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nineety -nine porof

 
Dace (OP)
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Don't be depressed tomorrow.
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deeepresed tooda, deepressed tomorrow nooot depreasassesed at momment but verey dizey
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Don't get drunk until your kids are grown and out of your care/.
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Theyrre sleeeeepin and at gradmma'as...I have the night off
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R.I.P OP.
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seeriouuds though....gonna be a nuurse...2 yearrs of beack to shool sht at 41 but no other optiopns.

I'lll cghange your bedpan but odnm't fuck with me or I'll piu t tobasco in your enema.
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Try closing one eye when you type.....lmao
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seeriouuds though....gonna be a nuurse...2 yearrs of beack to shool sht at 41 but no other optiopns.

I'lll cghange your bedpan but odnm't fuck with me or I'll piu t tobasco in your enema.
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Dace is gonna be a nurse because.... easier prey.

scared
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You cant type worth shit when youre hammered LOL
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LOL..I'm normnaly a grammmar naazi here.

...fingeres aresw retardefd atm.
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seeriouuds though....gonna be a nuurse...2 yearrs of beack to shool sht at 41 but no other optiopns.

I'lll cghange your bedpan but odnm't fuck with me or I'll piu t tobasco in your enema.
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Try closing one eye when you type.....lmao
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Holy fuck that helps but when I open the other one.....gotta puke agian...be back...
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seeriouuds though....gonna be a nuurse...2 yearrs of beack to shool sht at 41 but no other optiopns.

I'lll cghange your bedpan but odnm't fuck with me or I'll piu t tobasco in your enema.
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Try closing one eye when you type.....lmao
 Quoting: ~kpm~


Holy fuck that helps but when I open the other one.....gotta puke agian...be back...
 Quoting: Dace


coffee4
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Jajjajajaja
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seeriouuds though....gonna be a nuurse...2 yearrs of beack to shool sht at 41 but no other optiopns.

I'lll cghange your bedpan but odnm't fuck with me or I'll piu t tobasco in your enema.
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Try closing one eye when you type.....lmao
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Holy fuck that helps but when I open the other one.....gotta puke agian...be back...
 Quoting: Dace


coffee4
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back forr a sec but goina carsh. waalls arew doiin rouleete
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Try closing one eye when you type.....lmao
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Holy fuck that helps but when I open the other one.....gotta puke agian...be back...
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coffee4
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back forr a sec but goina carsh. waalls arew doiin rouleete
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lcoose my eyes place youer bets......... this ssuckks
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10000000v0% rathjer have wweed noow but caant. acclcolcol sucks
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Take some Tylenol before you go to sleep. And drink a BIG glass of water!
~*Ride the Wave*~
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99 porooofmroootbear shnapps kickin mine ass asdk me quesiomn noot goooona be awwaakwe foir longf.
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nineety nine porof is for Wussies. Real men drink 190 porof Everclear. Your shit isn't even half alcohol. That's a kiddie drink.
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Take some Tylenol before you go to sleep. And drink a BIG glass of water!
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No tylkenl., buyt toook a bc powerder and have a lenom line gatorafe.
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nitee nikjre glppeeps.

keybired looojk lik,e alsfhbvalshbvlahsvlhasvvhashvhabh

morndning gonnnfg bee fum.
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14 hrs sleep and 2 shots to start finishing thid demon bottle.....what fucking day is it?
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14 hrs sleep and 2 shots to start finishing thid demon bottle.....what fucking day is it?
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Lol, you're having moar?!

(Tuesday)
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99 porooofmroootbear shnapps kickin mine ass asdk me quesiomn noot goooona be awwaakwe foir longf.
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Hows your son?
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99 porooofmroootbear shnapps kickin mine ass asdk me quesiomn noot goooona be awwaakwe foir longf.
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Hows your son?
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he and 2 daughters are at gmaws so I can hav depressed tarded time flailing about and whatnot.
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Just noticiced I managefed to cook burgers.....eveen turned the oven offf liken a boss.....prolly have the shits tomorrow but dony giva fuclk st thr momenmy.
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I've been a glp'er for years now...I'm seriously on my last nerve.....wishin for global DOOM so I can curl up in the corner of my bunker and not come out with a reason
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puke and bedn time.......wish I had a frienfd.
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puke and bedn time.......wish I had a frienfd.
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hugs
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puke and bedn time.......wish I had a frienfd.
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You have friends here Dace!

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99 proof is 49.5% alcohol.

The "proof" scale goes up to 200.
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puke and bedn time.......wish I had a frienfd.
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hugs
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sideways

...I'm free now...I can post this sort of thing.
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99 proof is 49.5% alcohol.

The "proof" scale goes up to 200.
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no...I was a bartender once..it goes to a milliondy-seven.


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