That Was The Gayest Military Attack Ever

I don't think it was a show of force.

I think it was us getting rid of something we "forgot" there.

Love letters straight from my heart. Do you know what a love letter is fucker? Huh??

Very interesting questions indeed. And why 59? Did one get stuck or something? what ever they hit no longer exists that's for certain.

coming from a Canadian who is lives in the most pussified country in the world.

What a cluster fuck.

Shin this pit

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yup

The US may have just conducted gayest military attack ever, but Canada still hold the record for gayest national leader ever.

Of course he won support from his haters, they're Hillary and Obama supporters, it's not rocket science Chip?

He didn't go against Putin as this attack has been planned for months and the Russians have been aware of it from the outset.

As far as scaring the Chinese, well, one man perhaps but not the entire country and her 750,000,00 available manpower.

The strike on that airbase looks as though it was conducted by beginners with as yet untested prototype weapons. It was deplorable in form, function, and outcome.

And who gives a fuck about John McCain, he's a fucking has been and a fucking waste of time.

You got me there, I've got no comeback.

Good, I hate tests, especially pathetic are those based solely on an intelligence quotient.

100% success! Even your leader, Trudeau, approves!

The U.S. military claims it racked up a perfect score in its surprise cruise missile strike on a Syrian airfield, where the Pentagon says Bashar Assad was hiding chemical weapons, and from which a deadly poison gas attack was launched this week.
[link to www.washingtonexaminer.com]

Last Edited by nutmeg on 04/07/2017 07:31 PM

^^this^^

Atleast in the Iraq war the military showed some cool videos of the missiles actually hitting something.

The lack of video tells me things either didn't go as planned, or Trump should demand a refund from raytheon.

Nobody really knows what happened.... who the real target was.... where all the missiles landed.

If you think the pentagon is dumb enough to tell American tards what they really did you need your head examined.

Nobody knows shit except what they're told, by some guy who only knows what he's told.

Perfectly effective.

Too bad you can't understand

because you think you know better.

"Gay"...."gayest"...

Sounds like you're quite familiar those words. Tell us more.

Why not just surround the base, barring all entrances and exits?

Then take control of the immediate airspace around the base?

Would be causing less red faces and would have saved a shitload of money.

No destruction required, unless you're an idiot.

36 high tech, sophisticated, self guiding missiles go missing in flight on their way to the intended target?



Something smells off.

This had feminine tones. Definitely gay.

Military are fags and so is trump.

Fling wet poopy diapers at them filled with fat anorexic libtards.

Or just good old regular poop.

Not one tomahawk hit the runway! Not only are we the laughing stock of he world right now, we're incompetent to boot. What a waste of 90 million doll hairs.

Even the US says they avoided any potential chemical weapons storages, you dumbshit bootlicking scumbag. That means they are free to transport them as they please. EVEN BY AIR SINCE HE LEFT THE GODDAMN AIRFIELDS IN TACT!!

I just can't get over you apologists today. You are fucking pathetic, Nutmeg. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up for once.

Meanwhile in the Situation Room under The White House:

Trump: Okay, so what did we hit?

Top Brass: Ummm, yeah, not much, Sir.

Trump: What? We must of hit something, surely, how many missiles did we launch in total?

Top Brass: We launched a total of 59 TLAM's, Sir, as directed.

Trump: So what happened?

Top Brass: Well, Sir, 36 missiles simply disappeared from our radar screens just as they crossed the shoreline. The remaining 23 missiles remained on target and struck the air field as intended.

Trump: 36 missiles just disappeared? What the hell is going on here? Where'd they go?

Top Brass: We have no idea, Sir.

Trump: Tell me we hit a runway, yes?

Top Brass: Negative Sir, all runways remain intact and completely damage free.

Trump: Did we hit any of the munition storage areas?

Top Brass: Negative Sir, but we only missed by a few hundred yards.

Trump: FFS! So what did we hit?

Top Brass: A couple of small buildings, a workshop, a few vehicles, and the cafeteria, Sir.

Trump: Okay, I'll be at Mar-a-lago on the back nine, call me if anything develops...

Their GPS systems kept saying

"Make a U Turn at the first possible opportunity" just like mine always does.

Canada follows.

ALWAYS.

Nothing gayer than that.

Gotta be 'cause they wanta see those asses.