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Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child

 
RythymRing
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It helps to calm the baby down..... Should the Moms get in trouble for that? Its just a little Wee-Wee
Sunny shit starter & stirrer, I shit the shit, My shit is stirred not shaken, Winner of the golden shit-stirrer award, Calling someone "a bit of a shit stirrer" in Ireland is usually a term of endearment rather than an insult.
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It helps to calm the baby down..... Should the Moms get in trouble for that? Its just a little Wee-Wee
 Quoting: RythymRing


My mother cat did something similar to her kittens
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Re: Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child
I seem to remember reading that certain African tribes have this practice, also.
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Re: Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child
I think here you'll find it's okay, so long as they're not Jewish.
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Re: Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child
I bet there's an MGM movie about this about to be released
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Re: Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child
AS I understand it, this is the custom with several diverse ethnic groups.

I don't think I would have wanted to know my mother did it, but if that big breasted teenage babysitter had, i don't think I would've minded that much!
I'll bet it shuts the little fuckers up quick, too!
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wtf Where's the 5 stars and the Pin????Come on people!
Sunny shit starter & stirrer, I shit the shit, My shit is stirred not shaken, Winner of the golden shit-stirrer award, Calling someone "a bit of a shit stirrer" in Ireland is usually a term of endearment rather than an insult.
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It helps to calm the baby down..... Should the Moms get in trouble for that? Its just a little Wee-Wee


My mother cat did something similar to her kittens
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 186939

That's to stimulate bowels, but nice anyway.
"My brain won't shut up"
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Re: Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child
I read that the Eskimaux performed fellatio to sooth the colicky infant; or was it the Mexicans?

I mean, they didn't blow the Mexxxicans, they 'did on' their kids. Not the messicans kids, ...I mean, like, they blew their own kids. The eski-bloz BLEW THARE OWN KIDZ.

Why is no one shocked here?

The fact that no one is shocked, no indignant Americans, shocks me. What wrong here? I expect shocked christians! Where's the sport?
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It helps to calm the baby down..... Should the Moms get in trouble for that? Its just a little Wee-Wee
 Quoting: RythymRing


Is there an age limit attached to this custom, or do moms do this to their teenage babies too? They're still their babies, you know........
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Only male children get upset?
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I read that the Eskimaux performed fellatio to sooth the colicky infant; or was it the Messicans?

Culture is shocking. Why is no one shocked here? That shocks me.
 Quoting: Adamic Seed


There are certain classes of weird where normal people just click on another thread because they're not quite sure what to say.
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Um ok im shocked. U happy?
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I'm a little queasy myself...
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Um ok im shocked. U happy?
 Quoting: Dexter 166420

I deeply appreciate sincerity.

Thank you for NOT being politically correct by censoring your reaction, effectively whitewashing your personality. Having the courage to share your humanity. 'I am not alone'. How are we to grow if everyone lies about their feelings? Not just expressing the happy feelings, but the so called BAD feelings too.

We have freedom of expression, lets use it!
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Re: Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child
btw, that's 'fellatio'..
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i'm surprised no one asked for a link.
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Re: Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child
I think here you'll find it's okay, so long as they're not Jewish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 147274

chuckle
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i'm surprised no one asked for a link.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86461


Lens flare...
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Re: Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child
Geesh, no wonder they're all mama's boys who stay well into their 40's. She better like the wife.
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SICK MFRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child
This is also done with the mothers hand with the aunts and grandmothers watching to help imprint the pleasure with females. The male baby sees all these female forms and associates the "feel good tickle" with them. The "preshci" (sp) ritual helps assure a hetero male in the clan. It also helps explain why Italian men are such womanizering snakes.
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Re: Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child
I seem to remember reading that certain African tribes have this practice, also.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 198460

Actually, a certain tribe's boys fellate the older guys. Get some of that warrior spirit in ya, don't you know.
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Thats nothing compared to what some Japanese mothers allow their sons to do to them. They dont want there sons to leave the nest so when they want to go out to night clubs and such to meet young girls the mothers offer their bodies for sex so that the sons desires are met and they wont stray from the nest.
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bsflag
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Re: Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child
People, this is not a sexual thing! It's a mother and child reunion.
Sunny shit starter & stirrer, I shit the shit, My shit is stirred not shaken, Winner of the golden shit-stirrer award, Calling someone "a bit of a shit stirrer" in Ireland is usually a term of endearment rather than an insult.
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Re: Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child
Thats nothing compared to what some Japanese mothers allow their sons to do to them. They dont want there sons to leave the nest so when they want to go out to night clubs and such to meet young girls the mothers offer their bodies for sex so that the sons desires are met and they wont stray from the nest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 205



GTFO, seriously?!
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Re: Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child
Thats nothing compared to what some Japanese mothers allow their sons to do to them. They dont want there sons to leave the nest so when they want to go out to night clubs and such to meet young girls the mothers offer their bodies for sex so that the sons desires are met and they wont stray from the nest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 205


Just because yo mama did that doesn't make it normal.
Rarrgh!
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Re: Ancient Italian Custom, Doing Fellatio on the Crying Upset Child
i'm surprised no one asked for a link.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86461

I tried to go to a link, but the Jews have been blocking it. They want a monopoly with the fellatio and circumcision thing
Sunny shit starter & stirrer, I shit the shit, My shit is stirred not shaken, Winner of the golden shit-stirrer award, Calling someone "a bit of a shit stirrer" in Ireland is usually a term of endearment rather than an insult.
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i'm surprised no one asked for a link.

I tried to go to a link, but the Jews have been blocking it. They want a monopoly with the fellatio and circumcision thing
 Quoting: RythymRing

Is that supposed to be funny?

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