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How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???

 
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How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
In the movies you'll see after any quick sex scene or when two people sneak away from a crowd to have quick sex against a wall or something the guy when he's done immediately pulls his pants straight up and walks off.

How is it possible to do this without using any type of tissue or wet wipe or not getting any leakage down there in your pants/boxers?
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03/13/2017 11:27 AM
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
Hollywood is just plain gross and disgusting.
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03/13/2017 11:28 AM
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
It's teevee..smh
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03/13/2017 11:30 AM
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
I don't even take mine off
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03/13/2017 11:40 AM
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
Wet wipe?


WTF?



What kind of "men" are these millenials?
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03/13/2017 11:55 AM
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
A tiny dick and a load that would fit in a thimble.
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03/13/2017 12:15 PM
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
Wet wipe?


WTF?



What kind of "men" are these millenials?
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Concerned with hygiene maybe.
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03/13/2017 12:18 PM

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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
.....you get cum on the inside of your pants where no one can see it and deal with it later.

Last Edited by Merit on 03/13/2017 12:18 PM
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03/13/2017 12:20 PM
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
How come no one ever goes to the bathroom in movies, except lethal weapon 2?
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03/13/2017 12:21 PM
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
How come no one ever goes to the bathroom in movies, except lethal weapon 2?
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Good question
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03/13/2017 12:22 PM
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
Nobody will see the cum in your underwear... You just change it later and deal with the "wet spot" lol
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
How come no one ever goes to the bathroom in movies, except lethal weapon 2?
 Quoting: Nerve03

Because movies are only ~2 hours, nobody wants to waste that time showing you people pissing and shitting... Kinda boring to watch unless you have a fetish.
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03/13/2017 12:23 PM
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
If it's Hollywood, it's simulated sex. No leakage.

For real sex, you need to get stuff from porn valley.
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
Nobody will see the cum in your underwear... You just change it later and deal with the "wet spot" lol
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this2 It's not even hard to do. Just pack it up and move on.
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
.....you get cum on the inside of your pants where no one can see it and deal with it later.
 Quoting: Merit


hesright



You are a fag if a little cum on your pants scares you. I like to wipe my dick off on her ass cheek personally.
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
In the movies you'll see after any quick sex scene or when two people sneak away from a crowd to have quick sex against a wall or something the guy when he's done immediately pulls his pants straight up and walks off.

How is it possible to do this without using any type of tissue or wet wipe or not getting any leakage down there in your pants/boxers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74343713


I thought you were gonna mention how hard it usually is to pull your pants up with a still rock hard boner, that's what I've always wondered.
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
In the movies you'll see after any quick sex scene or when two people sneak away from a crowd to have quick sex against a wall or something the guy when he's done immediately pulls his pants straight up and walks off.

How is it possible to do this without using any type of tissue or wet wipe or not getting any leakage down there in your pants/boxers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74343713


I thought you were gonna mention how hard it usually is to pull your pants up with a still rock hard boner, that's what I've always wondered.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15711219


iamwith
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03/13/2017 02:05 PM
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Re: How are some men able to pull their pants straight back up after sex???
I have never had sex standing up. What is it like?


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