Guys, how do you handle your woman's PMS (Premenstrual Syndrome)? Every month I'm losing this battle!

Embrace the suck. Tough it out.

Find a travelling job and be sure to synch pms with your travel schedule.

Grow some balls and tell her to shut the fuck up lol.

you dont have to fight with it. all women during that period are supposed to isolate themselves.

Avoid her as much as you can and drink lots of liquor.

Rub A1 sauce on your balls. Slather them bad boys up real nice! I mean dripping, fucking A1 everywhere! Let it dry then lather em' up real good again. Let your wife lick em clean. You'll both feel better.

Buy her a new mop

She need to take extra calcium

Well, in more civilised societies women on the rag had to spend a week in an separate house, I think it is still common in some tribals in the south american jungle.

Else ... nah .. never share your home with a woman. Never.

Have her smoke weed.

A wise man, might track such things on a calendar.

Four days before it begins, he might bring chocolate into the house and give them to the wife. He might also start crushing up Midol and putting it into her food or drink.

...and a truly wise man will stay waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay the hell away from her for 2-3 days.

Understand that her female hormones have taken a dive. Everything will get on her nerves because she's stressed out. I mean everything! Midol does help with the pain.

....it does nothing for the multi-day bi-polar like insanity though.

My wife is Puerto Rican and she's from New York, so I get a hotel room and call the local authorities.

That's not normal to be having bi-polar episodes with PMS. I know because some months I get PMS and never have I had bi-polar with it. Yes things bother me more during that time but I don't get wild mood swings like a crazy woman. There is something seriously out of whack with a woman's hormones if that is happening and she should see a doctor about it.

PMS is BEFORE menstruation begins

I just pictured a cross between Judy Tenuta, Marisa Tomei & a rabid Chihuahua.

Yes we know and I had body aches in the strangest of places like the middle of my thigh or something. Hormones fluctuations can make for interesting body changes besides being more emotional.

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For me she's a psycho one week b4 she bleeds. When she's actually on the rag it's not as bad. Just be familiar with her cycle so u can know when to walk on egg shells.

2 weeks out of every month. Good luck

Can you get high from it?

You need to talk to her about it. Tell you cant help her, and its her responsibly to figure out how and what to do, so that you don't have to suffer.
Explain to her that you have no way of knowing or understanding what she is going through, therefore, you cant help her. Tell her she is making you miserable and she is responsible for doing what she needs to, to not adversely effect you.

If she tries to tell you that YOU need to do something, just tell her next time you get hit in the balls, its her job to figure out how balls work and make the pain go away.



I'm a woman and I know, its my PMS! Its cruel for me to make my husband suffer because of it. If its bad and I slip up get mean. I fess up. I tell him "I'm sorry, this isn't your fault"

Mostly I am aware and manage any bad effects on my own. Cuz what the fuck is he supposed to do?

Women in indigenous societies separated from others because moon time and pre moon time was considered very sacred...you fn baboon males.Obvious the women didn't partner with MEN. Women fasted,prayed and were extremely psychic and would have visions and guidance from Spirit at these times...but you would have to be actually human to understand.
Les MORT WESTERN society neither honours this time nor the WOMAN. and women frequently don't honour themselves this way. Dong Quai,black cohosh,are a few things that help.nerve soothing herbal teas.Spending time in nature if possible helps. Massage helps,get out some scented oils and offer to massage her. Warm baths..water is soothing.

What kind of a lame ass are you that you can't handle this for a couple of days per month? Just man up and deal with it! My God, men are such fucktards these days.

Get a garage. Get a hobby. Work on hobby in garage. Done.

I agree. I am woman too and think some women just use that PMS thing as an excuse to be a bitch. I think most of these women are aware of their PMS and know how to handle it so they don't make everyone around them suffer along with them.

There are a finite number of eggs she has to drop. Each time there is one less. Finally she will enter peri-menopause. Think PMS on steroids. The usual PMS that you are now sharing is merely practice for what is coming. Best learn thy coping skills well. This is the cost of her bearing your children, you see. A heavy cost, to be sure, but nothing as compared to actual parturation pain. And the benefits in regards to having progeny far outweigh all this anguish. So, yeah, chin up, friend. Your list of 'do's' is good. I learned to hide behind a door and just toss the chocolate in. It became a running joke which helped.