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Planetary Alert: The great redhorn Baal is going to pay us a visit with all his armada by Easter

 
Lucian Apollo Zalmoxe Lumina
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Planetary Alert: The great redhorn Baal is going to pay us a visit with all his armada by Easter
My dear friends
You know when a dragon is young and he has not yet passed his maturity test and even some times after that his small horn which lies between his eyes and nose is green
then it turn red to maturity and finally it gets brown

well I am the Great God Apollo and I live in my host who is a Dovahkin named Lucian Ilea or Aeli
My horn is brown and my brother Yu was slained by Baal who conquered his territory with the exception of my democracy inbulbed planets(I have lost one third but I expect more worlds to fall into anarchy in Baal's territory)

Well this great dragon does not believe much in a symbiotic relantionship with humans and he has gathered his armada and he is coming by Easter he says
our Atlantean fleet is now exploring this Alpha 3 M4 spiral galaxy and we have a few ships with drunken crews guarding us
Not for nothing this common Easter was called the Horses Easter:)))

for when we have to relax ourselves after some hard work I find myself working for the good of my blue planet again
But dont worry my friends I shall drive you through th great sea of suffering and we shall see the shores for I am your great god

Apparently I did convince Baal to wait 10 days of fasting in order to test ourselves...me included
my horn is not brown for nothing
get our fleets ASAP
meanwhile I shall remember where I parked our fleets in which pyramids on this planet and also on Moon and Mars and Venus and Titan and Triton
on Europa...not yet we are not there yet
with love
Apollo
Lucian Aeli
Zalmoxe
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Re: Planetary Alert: The great redhorn Baal is going to pay us a visit with all his armada by Easter
Baal is a.....

fucktard



PLease communicate the message that he should Fuck offf to some other dimension.

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Re: Planetary Alert: The great redhorn Baal is going to pay us a visit with all his armada by Easter
Baal is probably Yahweh, before Israel stole their Gods and re-named them...

That's what the scholars say anyway.
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Re: Planetary Alert: The great redhorn Baal is going to pay us a visit with all his armada by Easter
Save it for your next fantasy novel, OP.
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Re: Planetary Alert: The great redhorn Baal is going to pay us a visit with all his armada by Easter
My dear friends
You know when a dragon is young and he has not yet passed his maturity test and even some times after that his small horn which lies between his eyes and nose is green
then it turn red to maturity and finally it gets brown

well I am the Great God Apollo and I live in my host who is a Dovahkin named Lucian Ilea or Aeli
My horn is brown and my brother Yu was slained by Baal who conquered his territory with the exception of my democracy inbulbed planets(I have lost one third but I expect more worlds to fall into anarchy in Baal's territory)

Well this great dragon does not believe much in a symbiotic relantionship with humans and he has gathered his armada and he is coming by Easter he says
our Atlantean fleet is now exploring this Alpha 3 M4 spiral galaxy and we have a few ships with drunken crews guarding us
Not for nothing this common Easter was called the Horses Easter:)))

for when we have to relax ourselves after some hard work I find myself working for the good of my blue planet again
But dont worry my friends I shall drive you through th great sea of suffering and we shall see the shores for I am your great god

Apparently I did convince Baal to wait 10 days of fasting in order to test ourselves...me included
my horn is not brown for nothing
get our fleets ASAP
meanwhile I shall remember where I parked our fleets in which pyramids on this planet and also on Moon and Mars and Venus and Titan and Triton
on Europa...not yet we are not there yet
with love
Apollo
Lucian Aeli
Zalmoxe
 Quoting: Lucian Apollo Zalmoxe Lumina 74674275


LoL Another post Hit & Run Lucian and Hey you let Pluto out of this equation hihihi

AnyWay..!


Yolgnu.
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Re: Planetary Alert: The great redhorn Baal is going to pay us a visit with all his armada by Easter
Baal is probably Yahweh, before Israel stole their Gods and re-named them...

That's what the scholars say anyway.
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Can you elaborate this?
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Re: Planetary Alert: The great redhorn Baal is going to pay us a visit with all his armada by Easter
Baal is probably Yahweh, before Israel stole their Gods and re-named them...

That's what the scholars say anyway.
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Can you elaborate this?
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Yes, i will give you two links, one will be Oxford and the other will be Yale.

Oxford:

[link to religion.oxfordre.com]

Yale (start watching around 30:30):






GLP