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an atrocious fart on entering the cinema

 
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an atrocious fart on entering the cinema
Yesterday evening I was walking down the dark narrow coradoor that leads into a cinema when I felt an awful movement inside my lower stomach and I immediately had to fart. It burned my bottom as I let it out and it was a huge amount of silent gas. I carried on walking, knowing that someone would breathe it in. I heard a woman choke and after a few seconds she shouted ` you filthy beast` and then there was an altercation between her and a man in front of her. It went on for about 2 minutes and the language was shocking.I gave a quick glance back as if I was surprised that this was going on, as I thought there would be a fight. Anyway another man whom I think was her boyfriend broke them up, and the smell was absolutely disgusting in the corradoor. I walked into the cinema, and was glad I wasnt sussed.
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03/19/2017 07:03 PM
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LOL you are the best
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funny, thanks.

btw..ewwwww
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Thank you, and I honestly felt sorry for her, I couldnt keep it in. The way she choked it sounded like she was breathing almost pure fart and wasnt at all ready for it, and the poor man whom she attacked was struggling with the smell too. Anyway, the film was quite good.
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Re: an atrocious fart on entering the cinema
Yesterday evening I was walking down the dark narrow coradoor that leads into a cinema when I felt an awful movement inside my lower stomach and I immediately had to fart. It burned my bottom as I let it out and it was a huge amount of silent gas. I carried on walking, knowing that someone would breathe it in. I heard a woman choke and after a few seconds she shouted ` you filthy beast` and then there was an altercation between her and a man in front of her. It went on for about 2 minutes and the language was shocking.I gave a quick glance back as if I was surprised that this was going on, as I thought there would be a fight. Anyway another man whom I think was her boyfriend broke them up, and the smell was absolutely disgusting in the corradoor. I walked into the cinema, and was glad I wasnt sussed.
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fart doom5a5a5a
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No link you stink...literally
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03/19/2017 07:14 PM
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Ahh the silent framejob, well done. Fart level: Black ops.

You get in, get the job done, and get out before anyones the wiser....Here's to you buddy.

cheers
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Ahh the silent framejob, well done. Fart level: Black ops.

You get in, get the job done, and get out before anyones the wiser....Here's to you buddy.

cheers
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Thank you

`silent framejob lmaocheers
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03/19/2017 07:27 PM
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Re: an atrocious fart on entering the cinema
What movie?
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That which you describe is correctly referred to as crop dusting.

Also known as air biscuits.
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I am in tears... that made my night.
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What movie?
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Get Out. As in get the hell out of the theater.
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rofl
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hilarious, are you related to benny hill by any chance?
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Re: an atrocious fart on entering the cinema
Yesterday evening I was walking down the dark narrow coradoor that leads into a cinema when I felt an awful movement inside my lower stomach and I immediately had to fart. It burned my bottom as I let it out and it was a huge amount of silent gas. I carried on walking, knowing that someone would breathe it in. I heard a woman choke and after a few seconds she shouted ` you filthy beast` and then there was an altercation between her and a man in front of her. It went on for about 2 minutes and the language was shocking.I gave a quick glance back as if I was surprised that this was going on, as I thought there would be a fight. Anyway another man whom I think was her boyfriend broke them up, and the smell was absolutely disgusting in the corradoor. I walked into the cinema, and was glad I wasnt sussed.
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epiclol clappa
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03/20/2017 11:59 PM
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Your fart fu is strong my friend.....
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Good work Agent 47, you have reached the maximum Shitman level.
Fuck it.
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03/21/2017 12:15 AM
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Re: an atrocious fart on entering the cinema
You do know that aerodynamics laws would mean that as you walked, a spiraling vortex is created that follows you more or less.

Some of the smell would disperse off to those you just passed, but a lot would also follow you, meaning those in your aisle and/or next to you as you sat would have succumbed to your heinous discharge.

Is this the case?
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Re: an atrocious fart on entering the cinema
Bahahaha! I'm dyin over here!


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