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The Anomaly & The WOS

 
Merit
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The Anomaly and the WOS are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.

Anomoly: Sister, I donít think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. Iíll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.

WOS: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.

Ten minutes laterÖ

WOS: Anomaly, Iím terribly cold.

Anomaly: Okay, Iíll get you a blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes laterÖ


WOS: Anomaly, Iím still terribly cold.

Anomoly: Okay Sister, Iíll get you another blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes laterÖ

WOS: Anomaly, Iím still terribly cold. I donít think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.

Anomaly: Youíre probably rightÖget up and get your own damn blanket.


Moral of the story: The WOS is a ho, trying to sleep with her own brother.

What a freak
The greatest lie loosh ever told was convincing you loosh didn't exist.
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Same shit made up by internet shitbag glp
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LOL
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Why the one stars? chuckle
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The Anomaly and the WOS are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.

Anomoly: Sister, I donít think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. Iíll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.

WOS: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.

Ten minutes laterÖ

WOS: Anomaly, Iím terribly cold.

Anomaly: Okay, Iíll get you a blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes laterÖ


WOS: Anomaly, Iím still terribly cold.

Anomoly: Okay Sister, Iíll get you another blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes laterÖ

WOS: Anomaly, Iím still terribly cold. I donít think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.

Anomaly: Youíre probably rightÖget up and get your own damn blanket.


Moral of the story: The WOS is a ho, trying to sleep with her own brother.

What a freak
 Quoting: Merit


OMG! That's so gross... What is worse is you know this...
NowIhavetothinkofanameohnoithurts
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Fucking Merit lol
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where did you read all that

in your sisters diary ?
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If they are truly "one", is it really still incest?

LMAO.

Analmolly.
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I heard she was..but her own brother?! How could she!
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The Anomaly and the WOS are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.

Anomoly: Sister, I donít think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. Iíll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.

WOS: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.

Ten minutes laterÖ

WOS: Anomaly, Iím terribly cold.

Anomaly: Okay, Iíll get you a blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes laterÖ


WOS: Anomaly, Iím still terribly cold.

Anomoly: Okay Sister, Iíll get you another blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes laterÖ

WOS: Anomaly, Iím still terribly cold. I donít think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.

Anomaly: Youíre probably rightÖget up and get your own damn blanket.


Moral of the story: The WOS is a ho, trying to sleep with her own brother.

What a freak
 Quoting: Merit


OMG! That's so gross... What is worse is you know this...
 Quoting: NowIhavetothinkofaname


he stole his sisters diary and now he's posting the contents on GLP
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Look at this Troll

He is a feisty little fucker.
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03/16/2017 09:13 PM

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She should repent. That woman got the devil in her by God.

Thank the heavens the Anomaly is a man of God.
The greatest lie loosh ever told was convincing you loosh didn't exist.
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What a freak
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ignorant evil vile disgusting whore of creation
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Look at this Troll

He is a feisty little fucker.
 Quoting: -Adam-


Fire dance! ;-):Angel A:
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Look at this Troll

He is a feisty little fucker.
 Quoting: -Adam-


Fire dance! ;-):Angel A:
 Quoting: Angel anamoly


Actually she's cooler...:Angel A 1: ok ok back to thread..there's a diary and um she was with her brother...
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She should repent. That woman got the devil in her by God.

Thank the heavens the Anomaly is a man of God.
 Quoting: Merit

If this is true she deserves love and forgiveness, not our judgement... Who are we to judge?

But I have a feeling this is just fantasy...
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03/16/2017 09:18 PM

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incest
The greatest lie loosh ever told was convincing you loosh didn't exist.
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I have just one question about this:

How many blankets are in the room ?
"Green thunder strikes like lightning"
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03/16/2017 09:21 PM

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All the blankets that ever were.
The greatest lie loosh ever told was convincing you loosh didn't exist.
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The Anomaly and the WOS are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.

Anomoly: Sister, I donít think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. Iíll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.

WOS: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.

Ten minutes laterÖ

WOS: Anomaly, Iím terribly cold.

Anomaly: Okay, Iíll get you a blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes laterÖ


WOS: Anomaly, Iím still terribly cold.

Anomoly: Okay Sister, Iíll get you another blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes laterÖ

WOS: Anomaly, Iím still terribly cold. I donít think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.

Anomaly: Youíre probably rightÖget up and get your own damn blanket.


Moral of the story: The WOS is a ho, trying to sleep with her own brother.

What a freak
 Quoting: Merit


OMG! That's so gross... What is worse is you know this...
 Quoting: NowIhavetothinkofaname

May pole power ;)
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Y'all need to get your minds out the gutter.

There is deep esoteric wisdom in this parable.
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Wait... Since you mention God... Didn't Eve have the same DNA as Adam? She was made from his rib...

And who did their kids have babies with?

Bible people, did it all start with incest?!
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Wait... Since you mention God... Didn't Eve have the same DNA as Adam? She was made from his rib...

And who did their kids have babies with?

Bible people, did it all start with incest?!
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Until the bloodlines mixed
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All the blankets that ever were.
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Well then we know that she'll always be busy with the cold.
I guess that would solve the hoeing problem back into the virgin times.

chuckle
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so roadgirl was exciting and now homegirl is feeling more family than sexy stranger? tell us more about yer trip merit
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Wait... Since you mention God... Didn't Eve have the same DNA as Adam? She was made from his rib...

And who did their kids have babies with?

Bible people, did it all start with incest?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71900468

Incest is soooo sexy dammit
Merit (OP)
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03/16/2017 09:45 PM

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I think she planned the whole thing. Caused the car to breakdown and everything.
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MeriT you are going to need to clarify is this a full sister, half sister, step sister, adoptive sister, foster sister or "sissy cousin".

I have never stayed alone in a motel room alone with any of my brothers.

Sounds like misheard gossip


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