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Man forced to have sex with AGGRESSIVE alien humanoid female

 
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Man forced to have sex with AGGRESSIVE alien humanoid female
from: [link to www.agoracosmopolitan.com]
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Peter Khoury's case has some similarity to that of Villas Boas, who said he "was forced to have sex with an aggressive humanoid female aboard a landed UFO."
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He is just covering up his affairs
The first step is admitting your an asshole
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was she hot? if she was then it's not a rape it's a dream come true.
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was she hot? if she was then it's not a rape it's a dream come true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 193704

"These two women looked human in nearly every way. They had well proportioned adult bodies. One looked somewhat Asian, with straight dark shoulder-length hair and dark eyes. The other looked "perhaps Scandinavian-like", with light-coloured ("maybe bluish") eyes and long blond hair that fell half-way down her back."

Her hair was especially notable to Peter Khoury. "I had never seen a hair style like that. It was curled something like Farrah Fawcett, but to an extreme... It just looked really exotic in a way," he told Mr. Chalker.

But Mr. Khoury felt that "these women were not exactly human. Their faces were somewhat odd -- not unattractive, but too chiselled, with very high cheekbones and eyes that were two or three times larger than normal."

Mr. Khoury took special notice of the blonde. Her face was too long, he felt. "I have never seen a human looking like that," he said.

"The blonde, who was sitting in a kneeling position on the bed, seemed to be in charge", and Mr. Khoury as felt that she was communicating somehow with the dark-haired woman, telepathetically "who was sitting with her legs partly folded under her. There was something stiff, almost blank, in the expressions of the women," Mr. Khoury observed.
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the randy sod was thinking about charlie's Angels

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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02/23/2007 11:42 AM
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sounds like quite a night
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yeah right even alien poon is not a hinderance to common man

we try to screw anything with a hole in it (look at my swiss cheese)
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He didn't even get a chocolate on his pillow or a long-stemmed rose. Just wham/bam/thank-you, Sam!!
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I've long thought all these 'forced mating' abduction stories were the fantasies of sexually repressed guys who weren't getting any.
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if he dosent like it he can tell those female aliens to come to me, and i will keep them going all night!
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Re: Man forced to have sex with AGGRESSIVE alien humanoid female
aliens need homosapien genetic material.
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An alien female that looked a lot like Sharon Stone was fondling my genitals and kiss me on the lips, as I looked at her she started to shape shift. I woke up with red marks on my penis and testicle. And when I went to look in the mirror, my lips were severely chapped and I couldn't get aroused for a couple of weeks. True story.
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lmao sideways

Was she Hot lol

Anyone got pics of this Alien!
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Heres a little info if you are female and don't wish to be abducted : 1. Never sleep alone. Single women sleeping on their own are ten times more likely to be abducted than those who sleep with multiple partners.

2. Don't wear synthetic knickers in bed. Aliens are attracted to the electro-magnetic radiations given off by plastic panties.

3. Don't sleep in the nude. This should be obvious. Aliens are notoriously short-sighted and will ignore you if they think you don't have any sexual organs.

4. Don't wash. It has been proven that aliens are extremely fastidious lovers and will not abduct a woman who smells of fish.

5. Don't sleep with your mouth open. Aliens have been known to inseminate young women by inserting a hard, flexible probe into the throats of unsuspecting human females. Contrary to popular belief, Alien cum CAN make you pregnant. The father of the alien child will then have to abduct you in order to retrieve their offspring.

6. Wear sunglasses at all times, especially in bed. Aliens rely on bright lights to intimidate their victims and dark glasses are an effective counter measure. Anti-alien Government agents have long known this. The only drawback is that you may be mistaken for an anti-alien Government agent yourself. You may also walk into walls and fall over a lot, but that's a small price to pay for protecting yourself from abduction.

7. Eat lots of raw garlic and smoke heavily. Aliens hate bad breath and will not abduct a woman who tastes like an ashtray and smells like a french tart.

8. Get pregnant and stay pregnant. Nothing repels an alien more than a human female with a bun in her oven—except a human female with two buns in her oven. The clever ones will think you've already been inseminated by them and the dimmer ones will not want to mess with a girl with two enormous bottoms.

9. Don't wax. Most aliens are pretty dumb. If your bush is luxuriant enough they'll think you've got a dangerous animal down there and leave you alone. If you can manage to grow a moustache and beard as well your chances of being abducted will be reduced to almost zero.

10. Never use an electric vibrator. The high frequency noise will be picked up by any alien within two light years and they will suck you out of your clothes so fast your knickers will melt. 1. Never sleep alone. Single women sleeping on their own are ten times more likely to be abducted than those who sleep with multiple partners. [link to www.utterpants.co.uk]

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was she hot? if she was then it's not a rape it's a dream come true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 193704

"These two women looked human in nearly every way. They had well proportioned adult bodies. One looked somewhat Asian, with straight dark shoulder-length hair and dark eyes. The other looked "perhaps Scandinavian-like", with light-coloured ("maybe bluish") eyes and long blond hair that fell half-way down her back."

Her hair was especially notable to Peter Khoury. "I had never seen a hair style like that. It was curled something like Farrah Fawcett, but to an extreme... It just looked really exotic in a way," he told Mr. Chalker.

But Mr. Khoury felt that "these women were not exactly human. Their faces were somewhat odd -- not unattractive, but too chiselled, with very high cheekbones and eyes that were two or three times larger than normal."

Mr. Khoury took special notice of the blonde. Her face was too long, he felt. "I have never seen a human looking like that," he said.

"The blonde, who was sitting in a kneeling position on the bed, seemed to be in charge", and Mr. Khoury as felt that she was communicating somehow with the dark-haired woman, telepathetically "who was sitting with her legs partly folded under her. There was something stiff, almost blank, in the expressions of the women," Mr. Khoury observed.
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tounge I couldn't help it.
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Sounds like a straight mans wet dream...
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I'm hoping and dreaming. Wishing and hoping.

I'll take both - but prefer the dark haired one!
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How does one, say, MEET one of these "Aggressive Alien Humanoids"? 'Cause I'm tellin' ya'll, Earthgirls just ain't biting on what this ol' boy's baiting with.
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He didn't even get a chocolate on his pillow or a long-stemmed rose. Just wham/bam/thank-you, Sam!!
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did he call them the next day?
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hf
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from: [link to www.agoracosmopolitan.com]
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Peter Khoury's case has some similarity to that of Villas Boas, who said he "was forced to have sex with an aggressive humanoid female aboard a landed UFO."
...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 167675


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was she hot? if she was then it's not a rape it's a dream come true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 193704

"These two women looked human in nearly every way. They had well proportioned adult bodies. One looked somewhat Asian, with straight dark shoulder-length hair and dark eyes. The other looked "perhaps Scandinavian-like", with light-coloured ("maybe bluish") eyes and long blond hair that fell half-way down her back."

Her hair was especially notable to Peter Khoury. "I had never seen a hair style like that. It was curled something like Farrah Fawcett, but to an extreme... It just looked really exotic in a way," he told Mr. Chalker.

But Mr. Khoury felt that "these women were not exactly human. Their faces were somewhat odd -- not unattractive, but too chiselled, with very high cheekbones and eyes that were two or three times larger than normal."

Mr. Khoury took special notice of the blonde. Her face was too long, he felt. "I have never seen a human looking like that," he said.

"The blonde, who was sitting in a kneeling position on the bed, seemed to be in charge", and Mr. Khoury as felt that she was communicating somehow with the dark-haired woman, telepathetically "who was sitting with her legs partly folded under her. There was something stiff, almost blank, in the expressions of the women," Mr. Khoury observed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 167675


tounge I couldn't help it.
 Quoting: Son of Thor


1 Scandinavian-like and 1 Asian together! Good job it was'nt me, it would have been over before i got to the bed banana2
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GEICO now offers Alien abduction insurance!
Really!
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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was she hot? if she was then it's not a rape it's a dream come true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 193704

"These two women looked human in nearly every way. They had well proportioned adult bodies. One looked somewhat Asian, with straight dark shoulder-length hair and dark eyes. The other looked "perhaps Scandinavian-like", with light-coloured ("maybe bluish") eyes and long blond hair that fell half-way down her back."

Her hair was especially notable to Peter Khoury. "I had never seen a hair style like that. It was curled something like Farrah Fawcett, but to an extreme... It just looked really exotic in a way," he told Mr. Chalker.

But Mr. Khoury felt that "these women were not exactly human. Their faces were somewhat odd -- not unattractive, but too chiselled, with very high cheekbones and eyes that were two or three times larger than normal."

Mr. Khoury took special notice of the blonde. Her face was too long, he felt. "I have never seen a human looking like that," he said.

"The blonde, who was sitting in a kneeling position on the bed, seemed to be in charge", and Mr. Khoury as felt that she was communicating somehow with the dark-haired woman, telepathetically "who was sitting with her legs partly folded under her. There was something stiff, almost blank, in the expressions of the women," Mr. Khoury observed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 167675


tounge I couldn't help it.
 Quoting: Son of Thor


1 Scandinavian-like and 1 Asian together! Good job it was'nt me, it would have been over before i got to the bed banana2
 Quoting: Northern-Lights


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BAIN Nipples !
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I will mate with them girl aliens. It could work.
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GEICO now offers Alien abduction insurance!
Really!
 Quoting: natasha77


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"He is just covering up his affairs"


LOL...funny, I was thinking the same thing.
Not discrediting the guy's story, just thought it was funny that after I had that brief little thought, I read someone else who thought it too.
Anyway the story sounds awful about the hairs and where he found them....my gawd that had to of hurt.

Last Edited by Sherrigirl2012 on 12/30/2012 05:46 AM
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I'm hoping and dreaming. Wishing and hoping.

I'll take both - but prefer the dark haired one!
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Me too.. only I'd get them stoned afterwards too.. maybe get off on some mandy & chillax to some cool groovy music in the background. Nice..!
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These genetic experiments are the very reason for human existence. They have been ongoing since our beginning. Ancient documents, including the Bibble, are filled with their accounts.

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