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why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?

 
King Triad

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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
I was driving down the road leading to my farm and I came upon a stranger on a tractor. he was a NSA agent I'm pretty sure...he stood up and aimed his gun at me I said God no and his arms went flying up the gun went flying and he was dead...like turned to stone crucified...they tried to shoot me a few times after that but it doesn't work...
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They blew up my house, anthraxed me, fired missiles at me, shot at me, sent drones after me etc...
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Tell them about the raper robot that got you last week.
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All true troll...crawl back to your cubicle and be a good droid...
...@King_Triad
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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
They can't kill me because of what it'll cause. My death will spark something the powers can't handle.
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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
I was driving down the road leading to my farm and I came upon a stranger on a tractor. he was a NSA agent I'm pretty sure...he stood up and aimed his gun at me I said God no and his arms went flying up the gun went flying and he was dead...like turned to stone crucified...they tried to shoot me a few times after that but it doesn't work...
 Quoting: King Triad


They blew up my house, anthraxed me, fired missiles at me, shot at me, sent drones after me etc...
 Quoting: King Triad


Tell them about the raper robot that got you last week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74448887


All true troll...crawl back to your cubicle and be a good droid...
 Quoting: King Triad


Awww, you're not going to tell them?

Just put it off as me being a troll?

It is a good story, please tell them.
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03/22/2017 10:05 AM

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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
They can't kill me because of what it'll cause. My death will spark something the powers can't handle.
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Has anyone tried to kill you?...what happened?...
...@King_Triad
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03/22/2017 10:06 AM

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They blew up my house, anthraxed me, fired missiles at me, shot at me, sent drones after me etc...
 Quoting: King Triad


Tell them about the raper robot that got you last week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74448887


All true troll...crawl back to your cubicle and be a good droid...
 Quoting: King Triad


Awww, you're not going to tell them?

Just put it off as me being a troll?

It is a good story, please tell them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74448887


Dude they pretty much gave up trying to kill me...once you try everything you have why try it again...
...@King_Triad
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03/22/2017 10:07 AM
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They can't kill me because of what it'll cause. My death will spark something the powers can't handle.
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Has anyone tried to kill you?...what happened?...
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Fictional story time brought to you by drunken old man.
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Tell them about the raper robot that got you last week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74448887


All true troll...crawl back to your cubicle and be a good droid...
 Quoting: King Triad


Awww, you're not going to tell them?

Just put it off as me being a troll?

It is a good story, please tell them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74448887


Dude they pretty much gave up trying to kill me...once you try everything you have why try it again...
 Quoting: King Triad


It wasn't about killing you, that is not what raper robot is programmed to do. You know this, all too well.
King Triad

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03/22/2017 10:09 AM

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Tell them about the raper robot that got you last week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74448887


All true troll...crawl back to your cubicle and be a good droid...
 Quoting: King Triad


Awww, you're not going to tell them?

Just put it off as me being a troll?

It is a good story, please tell them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74448887


Dude they pretty much gave up trying to kill me...once you try everything you have why try it again...
 Quoting: King Triad


They anthraxed me twice once with a training truck they have that disperses anthrax and once with a plane at my isolated farm...idiots didn't realize you can't get anthrax twice...killed all the skinks in my yard though...
...@King_Triad
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03/22/2017 10:11 AM
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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
Womankind already killed him. He does not exist.
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03/22/2017 10:12 AM
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All true troll...crawl back to your cubicle and be a good droid...
 Quoting: King Triad


Awww, you're not going to tell them?

Just put it off as me being a troll?

It is a good story, please tell them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74448887


Dude they pretty much gave up trying to kill me...once you try everything you have why try it again...
 Quoting: King Triad


They anthraxed me twice once with a training truck they have that disperses anthrax and once with a plane at my isolated farm...idiots didn't realize you can't get anthrax twice...killed all the skinks in my yard though...
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Sure, sure.

Tell them about raper robot dammit.
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03/22/2017 10:12 AM
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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
Why not just let him discredit the WHOLE right wing of the United States first?
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Maybe he uses both wings more effectively than they do.

So who is he?
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03/22/2017 10:13 AM
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Awww, you're not going to tell them?

Just put it off as me being a troll?

It is a good story, please tell them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74448887


Dude they pretty much gave up trying to kill me...once you try everything you have why try it again...
 Quoting: King Triad


They anthraxed me twice once with a training truck they have that disperses anthrax and once with a plane at my isolated farm...idiots didn't realize you can't get anthrax twice...killed all the skinks in my yard though...
 Quoting: King Triad


Sure, sure.

Tell them about raper robot dammit.
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Specially designed and programmed just for you and you won't share the story.

Disappointed to say the least.
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Awww, you're not going to tell them?

Just put it off as me being a troll?

It is a good story, please tell them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74448887


Dude they pretty much gave up trying to kill me...once you try everything you have why try it again...
 Quoting: King Triad


They anthraxed me twice once with a training truck they have that disperses anthrax and once with a plane at my isolated farm...idiots didn't realize you can't get anthrax twice...killed all the skinks in my yard though...
 Quoting: King Triad


Sure, sure.

Tell them about raper robot dammit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74448887


Dude you are a troll their is no robot yet?...I'm done with you...
...@King_Triad
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03/22/2017 10:15 AM
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Dude they pretty much gave up trying to kill me...once you try everything you have why try it again...
 Quoting: King Triad


They anthraxed me twice once with a training truck they have that disperses anthrax and once with a plane at my isolated farm...idiots didn't realize you can't get anthrax twice...killed all the skinks in my yard though...
 Quoting: King Triad


Sure, sure.

Tell them about raper robot dammit.
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Dude you are a troll their is no robot yet?...I'm done with you...
 Quoting: King Triad


You attempts to discredit me are futile.
Tell them the story, please.

Please, for crying out loud.

Take a swig and tell the story.
King Triad

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03/22/2017 10:18 AM

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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
Ok so the red karmas coming out for telling the truth...fn sheep...baaaa
...@King_Triad
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03/22/2017 10:22 AM
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Ok so the red karmas coming out for telling the truth...fn sheep...baaaa
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Truth, Hahaha!

You told a funny!


lmao
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03/22/2017 10:28 AM
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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
They are Psalm 91. Read'em and weep.
And when the two Witnesses reveal themselves, go boom.
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03/22/2017 10:31 AM
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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
they cant find the real anomaly...

its not who/what/where they 'think' it is.
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03/22/2017 10:36 AM
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All true troll...crawl back to your cubicle and be a good droid...
 Quoting: King Triad


Awww, you're not going to tell them?

Just put it off as me being a troll?

It is a good story, please tell them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74448887


Dude they pretty much gave up trying to kill me...once you try everything you have why try it again...
 Quoting: King Triad


They anthraxed me twice once with a training truck they have that disperses anthrax and once with a plane at my isolated farm...idiots didn't realize you can't get anthrax twice...killed all the skinks in my yard though...
 Quoting: King Triad


Try getting jabbed with 500 plus jabs of the worst depo one of which would kill an elephant mind you while being tortured day n night not knowing day or night in an underground prison for years on end not seeing the light of day until eventually smashing your way out and letting everyone know who is boss.. you talk big but wtf is anthrax? I know guys that will snort that shit for fun..
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03/22/2017 10:41 AM
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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
they cant find the real anomaly...

its not who/what/where they 'think' it is.
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China is a highly populated country with vast amounts of land and resources.
King Triad

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03/22/2017 10:41 AM

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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
What is preventing them from doing so? Why can't they just walk up to him and shoot him?
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I answered that...
...@King_Triad
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03/22/2017 10:43 AM
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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
How to contact killer illuminati to check if I'm the one?
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03/22/2017 10:46 AM
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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
What is preventing them from doing so? Why can't they just walk up to him and shoot him?
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I answered that...
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You lied about that, lies aren't truly answers Sir Lies A Lot.
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03/22/2017 10:47 AM

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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
What is preventing them from doing so? Why can't they just walk up to him and shoot him?
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I answered that...
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You lied about that, lies aren't truly answers Sir Lies A Lot.
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I didn't lie asshole I Don't Lie!!!!!...
...@King_Triad
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03/22/2017 10:48 AM
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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
What is preventing them from doing so? Why can't they just walk up to him and shoot him?
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I answered that...
 Quoting: King Triad


You lied about that, lies aren't truly answers Sir Lies A Lot.
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I didn't lie asshole I Don't Lie!!!!!...
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And another.

It is like you're a pathological liar or something?

1dunno1
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03/22/2017 11:01 AM
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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
you want food, money, sex, possessions and respect

but you should't

because it is a reptilian simulation

the end
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03/22/2017 11:02 AM
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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
you really want to be leaving soon
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Thread: i know the biggest conspiracy
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03/22/2017 11:07 AM
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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
its like this. would you walk up in a farmers yard and kill his prize chicken?
no you wouldnt. you would have your head blown off by said farmer.
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look backfatters, it's like this...the masons have been promoted to swine farming, and they can't get more weaners and suckers by killin' the sow.
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Re: why can't the illuminati kill the anomaly?
why would they want to kill the anomaly in the first place?


wtf


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