How to cope with annoying useless co worker?

I've got one like that. I stay as far away as I possibly can.

You work in an office right? You realize that's not really actually work right? Algorithms and robots will be replacing you soon you realize?

OMG, you're Charles from accounting aren't you?... Just kidding.

so you should look in a mirror

I work in sales bro, year i am in the office, cant teach a robot this haha

tell it to facefuck, this is a conspiracy site.

AI is taking over sales. You already are unaware and outdated.

Not really,

This must remind yourself, of you.

Not on face fuck.you aussie hunt

It' still a conspiracy site, take that whinging about co-workers shite somewhere else.

I fire people like this.
At least he will make you look good.!

This is true, was in a multinational, they were replacing their customer service with AI.

You're already being replaced, it's called the Internet!!!

Hang on to you delusions about not being able to train a robot to do your job because the already have!!!

When I was an IT director subbing for a friend that had surgery I had to take over his group of 80 employees. The place I was working for was pseudo-government and there was a union in house. Out of the 80 people I had working for me, there were around 14 of them you couldn't get to do anything. Most of the times they would mull around annoying everyone and recycling oxygen in the office.

So I started a special projects group and put those 14 people in it and tasked them with something completely not important. Productivity in the rest of the office doubled without all the time wasters eating other people's time and energy and all those people that actually worked noted how there general quality of life at work improved without the drama llama's annoying the shit out of them.

If wondering how to pick a useless project. You open a couple of trade websites, pick a couple of stupid ideas that will never happen. Write an agenda on some bullshit business need that will never happen.

Then drop all the cocksuckers in that project.

1) Gets them out of everyone else's hair.
2) All the 'problems' are clustered together so they can annoy each other (got two to quit, remember, unions are terribly hard to get someone canned)
3) HR gets to do something by listening to all these people bitch about each other.
4) Day goes WAY smoother for everyone since no one goes to work to be dealing with semi-social asswipes that were bad hires and are next to impossible to shit can.

Hands up in the thread of the people that are on 'assigned special projects' that are all pie-in-the-sky bullshit...you would be the useless cocksuckers in your organization.

uh, éxecutives get put on 'special projects' too yannow? it's not a top down those pleb workers thing.

You dont cope, dont moan dont cry

Prepare to do all the work by yourself while listening to the fairies of the numskull

Try to teach and explain when he lets his guard down. Loosen the numskull by being kind so he is kind in return and he is open to instruction

Yes they do. There's a reason they get put on special projects. It's usually because they are worthless drunks you couldn't get to organize a cat fight with a can of tuna and a brown paper bag.

I've probably fired 90-95 of them in my career when hired as an axe man for 'silo readjustements' and downsizing. I've never understood that, a company hires a third party to shit can executives.

Again, if you are on 'special projects' it means you are tasked to a short bus project. The word 'special' in business means the same thing as grade school. There's your protip for the day btw.

He could just go hide a sardine in the guy's cube somewhere. It'll stink like death in a week.