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Astronomers Have Discovered a Sizeable Object Lurking at the Edge of Our Solar System

 
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haemorrhoids and Uranus there is piles of Sizeable Objects Lurking at the Edge of Our Solar System

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It's "little" planet
They take offense to being called dwarfs
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LOL, I was thinking that this will create a stir among the height-challenged folks. There will likely be a renaming of this object due to political correctness.
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So is it time to eat my dog yet?
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I hope your dog eats you! tounge
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You misses the joke, perhaps you were not here at the time of Nancy's planet X follies
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Is it Comdeian's ego?
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Is it Comdeian's ego?
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spell check: 'Comedian's'
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spell check: 'penis', not 'ego'
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Fair enough. I'll correct it;

Is it penis' ego?
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Is it Comdeian's ego?
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Is it Comdeian's ego?
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spell check: 'Comedian's'
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spell check: 'penis', not 'ego'
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


Fair enough. I'll correct it;

Is it Comedian's penis heading for Youranus... as usual!
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So is it time to eat my dog yet?
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Of course!
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YEP! JUST THERE ALL ALONG..THIS IS WHY PLUTO GOES INTO AND OUT OF ITS ORBIT EVERY FEW HUN. YEARS...


NOW MAINSTREAM.... 0.67 TIMES THE SIZE OF CERES..

CHRISTFUCK!!
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Nah, to small & to far away from Pluto to be the cause of the planetary perturbations.
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Saddams WMDs?
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Nope, they were trucked onto Syria.
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how big is "sizeable"? Jupiter is almost big enough
to crush itself into a thermonuclear star.
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This means DeeDee fulfils the criteria necessary to be termed a dwarf planet, although astronomers have yet to give it that official label.


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Astronomers have found a planetary body lurking at the edge of our Solar System, and they've named it DeeDee.

DeeDee, which stands for Distant Dwarf, was first discovered late 2016, but little was known about its physical structure. Now, new data from the Atacama Large Millimeter/submillimeter Array (ALMA) has revealed details about the mysterious object's true identity – and it's even bigger than scientists expected.

According to new data, DeeDee is about two-thirds the size of the dwarf planet Ceres, the largest member of our asteroid belt, and has enough mass to be spherical.

This means DeeDee fulfils the criteria necessary to be termed a dwarf planet, although astronomers have yet to give it that official label.

[link to www.sciencealert.com]
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Is it large and coming from Uranus?
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Its large and approaching Uranus.
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Don't worry. Comedian's in charge of Youranus. He loves 'em.
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hmm So many things come to mind.....

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Sorry, dup post

Last Edited by Beso on 04/13/2017 04:30 PM
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Maybe it will fling some stuff inward???
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:45panim:
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YEP! JUST THERE ALL ALONG..THIS IS WHY PLUTO GOES INTO AND OUT OF ITS ORBIT EVERY FEW HUN. YEARS...


NOW MAINSTREAM.... 0.67 TIMES THE SIZE OF CERES..

CHRISTFUCK!!
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Nah, to small & to far away from Pluto to be the cause of the planetary perturbations.
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IT'S ON THE EDGE OF THE SOL. SYS......LIKE PLUTO IS....

AND 0.67 OF A CERES IS NOT SMALL....
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YEP! JUST THERE ALL ALONG..THIS IS WHY PLUTO GOES INTO AND OUT OF ITS ORBIT EVERY FEW HUN. YEARS...


NOW MAINSTREAM.... 0.67 TIMES THE SIZE OF CERES..

CHRISTFUCK!!
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Nah, to small & to far away from Pluto to be the cause of the planetary perturbations.
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IT'S ON THE EDGE OF THE SOL. SYS......LIKE PLUTO IS....

AND 0.67 OF A CERES IS NOT SMALL....
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Its Sinistar!
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Is it the huge object that was coming out of Uranus the other day?

...if so it should be named DooDoo.jay
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Even though we pronounce Uranus as 'you're anus', the correct pronunciation is "Er-on-us".
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Can we get a SITREP around URANUS? Report of Klingons in the region.

And no, I will never outgrow Uranus jokes.
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They found Eat - where's he been.....?
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Maybe it will fling some stuff inward???
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:45panim:

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So is it time to eat my dog yet?
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Da fuk? Lol
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Astronomers have found a planetary body lurking at the edge of our Solar System, and they've named it DeeDee.

DeeDee, which stands for Distant Dwarf, was first discovered late 2016, but little was known about its physical structure. Now, new data from the Atacama Large Millimeter/submillimeter Array (ALMA) has revealed details about the mysterious object's true identity – and it's even bigger than scientists expected.

According to new data, DeeDee is about two-thirds the size of the dwarf planet Ceres, the largest member of our asteroid belt, and has enough mass to be spherical.

This means DeeDee fulfils the criteria necessary to be termed a dwarf planet, although astronomers have yet to give it that official label.

[link to www.sciencealert.com]
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Is it large and coming from Uranus?
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Its large and approaching Uranus.
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Don't worry. Comedian's in charge of Youranus. He loves 'em.
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I ride you like a free pony and you never complain.

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Is it large and coming from Uranus?
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Its large and approaching Uranus.
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Don't worry. Comedian's in charge of Youranus. He loves 'em.
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I ride you like a free pony and you never complain.

sideways
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Because I never feel a thing.

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Astronomers have found a planetary body lurking at the edge of our Solar System, and they've named it DeeDee.

DeeDee, which stands for Distant Dwarf, was first discovered late 2016, but little was known about its physical structure. Now, new data from the Atacama Large Millimeter/submillimeter Array (ALMA) has revealed details about the mysterious object's true identity – and it's even bigger than scientists expected.

According to new data, DeeDee is about two-thirds the size of the dwarf planet Ceres, the largest member of our asteroid belt, and has enough mass to be spherical.

This means DeeDee fulfils the criteria necessary to be termed a dwarf planet, although astronomers have yet to give it that official label.

[link to www.sciencealert.com]
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Nibs....that you?

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Maybe it will fling some stuff inward???
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:45panim:
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Have no fear, Spock is here!!! LLAP
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Its large and approaching Uranus.
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Don't worry. Comedian's in charge of Youranus. He loves 'em.
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I ride you like a free pony and you never complain.

sideways
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Because I never feel a thing.

dance
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Because your bottom is calloused from long years of violation, and the part of your brain that feels pain died with your ability to enjoy heterosexuality.

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Don't worry. Comedian's in charge of Youranus. He loves 'em.
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I ride you like a free pony and you never complain.

sideways
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Because I never feel a thing.

dance
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Because your bottom is calloused from long years of violation, and the part of your brain that feels pain died with your ability to enjoy heterosexuality.

banana
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Get a room...
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Give up Commie, their dozens beat yours, lol!


So, is this part of Nib's entourage?


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Creds for that "penis" one, though!


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