I'm the original OP.

I'm not kidding, I really am.

I know you won't believe me, but I wanted to give you an update.

Two of our latest tests show a lessened dispersion model, suggesting the H2S releases have subsided.

The problem is that three of my colleagues have quit, and there were two mysterious deaths last week in our company.

More to come... but this is very real.

It all has to do with the excessive fracking and some kind of ulterior agenda.