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Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.

 
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Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
I work as a research assistant at the European Space Agency in Darmstadt, Germany. I'm breaking all the rules in warning you, but it has to be said.

People everywhere are going to be in great danger soon. We have a sort of "Tsunami" approaching us, and the impact on the climate and infrastructure is inestimable.

Please see to it that you make the same sort of preparations you would in anticipation of a nuclear war. There are many survivalist websites that can advise you in this respect. You should be fully prepared by the end of the first week in March at the latest.

I wish you all the best of luck.
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
The galactic wave, there's a pined thread about it!
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
how can someone prepare for destruction of unimaginable scale?...
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
The sky is falling!!
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
you delusion will cause you that,
others will be different

it's all dependent of the Who
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
>>> how can someone prepare for destruction of unimaginable scale?... <<<

It's unimaginable because even computer simulations are not an exact science when you have so many unknown variables. That's why I ask you to prepare for something commensurate with the effects of a nuclear war. It's the only analogy that comes close to our referential framework.
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
What is it exactly, a cloud of anti-matter?
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
>>> how can someone prepare for destruction of unimaginable scale?... <<<

It's unimaginable because even computer simulations are not an exact science when you have so many unknown variables. That's why I ask you to prepare for something commensurate with the effects of a nuclear war. It's the only analogy that comes close to our referential framework.
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don't compare computer simulations to imagination please!
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
so what's the ETA on this death cloud?
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
Sounds like Eric Julien again.
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
It's not a "death cloud"; it's more like a band of energy.
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
I work as a research assistant at the European Space Agency in Darmstadt, Germany. I'm breaking all the rules in warning you, but it has to be said.

People everywhere are going to be in great danger soon. We have a sort of "Tsunami" approaching us, and the impact on the climate and infrastructure is inestimable.

Please see to it that you make the same sort of preparations you would in anticipation of a nuclear war. There are many survivalist websites that can advise you in this respect. You should be fully prepared by the end of the first week in March at the latest.

I wish you all the best of luck.
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First of all, if the impact will be "inestimable", can it also be that this will be nothing at all? Something is coming, but it would just pass without any major noticeable effect?

Secondly, can you please tell me what is the purpose of the ESA unit in Darmstadt (just to check if you really work there).

Thanks.
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
a band of energy that either simply...slightly move the feather on a bird...or wipe out large areas depending on where it hits.

it's an either or or maybe not at all as they've never knowingly dealt with it...so be prepared for the "just in case"...just in case.

enjoy!
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Will it be visible or noticeable in some way before it hits?
I thought I'd beat the inevitibility of death to death just a little bit.
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
Tell us something that hasn't been repeated on this forum three thousand times. And at least come up with something better than a German insider working for ESA. Fruit.


a band of energy that either simply...slightly move the feather on a bird...or wipe out large areas depending on where it hits.

it's an either or or maybe not at all as they've never knowingly dealt with it...so be prepared for the "just in case"...just in case.

enjoy!
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OMG

alone
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
Tell us something that hasn't been repeated on this forum three thousand times. And at least come up with something better than a German insider working for ESA. Fruit.

a band of energy that either simply...slightly move the feather on a bird...or wipe out large areas depending on where it hits.

it's an either or or maybe not at all as they've never knowingly dealt with it...so be prepared for the "just in case"...just in case.

enjoy!

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derger 196890 i posted what you put there but i'm not the OP you Fruit.
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bsflag
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
Will it be visible or noticeable in some way before it hits?
 Quoting: Normal Is Subjective

do you notice when the wind blows the feather on a bird now? do you notice when bombs are being blown across the world from you?

then i doubt you'd notice a thing.
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There is no use removing doubts one by one. If we clear one doubt another doubt will arise and there will be no end of doubts. But, if by seeking the doubter, the doubter is found to be really non-existent, then all doubts will cease. -- Ramana Maharshi


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your heart until it opens.

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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
Sorry. : p
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
Supposing that you really work for ESA, you could use a bit more scientific terms in explaining what is it that we're supposedly dealing with here. It's not like you would give away yourself anymore than you already have by (quite stupidly) revealing the location of your unit.
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
I work as a research assistant at the European Space Agency in Darmstadt, Germany. I'm breaking all the rules in warning you, but it has to be said.

People everywhere are going to be in great danger soon. We have a sort of "Tsunami" approaching us, and the impact on the climate and infrastructure is inestimable.

Please see to it that you make the same sort of preparations you would in anticipation of a nuclear war. There are many survivalist websites that can advise you in this respect. You should be fully prepared by the end of the first week in March at the latest.

I wish you all the best of luck.
 Quoting: ESA, Germany 197619


**and the impact on the climate and infrastructure is inestimable.**

No it's not. That's easy. Here it is...

"The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up."
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
"Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction in the weeks ahead"






no it's not
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
were you the same guy that warned of imminent comet impact last may? bsflag
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
Dammit Aussie Bloke, quit moving around ...we thought you were in Australia! No you work for ESA? And hey, BTW, whee is that damn comet that was supposed to kill us all 2 years ago!!!
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Re: Tsunami from outer space. Prepare yourself for unimaginable destruction.
First of all, if the impact will be "inestimable", can it also be that this will be nothing at all? Something is coming, but it would just pass without any major noticeable effect?

Secondly, can you please tell me what is the purpose of the ESA unit in Darmstadt (just to check if you really work there).

Thanks.
 Quoting: Carlos


We are primarily engaged in satellite technologies and we are first and foremost concerned with the impact on our satellites.

As I said, it's been almost impossible to estimate the effects. The authorities always ask for a "ballpark" number whenever faced with an unknown, but it really does remain unknown.
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more info please, op your credibility is in question
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more info please, op your credibility is in question
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Yep I second that, tell us all you know, what gives you the conclusion that it should be devastating? Elaborate already!
Technical explanations etc etc ...