they'll blame it on a flu outbreak. Opie's full of shit. If the poison gas is originating in OK then there would be reported deaths around the area of origin. There's not. #opfail Not yet anyway So, if there's enough poison gas being released in an undisclosed location in OK that it will kill every land based species by June, you don't think we'd be seeing immediate local fallout yet? SMH They covered up Fuku pretty good didnt they? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 831648 United States 03/05/2017 04:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm not a scientist... But I pretend to be a Moranologist on GLP... Sulfur Dioxide smells like rotten eggs? Thread: weird sulfur/rotten egg smell Thread: rotten egg smell >DOOM< . |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64427642 United States 03/05/2017 04:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64427642 Opie's full of shit. If the poison gas is originating in OK then there would be reported deaths around the area of origin. There's not. #opfail Not yet anyway So, if there's enough poison gas being released in an undisclosed location in OK that it will kill every land based species by June, you don't think we'd be seeing immediate local fallout yet? SMH They covered up Fuku pretty good didnt they? LOL. I lean into doom too but this made up gas doom is just that...made up. Just some anti-fractard instilling fake doom to unsuspecting doomtards on GLP. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74325549 Canada 03/05/2017 04:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm not a scientist... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 831648 But I pretend to be a Moranologist on GLP... Sulfur Dioxide smells like rotten eggs? Thread: weird sulfur/rotten egg smell Thread: rotten egg smell >DOOM< . In high enough concentrations it will kill you before you have time to smell it. People die every year at Yellowstone from H2S, look it up, son. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21648329 United States 03/05/2017 04:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh those fuckers. The depth of darkness which comes through here is staggering at times. I pray for a miracle which binds these evildoers and seals the leak. I pray for it to be a lie. Who will stop these shadow forces? Where the rubber meets the road? We're really learning the hard way. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74244682 United Kingdom 03/05/2017 05:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I work at a company that does a wide variety of services, but one of the areas is air dispersion modeling and we deal with the macro effects as well as micro effects of albedo, Bowen ratio, and surface 'roughness'. Pretty much everyone at our company has graduate degree(s) in chemical engineering, civil engineering, geology, and/or meteorology (myself included). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74324918 In 'the early years', I spent quite a bit of time calibrating pollution monitoring equipment/weather stations in the field, so I am familiar with the equipment, how it works, how it is verified, and even quite a few of the people that are (or were) involved. So am I fully qualified to assess the data I'm about to disclose. Over the past three months, something has been releasing hydrogen sulfide gas in the central part of the U.S. to such a degree that it will begin to kill off most of life on Earth by the middle of May if it doesn't stop. Since this data has been detected, we have been visited by numerous government agencies and basically we've been told to 'shut up'. You have an estimated three months until you and everything else dies off across much of the U.S. and eventually the world. I suggest you take this warning to discovery the source and cause. We have reason to believe it is man-made, and centralized over parts of Oklahoma. It is being done on purpose. Liar |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74244682 United Kingdom 03/05/2017 06:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds a little crazy but I like doom so I'll read on. GLP scientist are smhart Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55269785 You will begin to see reports of deaths within 3 to 7 days. From there they will increase, and there will be a media cover-up. Our estimates put U.S. deaths due to the gas in March at 250,000. April at 5 million. May at 10.5 million. June at 225 million. Late June at 5 billion worldwide. The gas will permeate everything. Only high elevations have any hope of survival if current release does not subside. Cool. We only have a week to come back and prove you are bullhsitting scumbag. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74322561 Australia 03/05/2017 06:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds a little crazy but I like doom so I'll read on. GLP scientist are smhart Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55269785 You will begin to see reports of deaths within 3 to 7 days. From there they will increase, and there will be a media cover-up. Our estimates put U.S. deaths due to the gas in March at 250,000. April at 5 million. May at 10.5 million. June at 225 million. Late June at 5 billion worldwide. The gas will permeate everything. Only high elevations have any hope of survival if current release does not subside. Correct me if I am wrong...wont this mix with rain and create sulfuric acid? Yes. Awesome. Cant wait. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74244682 United Kingdom 03/05/2017 06:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have go. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74324918 I will say one final thing. We know for a certainty this is being done on purpose, and the gas is being pumped out intentionally. We're all praying they stop, slow the release or someone finds out what they are doing and stops them. It's possible they are aiming for a smaller die-off -- a few million Americans, or ten or 20 million. We don't know. A friend suggested some kind of "Martial Law" scenario where the country will be put into a panic. This is chilling, but favorable to an ELE obviously. You need to pray, and now use your resources to search for more information. I've given about all I can. Aha. When OP fails and we don't die they will claim they wasn't lying. They will claim whoever it was doing this stopped doing it or somebody made them stop doing it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74244682 United Kingdom 03/05/2017 06:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hey i work in the fracking industry out OK. and OP is telling the truth. we've been seeing all kinds of weird things going on lately -- supervisors all taking vacations, a couple guys got sick, the company told us to stop using a few of our gas detectors because they said they're defective and they're sending new ones. well, we never got the new ones. so its been all sorts of weird shit for a few months and its getting worse. one buddy of mine just up and bailed while we were out drilling, left and drove off, scared shitless after he took a phone call. i think im about to bail too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74325319 My brother works in that industry and state and I can ask him if he has heard about anything odd going on. I wonder why OP is dodging my question though. Because he or she is a lying scumbag |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74244682 United Kingdom 03/05/2017 06:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hey i work in the fracking industry out OK. and OP is telling the truth. we've been seeing all kinds of weird things going on lately -- supervisors all taking vacations, a couple guys got sick, the company told us to stop using a few of our gas detectors because they said they're defective and they're sending new ones. well, we never got the new ones. so its been all sorts of weird shit for a few months and its getting worse. one buddy of mine just up and bailed while we were out drilling, left and drove off, scared shitless after he took a phone call. i think im about to bail too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74325319 My brother works in that industry and state and I can ask him if he has heard about anything odd going on. I wonder why OP is dodging my question though. Have you asked your brother? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72890718 United States 03/05/2017 06:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds a little crazy but I like doom so I'll read on. GLP scientist are smhart Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55269785 You will begin to see reports of deaths within 3 to 7 days. From there they will increase, and there will be a media cover-up. Our estimates put U.S. deaths due to the gas in March at 250,000. April at 5 million. May at 10.5 million. June at 225 million. Late June at 5 billion worldwide. The gas will permeate everything. Only high elevations have any hope of survival if current release does not subside. Sounds a little crazy but I like doom so I'll read on. GLP scientist are smhart Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55269785 You will begin to see reports of deaths within 3 to 7 days. From there they will increase, and there will be a media cover-up. Our estimates put U.S. deaths due to the gas in March at 250,000. April at 5 million. May at 10.5 million. June at 225 million. Late June at 5 billion worldwide. The gas will permeate everything. Only high elevations have any hope of survival if current release does not subside. Watch now as this is debunked. If you are legit and your company is legit and you have scientific data to prove your claim - then hold a presser on live TV and announce it. Or simultaneous send video of announcement to governments and media outlets worldwide. You have until Tuesday at 5pm to do this. Ready. Set. GO! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56986246 United Kingdom 03/05/2017 06:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am currently in a lower elevation in Southern Canada. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69109008 Every so often H2S blows ours way. I smell the rotten eggs and know that it is H2S, I just figured it was coming from a nearby oil facility. Of which there are many around. But if they wanted to kill off people in the lower elevations H2S would be a good any to do it. Got me thinking now. Is not H2s odourless?Are you thinking of methane? |
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