Someone dials your number by mistake and tells you nukes fly in 4 hours, How do you get laid in time?

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Someone dials your number by mistake and tells you nukes fly in 4 hours, How do you get laid in time?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71453718 United States 03/28/2017 02:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Someone dials your number by mistake and tells you nukes fly in 4 hours, How do you get laid in time? Sort of like that old 80s movie "Miracle Mile"

Anonymous Coward User ID: 12353199 United States 03/28/2017 02:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Someone dials your number by mistake and tells you nukes fly in 4 hours, How do you get laid in time? i trimmed my penis hair. i think that should help.
Fry Teh Brian User ID: 73588299 United States 03/28/2017 02:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Someone dials your number by mistake and tells you nukes fly in 4 hours, How do you get laid in time? Uhh... you don't want to know. Just make damn good sure the end is nigh before you go out on the prowl... otherwise, the forces of retribution will come swiftly. Only the insane have the strength to prosper. Only those that prosper, judge what is sane.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12353199 United States 03/28/2017 02:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Someone dials your number by mistake and tells you nukes fly in 4 hours, How do you get laid in time? Uhh... you don't want to know. Just make damn good sure the end is nigh before you go out on the prowl... otherwise, the forces of retribution will come swiftly. Quoting: Fry Teh Brian you sound like a creeper...
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 71453718 United States 03/28/2017 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Someone dials your number by mistake and tells you nukes fly in 4 hours, How do you get laid in time? Uhh... you don't want to know. Just make damn good sure the end is nigh before you go out on the prowl... otherwise, the forces of retribution will come swiftly. Quoting: Fry Teh Brian They come nonetheless.
Fry Teh Brian User ID: 73588299 United States 03/28/2017 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Someone dials your number by mistake and tells you nukes fly in 4 hours, How do you get laid in time? Uhh... you don't want to know. Just make damn good sure the end is nigh before you go out on the prowl... otherwise, the forces of retribution will come swiftly. Quoting: Fry Teh Brian They come nonetheless. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71453718 Exactly. Only the insane have the strength to prosper. Only those that prosper, judge what is sane.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74529615 United States 03/28/2017 02:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Someone dials your number by mistake and tells you nukes fly in 4 hours, How do you get laid in time? Definitely mask and chlorophorm time....it's an emergency !

Anonymous Coward User ID: 58374742 Canada 03/28/2017 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Someone dials your number by mistake and tells you nukes fly in 4 hours, How do you get laid in time? I loved that movie.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 71453718 United States 03/28/2017 02:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Someone dials your number by mistake and tells you nukes fly in 4 hours, How do you get laid in time? I loved that movie. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58374742 I liked it too.
Accidental Stoner User ID: 67966692 Finland 03/28/2017 02:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Someone dials your number by mistake and tells you nukes fly in 4 hours, How do you get laid in time? I loved that movie. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58374742 I liked it too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71453718 Yup. Good one.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73235138 United Kingdom 03/28/2017 02:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Someone dials your number by mistake and tells you nukes fly in 4 hours, How do you get laid in time? Bring the tomato plants in. Select the biggest and juiciest tomatoes. Fuck them.
BRIEF User ID: 65696907 United States 03/28/2017 02:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Someone dials your number by mistake and tells you nukes fly in 4 hours, How do you get laid in time? Sort of like that old 80s movie "Miracle Mile" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71453718 I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
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