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What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?

 
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What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
We've been married coming up on ten years.
We both work full time, have two kids and an average house in the suburbs.

He's a tech wizard so I could never pick out the right tech gadget, he already has it. He doesn't wear a watch or jewelry, so nothing fancy like that. I rarely buy him much anymore bc he has an amazon addiction and buys what he wants daily.

I'm not in to any threesome or third party anything,5a5a5a so I'm sure that will be suggested, but for real what could I give him to celebrate our marriage?

Marriage isn't easy, my mom died two years after our first born and I went through a bad time and he held things together.

He's a great father and genuine good guy.

He likes working in the yard, building things, mini trains, the beach, camping and his family.
What to get him, any ideas?
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04/04/2017 07:48 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Trade you in for two 20's
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
A hooker
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
A steak and a beejay.

Now, flutter away little bee, make your man happy.

chuckle
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04/04/2017 07:51 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
A steak and a beejay.

Now, flutter away little bee, make your man happy.

chuckle
 Quoting: BHZP 72409260


Especially happy if she orders those out
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04/04/2017 07:52 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Night vision binoculars.

If he's got a 308 or 30-06 rifle then a night vision scope!
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04/04/2017 07:54 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
A blow job
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
A steak and a beejay.

Now, flutter away little bee, make your man happy.

chuckle
 Quoting: BHZP 72409260


Yes, and a baked potatoes, already planned for, what else?
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04/04/2017 07:58 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Night vision binoculars.

If he's got a 308 or 30-06 rifle then a night vision scope!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67595258


No guns in the house. He wanted one after 9 eleven but I told him I didn't want to have an accident one time when he pissed me off. Plus we live in a State that has a lot of gun control laws makes it a long process and even if you shot a burglar on your lawn you'd be made the azzhole by the cops.
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04/04/2017 07:59 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
A steak and a beejay.

Now, flutter away little bee, make your man happy.

chuckle
 Quoting: BHZP 72409260


Especially happy if she orders those out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73030644


This is ideal I guess, but we did decide on no cheating, a deal breaker.
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04/04/2017 08:00 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
A long weekend vacation.

Most people are beyond gifts by 10 years - especially with kids- so "stuff" isn't in order

Give him TIME and PEACE and QUIET- or something to have a man cave and a place where he can relax

A hot tub?
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04/04/2017 08:00 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Your butt cherry.
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04/04/2017 08:01 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
A steak and a beejay.

Now, flutter away little bee, make your man happy.

chuckle
 Quoting: BHZP 72409260


Especially happy if she orders those out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73030644


This is ideal I guess, but we did decide on no cheating, a deal breaker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72826275


Just make sure he wears a condom and that won't be cheating
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Night vision binoculars.

If he's got a 308 or 30-06 rifle then a night vision scope!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67595258


No guns in the house. He wanted one after 9 eleven but I told him I didn't want to have an accident one time when he pissed me off. Plus we live in a State that has a lot of gun control laws makes it a long process and even if you shot a burglar on your lawn you'd be made the azzhole by the cops.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72826275


gtfo5
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04/04/2017 08:01 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Just tell him you love him.
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04/04/2017 08:04 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
A threesome with the hottest woman possible.
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04/04/2017 08:05 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
A long weekend vacation.

Most people are beyond gifts by 10 years - especially with kids- so "stuff" isn't in order

Give him TIME and PEACE and QUIET- or something to have a man cave and a place where he can relax

A hot tub?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70990071


Yes, we are shipping the kids off and staying home.
A bath for two will be on the agenda.
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04/04/2017 08:06 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
2 mcdonalds sausage and egg mcmuffins with coffee and orange juice.
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04/04/2017 08:07 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Your butt cherry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72867800


How does that work with a history of hemmroids?
I'm scared.lala
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04/04/2017 08:08 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
A steak and a beejay.

Now, flutter away little bee, make your man happy.

chuckle
 Quoting: BHZP 72409260


Especially happy if she orders those out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73030644


This is ideal I guess, but we did decide on no cheating, a deal breaker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72826275


Just make sure he wears a condom and that won't be cheating
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73030644


Hmmm, how did it work for you? Still married?
The DEPLORABLE Ravenage

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04/04/2017 08:08 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Night vision binoculars.

If he's got a 308 or 30-06 rifle then a night vision scope!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67595258


No guns in the house. He wanted one after 9 eleven but I told him I didn't want to have an accident one time when he pissed me off. Plus we live in a State that has a lot of gun control laws makes it a long process and even if you shot a burglar on your lawn you'd be made the azzhole by the cops.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72826275



You'd rather be defenseless than defend your family?

That is some dumb shit.
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04/04/2017 08:09 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Ten condoms. Use them all in one night.

snogging
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04/04/2017 08:10 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Night vision binoculars.

If he's got a 308 or 30-06 rifle then a night vision scope!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67595258


No guns in the house. He wanted one after 9 eleven but I told him I didn't want to have an accident one time when he pissed me off. Plus we live in a State that has a lot of gun control laws makes it a long process and even if you shot a burglar on your lawn you'd be made the azzhole by the cops.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72826275


gtfo5
 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


I'm glad I did not get a gun, so many times I went for a knife.tounge
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04/04/2017 08:11 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Night vision binoculars.

If he's got a 308 or 30-06 rifle then a night vision scope!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67595258


No guns in the house. He wanted one after 9 eleven but I told him I didn't want to have an accident one time when he pissed me off. Plus we live in a State that has a lot of gun control laws makes it a long process and even if you shot a burglar on your lawn you'd be made the azzhole by the cops.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72826275



You'd rather be defenseless than defend your family?

That is some dumb shit.
 Quoting: The DEPLORABLE Ravenage


I say night vision as well. Get the Gen 3 model and you can see UFOs invisible to the naked eye. They are like three grand, but what is "KNOWING" to you?
Republic
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04/04/2017 08:12 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
2 mcdonalds sausage and egg mcmuffins with coffee and orange juice.
 Quoting: Yidna


Do you know my husbands, he eats this often. I try to make him a homemade version, or is it a Ho made version? Ha!
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04/04/2017 08:13 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Just tell him you love him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74334451


Yes, expressions of love are under rated. I will tell him for sure!
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04/04/2017 08:14 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Night vision binoculars.

If he's got a 308 or 30-06 rifle then a night vision scope!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67595258


No guns in the house. He wanted one after 9 eleven but I told him I didn't want to have an accident one time when he pissed me off. Plus we live in a State that has a lot of gun control laws makes it a long process and even if you shot a burglar on your lawn you'd be made the azzhole by the cops.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72826275



You'd rather be defenseless than defend your family?

That is some dumb shit.
 Quoting: The DEPLORABLE Ravenage


Well we didn't have kids then. So far we've not needed any defense, but you have a point.
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04/04/2017 08:15 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
We've been married coming up on ten years.
We both work full time, have two kids and an average house in the suburbs.

He's a tech wizard so I could never pick out the right tech gadget, he already has it. He doesn't wear a watch or jewelry, so nothing fancy like that. I rarely buy him much anymore bc he has an amazon addiction and buys what he wants daily.

I'm not in to any threesome or third party anything,5a5a5a so I'm sure that will be suggested, but for real what could I give him to celebrate our marriage?

Marriage isn't easy, my mom died two years after our first born and I went through a bad time and he held things together.

He's a great father and genuine good guy.

He likes working in the yard, building things, mini trains, the beach, camping and his family.
What to get him, any ideas?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72826275


Send the kids out for the day, all day, and tell him, his birthday is Neked day, just the two of you. Let him pound you as many times as he can.
The wife and I have a neked day once a month, after 29 years of marriage, it's a great thing to still do.
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04/04/2017 08:16 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
A sympathy card, for putting up with a bat-shit crazy wife.
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04/04/2017 08:16 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Ten condoms. Use them all in one night.

snogging
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I will try, but wow ten times is a lot.banana2bsflag
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04/04/2017 08:17 PM
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Re: What should I get my husband for our 10 year anniversary?
Swallow this time.





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