The easiest way to change the world for the better, without ANY opinion showing-up, is simply SMILING MORE. :)

Ribbit

One more addition from me, since no one else seems to want to play?



Ribbit

The mob hitman does that too.
Right before the knife goes in.

So did Jacqueline the Ripper, just before she stuck the ice pick in their heart. That's when the other girls realized Jack the Ripper was another prostitute, dealing with a supply-demand issue that was causing her problems feeding her kids ... .. .

Don't get in between a mother and her kids ... .. .

When she stuck them, they look like Black Eyed Peas EVERY TIME, but shock is an interesting critter. You just need to THINK you're about to die, to BEP-up.

And your point was?

Ribbit

Getting back on subject:



Ribbit

thats why i never smile at people, i want the useful idiot slave debt bastards to stay the fuck outta my way

That will do what you want it to do.

But you are not a complete loss, because we need JERKS to take the Karma HIT, so the MEEK can inherit the earth from you.

SINcereLY,
Sir Ribbit

keep smiling your way down to the interment camps and the 1984 world you voted in, keep smiling at the enemy while he systematically kills you, only a useful idiot smiles at slave debt bastards

In theory that sounds great.

In reality ?

Yeah, not going to make the world better.

There is evil in this world. If someone is so evil that they are willing to kill a child then a smile won't change them.

It is the way of humanity and has been that way since Cain killed his brother, Abel.

Remember to keep smiling as they rape you mentally, emotionally and physically.

This is great advice. Got a funeral tomorrow will let you know if I can turn those frowns upside down

Getting back on subject ...



Ribbit

The statement is sound except for the EXCEPTION's RULE, which dictates there's an exception to every rule, which also says there is ONE thing that has NO exceptions but the comment you made is not that ONE exception, because there's ONE other type of "useful person" type available in the situation being discussed, and that person is usually known as the Village Idiot, which your first statement hinges on, so the person you were actually referring to was a "useful moron" instead of a "useful idiot" and that's because the Village Idiot has the "idiot" title hemmed-up, and I won that title several years ago on here and I doubt anyone will argue with me that I'm the GLP Village Idiot.

With that, as the Village Idiot, I work for the Queen, so I'm setting you up!



Ode 2 the Toad

There once was a little Toad all broken hearted
Who always seemed to end-up from whence he started
He hopped till he dropped
Went croak till he was broke
And all that anyone remembers is that he farted

Ribbit

"You reap from that which you sow." - Galatians 6:7

"Sow smiles, reap smiles. Sow shit, reap shit."

The Bible disagrees with you.



Ribbit

It's not that hard to do.

Just fart loudly during the eulogy.

Ribbit