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Does the governing body of Jehovah's Witnesses claim to be inspired of God, blessed with instant enlightenment, and infailible?

 
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Quote from the February 2017 Watchtower Study edition;

"The Governing Body is neither inspired nor infallible. Therefore, it can err in doctrinal matters or in organizational direction. In fact, the Watch Tower Publications Index includes the heading “Beliefs Clarified,” which lists adjustments in our Scriptural understanding since 1870. Of course, Jesus did not tell us that his faithful slave would produce perfect spiritual food. So how can we answer Jesus’ question: “Who really is the faithful and discreet slave?” (Matt. 24:45) What evidence is there that the Governing Body is filling that role? Let us consider the same three factors that directed the governing body in the first century."
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Critics protest 'new light' especially when previous views are replaced with progressive understanding. Does new light mean Jehovah's Witnesses are false prophets (though they prophesy nothing) or reveal where the holy spirit is working? Jo14:25
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You idiot. Getting 607 wrong is a FUNDAMENTAL problem. This is not like saying, "you should not smoke or own weapons" but a fundamental flaw.

Thus, false religion.
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You idiot. Getting 607 wrong is a FUNDAMENTAL problem. This is not like saying, "you should not smoke or own weapons" but a fundamental flaw.

Thus, false religion.
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Yeah well then so much for the 1,000 year reign of Christ, move alone folks, no hope here, it must have been canceled as of 607.
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You idiot. Getting 607 wrong is a FUNDAMENTAL problem. This is not like saying, "you should not smoke or own weapons" but a fundamental flaw.

Thus, false religion.
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Yeah well so much for the 1,000 year reign of Christ, move alone folks, no hope here.
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That's your answer? So because the JW's got the date wrong and royally screwed up (from Child abuse scandal to 1914 & 1919 & 607) that means that there is no hope?

Let me help you out -- "GOD IS SIMPLE, RELIGION IS COMPLICATED."

Do you understand that?

God doesn't judge you by how many hours you put on your report. In fact why would God need or demand you to record your time? Oh that's right. His organisation on earth needs it for their own records.... but Geoffrey Jackson specially said and "it would be presumptuous to say that this is God's only earthly organisation..."

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You idiot. Getting 607 wrong is a FUNDAMENTAL problem. This is not like saying, "you should not smoke or own weapons" but a fundamental flaw.

Thus, false religion.
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Yeah well so much for the 1,000 year reign of Christ, move alone folks, no hope here.
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That's your answer? So because the JW's got the date wrong and royally screwed up (from Child abuse scandal to 1914 & 1919 & 607) that means that there is no hope?

Let me help you out -- "GOD IS SIMPLE, RELIGION IS COMPLICATED."

Do you understand that?

God doesn't judge you by how many hours you put on your report. In fact why would God need or demand you to record your time? Oh that's right. His organisation on earth needs it for their own records.... but Geoffrey Jackson specially said and "it would be presumptuous to say that this is God's only earthly organisation..."

Whoops!
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This is the sign of Christ's heavenly enthronement, trying to figure out coded dates is like playing with a Rubitz Cube.
" And war broke out in heaven: Michael and his angels battled with the dragon, and the dragon and its angels battled 8 but it did not prevail, neither was a place found for them any longer in heaven. 9 So down the great dragon was hurled, the original serpent, the one called Devil and Satan, who is misleading the entire inhabited earth; he was hurled down to the earth, and his angels were hurled down with him. 10 And I heard a loud voice in heaven say:
..... Woe for the earth and for the sea, because the Devil has come down to YOU, having great anger, knowing he has a short period of time.” Rv12:7
You may benefit from reviewing what Jeffery actually said.
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These guys allways have send out females.
No shit - it was allways females.

Like they are some spiritual whores.

It is a cult of freaks... but spare the females.
We need the earth for.. hm.. spiritual purposes.

For science.. ehm.. cultural knowledge of how.. erm the physical body works.
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You idiot. Getting 607 wrong is a FUNDAMENTAL problem. This is not like saying, "you should not smoke or own weapons" but a fundamental flaw.

Thus, false religion.
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Well then... does this mean looking forward or centuries backward?
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FUCK YOU, YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT.

There are many books written by former JW's testifying to the truth of the brainwashing and inability to question/challenge, INCLUDING a book by former governing body elder Raymond Franz ("Crisis of Conscience").

How dare you spew your fucking LIES and whitewash what that organization has been blatantly guilty of for over 150 years.

Get your nose out of their brainwashing Watchtower and read the exposed truth that former elders, pioneers, governing body members, and 30-year members all discovered.

You worthless, brainwashed, fucking robot.
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FUCK YOU, YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT.

There are many books written by former JW's testifying to the truth of the brainwashing and inability to question/challenge, INCLUDING a book by former governing body elder Raymond Franz ("Crisis of Conscience").

How dare you spew your fucking LIES and whitewash what that organization has been blatantly guilty of for over 150 years.

Get your nose out of their brainwashing Watchtower and read the exposed truth that former elders, pioneers, governing body members, and 30-year members all discovered.

You worthless, brainwashed, fucking robot.

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FUCK YOU, YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT.

There are many books written by former JW's testifying to the truth of the brainwashing and inability to question/challenge, INCLUDING a book by former governing body elder Raymond Franz ("Crisis of Conscience").

How dare you spew your fucking LIES and whitewash what that organization has been blatantly guilty of for over 150 years.

Get your nose out of their brainwashing Watchtower and read the exposed truth that former elders, pioneers, governing body members, and 30-year members all discovered.

You worthless, brainwashed, fucking robot.

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"And during that time Michael will stand up, the great prince who is standing in behalf of the sons of your people. And there will certainly occur a time of distress such as has not been made to occur since there came to be a nation until that time. And during that time your people will escape, every one who is found written down in the book. 2 And there will be many of those asleep in the ground of dust who will wake up, these to indefinitely lasting life and those to reproaches [and] to indefinitely lasting abhorrence.
3 “And the ones having insight will shine like the brightness of the expanse; and those who are bringing the many to righteousness, like the stars to time indefinite, even forever.
“And as for you, O Daniel, make secret the words and seal up the book, until the time of [the] end. Many will rove about, and the [true] knowledge will become abundant.” da12

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That's good because they have a mountain of fail.
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That's good because they have a mountain of fail.
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And a mountain of achievement, overcoming political/religious/racial/cultural divisions and beating swords into plow shears internationally. Only God can make something out of nothing, everything else is a mountain of conflict and confusion marching towards self inflicted nuclear extinction.
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FUCK YOU, YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT.

There are many books written by former JW's testifying to the truth of the brainwashing and inability to question/challenge, INCLUDING a book by former governing body elder Raymond Franz ("Crisis of Conscience").

How dare you spew your fucking LIES and whitewash what that organization has been blatantly guilty of for over 150 years.

Get your nose out of their brainwashing Watchtower and read the exposed truth that former elders, pioneers, governing body members, and 30-year members all discovered.

You worthless, brainwashed, fucking robot.

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"And during that time Michael will stand up, the great prince who is standing in behalf of the sons of your people. And there will certainly occur a time of distress such as has not been made to occur since there came to be a nation until that time. And during that time your people will escape, every one who is found written down in the book. 2 And there will be many of those asleep in the ground of dust who will wake up, these to indefinitely lasting life and those to reproaches [and] to indefinitely lasting abhorrence.
3 “And the ones having insight will shine like the brightness of the expanse; and those who are bringing the many to righteousness, like the stars to time indefinite, even forever.
“And as for you, O Daniel, make secret the words and seal up the book, until the time of [the] end. Many will rove about, and the [true] knowledge will become abundant.” da12
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Out side of the potty mouth DNG they have laid bare some fundamental truth about the "Organisation".

How about this.


Franz was self-taught in Hebrew, and had studied Greek for two years. In Franz's autobiography, concerning his education at the University of Cincinatti, we find the following: "What a blessing it was to study Bible Greek under Professor Arthur Kensella! Under Dr. Joseph Harry, an author of some Greek works, I also studied the classical Greek. I knew that if I wanted to become a Presbyterian clergyman, I had to have a command of Bible Greek. So I furiously applied myself and got passing grades…" (The Watchtower, May 1, 1987, p. 24). Franz misleads the reader into thinking that biblical Greek studies were his primary pertinent coursework in this matter, and that his studies in classical Greek were supplementary. In fact, quite the opposite is correct: Franz took 2 hours of Bible Greek and 21 hours of classical Greek. Furthermore, Kensella lacked a Ph.D. and taught entry-level courses. Hence, he was an instructor, not a professor as Franz alleged, demonstrable by a quick perusal of the course catalog of 1911.


^^ No wonder someone had a "Crisis of Conscience" and The Lord it seemed plucked someone out of that membership to give a testimony against the Organization.

And you still think throwing out your translation as a reflex response is... well at the very least it is better than you trying to twist scripture to answer for your leadership, something you can avoid by getting out and repenting. In any event you cannot answer for your cult.

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FUCK YOU, YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT.

There are many books written by former JW's testifying to the truth of the brainwashing and inability to question/challenge, INCLUDING a book by former governing body elder Raymond Franz ("Crisis of Conscience").

How dare you spew your fucking LIES and whitewash what that organization has been blatantly guilty of for over 150 years.

Get your nose out of their brainwashing Watchtower and read the exposed truth that former elders, pioneers, governing body members, and 30-year members all discovered.

You worthless, brainwashed, fucking robot.

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"And during that time Michael will stand up, the great prince who is standing in behalf of the sons of your people. And there will certainly occur a time of distress such as has not been made to occur since there came to be a nation until that time. And during that time your people will escape, every one who is found written down in the book. 2 And there will be many of those asleep in the ground of dust who will wake up, these to indefinitely lasting life and those to reproaches [and] to indefinitely lasting abhorrence.
3 “And the ones having insight will shine like the brightness of the expanse; and those who are bringing the many to righteousness, like the stars to time indefinite, even forever.
“And as for you, O Daniel, make secret the words and seal up the book, until the time of [the] end. Many will rove about, and the [true] knowledge will become abundant.” da12
 Quoting: DGN


Out side of the potty mouth DNG they have laid bare some fundamental truth about the "Organisation".

How about this.


Franz was self-taught in Hebrew, and had studied Greek for two years. In Franz's autobiography, concerning his education at the University of Cincinatti, we find the following: "What a blessing it was to study Bible Greek under Professor Arthur Kensella! Under Dr. Joseph Harry, an author of some Greek works, I also studied the classical Greek. I knew that if I wanted to become a Presbyterian clergyman, I had to have a command of Bible Greek. So I furiously applied myself and got passing grades…" (The Watchtower, May 1, 1987, p. 24). Franz misleads the reader into thinking that biblical Greek studies were his primary pertinent coursework in this matter, and that his studies in classical Greek were supplementary. In fact, quite the opposite is correct: Franz took 2 hours of Bible Greek and 21 hours of classical Greek. Furthermore, Kensella lacked a Ph.D. and taught entry-level courses. Hence, he was an instructor, not a professor as Franz alleged, demonstrable by a quick perusal of the course catalog of 1911.


^^ No wonder someone had a "Crisis of Conscience" and The Lord it seemed plucked someone out of that membership to give a testimony against the Organization.

And you still think throwing out your translation as a reflex response is... well at the very least it is better than you trying to twist scripture to answer for your leadership, something you can avoid by getting out and repenting. In any event you cannot answer for your cult.
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If Jehovah miraculously blessed Mr Franz with instant enlightenment and appointed him as personal head of his global organization, where are his international congregations?
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So only 144,000 will go on the quickening, and you won't be one of them because of all your false prophet mumbo jumbo. So how does that make you feel?
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You are so lost OP
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Dude. False prophecy = false prophet.
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So only 144,000 will go on the quickening, and you won't be one of them because of all your false prophet mumbo jumbo. So how does that make you feel?
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I prophesy nothing that gift expired 2,000 years ago, God's message is his written word. I'm not invited to serve as assistant king in heaven, the "little flock" was likely gathered to completion long ago. I feel fine about being a candidate to qualify to become one of the meek who inherit the earth.
"Let anger alone and leave rage;
Do not show yourself heated up only to do evil.
 9 For evildoers themselves will be cut off,
But those hoping in Jehovah are the ones that will possess the earth.
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10 And just a little while longer, and the wicked one will be no more;
And you will certainly give attention to his place, and he will not be.
11 But the meek ones themselves will possess the earth,
And they will indeed find their exquisite delight in the abundance of peace." Ps37:8

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You are so lost OP
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What should I do?
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You are so lost OP
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What should I do?
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You were already told what to do, you mindless fucking robot. You are not only TAUGHT not to question or think, but you are so thoroughly indoctrinated that you are now INCAPABLE of thinking. All you do is spew me vomit scripture, unable to formulate thoughts or logical arguments. You are so blind and brainwashed that you can't even see that the "Watchtower Bible and Tract Society" has turned you into nothing but a scripture-blathering ROBOT.

Now go back and READ what you were already told to do, you mindless, incoherent, no-comprehension RELIGITARD.
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You are so lost OP
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What should I do?
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You were already told what to do, you mindless fucking robot. You are not only TAUGHT not to question or think, but you are so thoroughly indoctrinated that you are now INCAPABLE of thinking. All you do is spew me vomit scripture, unable to formulate thoughts or logical arguments. You are so blind and brainwashed that you can't even see that the "Watchtower Bible and Tract Society" has turned you into nothing but a scripture-blathering ROBOT.

Now go back and READ what you were already told to do, you mindless, incoherent, no-comprehension RELIGITARD.
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Ohhhh.... well definitely not this then;

"My son, if you will receive my sayings and treasure up my own commandments with yourself, 2 so as to pay attention to wisdom with your ear, that you may incline your heart to discernment; 3 if, moreover, you call out for understanding itself and you give forth your voice for discernment itself, 4 if you keep seeking for it as for silver, and as for hid treasures you keep searching for it, 5 in that case you will understand the fear of Jehovah, and you will find the very knowledge of God. 6 For Jehovah himself gives wisdom; out of his mouth there are knowledge and discernment. 7 And for the upright ones he will treasure up practical wisdom; for those walking in integrity he is a shield, 8 by observing the paths of judgment, and he will guard the very way of his loyal ones. 9 In that case you will understand righteousness and judgment and uprightness, the entire course of what is good.
10 When wisdom enters into your heart and knowledge itself becomes pleasant to your very soul, 11 thinking ability itself will keep guard over you, discernment itself will safeguard you, 12 to deliver you from the bad way, from the man speaking perverse things, 13 from those leaving the paths of uprightness to walk in the ways of darkness, 14 from those who are rejoicing in doing bad, who are joyful in the perverse things of badness; 15 those whose paths are crooked and who are devious in their general course;" Pr2

So what do you do?

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See what I mean? All you can do is vomit scripture. No rational, intelligent thought. No logical debate. You just proved me right before thousands of GLP readers.

You're just a mindless Watchtower Robot. Jesus would be so proud.
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See what I mean? All you can do is vomit scripture. No rational, intelligent thought. No logical debate. You just proved me right before thousands of GLP readers.

You're just a mindless Watchtower Robot. Jesus would be so proud.
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No.... no not exactly. Here's a home movie of me singing


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FUCK YOU, YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT.

There are many books written by former JW's testifying to the truth of the brainwashing and inability to question/challenge, INCLUDING a book by former governing body elder Raymond Franz ("Crisis of Conscience").

How dare you spew your fucking LIES and whitewash what that organization has been blatantly guilty of for over 150 years.

Get your nose out of their brainwashing Watchtower and read the exposed truth that former elders, pioneers, governing body members, and 30-year members all discovered.

You worthless, brainwashed, fucking robot.

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I like this better, the scabs can focus on the wound of inherited imperfection, I like the healing.
"All Scripture is inspired of God and beneficial for teaching, for reproving, for setting things straight, for disciplining in righteousness, 17 that the man of God may be fully competent, completely equipped for every good work." 2Ti3:16
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"I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge" Rom. 10:2
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Dude. False prophecy = false prophet.
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True dat.

Jws and rapture tards...each as bad as the other.




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Thread: Rapture Ready web site/Pre-trib Promoters Trying to Control the Thinking of Christians Who Don't Disappear?

Thread: The Rapture of the Church will not happen this year ! I can prove it !

Thread: RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH CONFIRM BY GOD

Thread: The RAPTURE is COMING! Get in the Ark NOW while you can!!!

Thread: Rapture is 11/11/09 - Prepare

2010

Thread: The RAPTURE will occur Sept.9/10, 2010!

Thread: RAPTURE *********** 9-11-2010 Feast of Trumpets (Yom Teruah/Rosh Hashanah) September 11, 2010

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Thread: FINAL WARNING - SUDDEN DESTRUCTION / RAPTURE Oct. 19, 2010

Thread: WARNING: Rapture of the Two Witnesses to occur on December 22th, 2010, prioe to e big nuclear event.

Thread: *** RAPTURE ON BLOOD RED MOON 2010 ***

Thread: March 2010- Start of the Tribulation, Biblical Rapture revealing of the Antichrist?

Thread: No so-called "rapture in 2010 but next year (2011) at this time shall be very interesting!

Thread: July 30th 2010 The rapture window opens

Thread: Something to keep a major eye on: Wheat Harvest Rapture by Tu B’Av 2010?

Thread: WARNING>>MAY 10, 2010>>DOOM, RAPTURE,DISCLOSURE<<<MAY 10, 2010<<WARNING

Thread: 2010 rapture

Thread: 5 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.

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Thread: 7 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.

Thread: 8 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.

2011

Thread: May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day, The Rapture, and The End Of All Hope.

Thread: Rapture Imminent! As World EVENTS Unfold!

Thread: the RAPTURE event - why it may occur in the next couple of weeks.

Thread: MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!

Thread: RAPTURE THIS YEAR..UNDENIABLE PROOF!! DEBUNK THIS YEARS ROSH HASHANAH!!

Thread: RAPTURE discussion thread for those who will be raptured.....no unraptured allowed!

Thread: Rosh Hoshanna on Sept 29th and Comet Elenin passing by maybe a possible Rapture coming?

Thread: The Rapture is coming October 21st

Thread: 3 days left until the rapture

Thread: If you want a more standard Rapture Date how about April 19-20 , 2011- But of course the real date is May 21st !!

Thread: Can We Know When? Can we know the timing of the rapture and the end of the age?

Thread: MAY 21st IS THE FIRST DAY WE CAN SEE NIBIRU WITH THE NAKED EYE. "THE RAPTURE"

Thread: Harold Camping Oct. 21 Rapture: God Stopped Saving People in May, Family Radio Says

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2012

Thread: Number's Confirm...Jesus Returns In=212 (2012) Year of Rapture Was=212 (Man of Sin Revealed=212 (2012)

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Thread: *Watchers* July 15th is a DAY to WATCH for RAPTURE and JUDGEMENT on EARTH

Thread: DOW Drop 777.68....4 Years Later....HERE WE ARE!!! Rosh Hashanah 2012 RAPTURE.

Thread: SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF 2012 ASCENSION / RAPTURE EVENT CAUSED BY SOLAR FLARE

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Thread: Why we are the *Last Generation* and the Rapture will happen Rosh Hashana 2012

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Thread: Rapture of the Church - October 7, 2012, last day of the Feast of Tabernacles

Thread: DOW Drop 777.68....4 Years Later....HERE WE ARE!!! Rosh Hashanah 2012 RAPTURE.

Thread: SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF 2012 ASCENSION / RAPTURE EVENT CAUSED BY SOLAR FLARE

Thread: The *RAPTURE is coming the SUN will be going dark....Prepare to meet the LORD!

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Thread: WHY TU B'AV (AUGUST 3, 2012) MAY BE THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH!!!

Thread: REPENT!! GOD'S LAST WARNING! THE RAPTURE IS IMMENENT! HELP SPREAD THE WORD PLEASE!! NEW WORLD ORDER & ANTICHRIST ABOUT TO UNFOLD?

Thread: GOD'S FINAL WARNING!! RAPTURE AND NEW WORLD ORDER ABOUT TO KICK IN!!! ANTICHRIST TO REIGN IN THIS DECEMBER 2012

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2013

Thread: Something *Monumental* is happening in the Skies tonight...Maybe Revelation 12 the Rapture of the Saints?

Thread: DAY OF ASCENSION - POSSIBLE RAPTURE DATE - SUNDAY THE 19TH OF MAY 2013

Thread: THE RESCUE OF LOT AND HIS FAMILY AND ITS RELATION TO THE VERY VERY IMMINENT RAPTURE WITH A CLARION CALL OF: “FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!”

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Thread: Google Doodle March 11 2013 Illuminati freemason symbolism. - RAPTURE IMMINENT - THEY ARE WARNING YOU!

Thread: UPDATE>>> EXTRATERRESTRIAL CONTACT / ASCENSION, SUNDAY MARCH 31, 2013, ORLEANS, FRANCE. TRIBULATIONS & RAPTURE BEGIN. REAL INTEL.

Thread: Do you think the RAPTURE is about to happen?

Thread: March 31 - April 1, 2013 Rapture? Obama's Inauguration tells the story

Thread: Personal message to world secret agencies: ET CONTACT / RAPTURE, ORLEANS, FRANCE, FRIDAY MARCH 22, 2013.

Thread: Is Everyone RAPTURE Ready????

Thread: I dreamed a beautiful dream (ww3/rapture )

Thread: The Rapture could be within days

Thread: ***VISION OF THE RAPTURE?**** February 24 at 4:30 AM PST

2014

Thread: Bible codes and tetrads alluding to 2015 feast of Trumpets Rapture.

Thread: 2015 and 2016 heralds the end and the rapture

Thread: biblical and prophetic evidence the RAPTURE and/or TRIBULATION will happen tomorrow 11/14/14

Thread: God is about to Thunder on Earth 2014 Rapture in Jesus name Amen

Thread: The rapture is soon. I have quit my job. living on credit cards.

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Thread: **Rapture Time** Emergency Prophecy Jesus warning us that there is no more time left!

Thread: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.

Thread: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.

Thread: Everything is set to go, their all just waiting on the RAPTURE.

Thread: RAPTURE of the Church is about to take place.

Thread: ***VISION OF THE RAPTURE?**** February 24 at 4:30 AM PST

Thread: Rapture is this week

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Thread: Possible Dates in 2014 For the Rapture Ascension Day

Thread: Rapture and Mass Abductions to occur on 14th April 2014 (14/4/14) !!!

Thread: Jesus Christ is going to Rapture the REAL church of christ in '7' (spirit days) VIDEO from prophet

Thread: Rapture is Here Photographic Proof

2015

Thread: THE RAPTURE IS IMMINENT! DON'T GET LEFT BEHIND FOR BEING IN AN UNLAWFUL MARRIAGE!

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2016

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2017[B/]

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Thread: The Resurrection: December 19th, 2017 A.D.. The Rapture: May 20th/21st, 2018 A.D..

Thread: I'm praying that President Trump bombs Iran so that we Christians can finally get raptured
DGN  (OP)

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Re: Does the governing body of Jehovah's Witnesses claim to be inspired of God, blessed with instant enlightenment, and infailible?
There is no mass rapture. As those invited to serve as kings in heaven individually die off in the last days, they are transformed into spirit creatures instantly and so never actually die.

"However, this I say, brothers, that flesh and blood cannot inherit God’s kingdom, neither does corruption inherit incorruption. 51 Look! I tell YOU a sacred secret: We shall not all fall asleep [in death], but we shall all be changed, 52 in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, during the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised up incorruptible, and we shall be changed. 53 For this which is corruptible must put on incorruption, and this which is mortal must put on immortality. 54 But when [this which is corruptible puts on incorruption and] this which is mortal puts on immortality, then the saying will take place that is written: “Death is swallowed up forever.” 55 “Death, where is your victory? Death, where is your sting?” 56 The sting producing death is sin, but the power for sin is the Law. 57 But thanks to God, for he gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ!" 1Cor15:50
DGN  (OP)

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Re: Does the governing body of Jehovah's Witnesses claim to be inspired of God, blessed with instant enlightenment, and infailible?
You are so lost OP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73098957


What should I do?
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You were already told what to do, you mindless fucking robot. You are not only TAUGHT not to question or think, but you are so thoroughly indoctrinated that you are now INCAPABLE of thinking. All you do is spew me vomit scripture, unable to formulate thoughts or logical arguments. You are so blind and brainwashed that you can't even see that the "Watchtower Bible and Tract Society" has turned you into nothing but a scripture-blathering ROBOT.

Now go back and READ what you were already told to do, you mindless, incoherent, no-comprehension RELIGITARD.
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"Now go back and READ what you were already told to do, you mindless, incoherent, no-comprehension RELIGITARD."

Will I be like you then?
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Re: Does the governing body of Jehovah's Witnesses claim to be inspired of God, blessed with instant enlightenment, and infailible?
You are so lost OP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73098957


What should I do?
 Quoting: DGN


You were already told what to do, you mindless fucking robot. You are not only TAUGHT not to question or think, but you are so thoroughly indoctrinated that you are now INCAPABLE of thinking. All you do is spew me vomit scripture, unable to formulate thoughts or logical arguments. You are so blind and brainwashed that you can't even see that the "Watchtower Bible and Tract Society" has turned you into nothing but a scripture-blathering ROBOT.

Now go back and READ what you were already told to do, you mindless, incoherent, no-comprehension RELIGITARD.
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Scripture formulates more logical thought than the entire world of humans has to offer, I do not see what the problem is with quoting scripture...

Can you please share your knowledge with us all.....

Meanwhile....while waiting for that, here is what the Bible says about not being brainwashed

"And this is what I continue praying, that YOUR love may abound yet more and more with accurate knowledge and full discernment; 10 that YOU may make sure of the more important things, so that YOU may be flawless and not be stumbling others up to the day of Christ, 11 and may be filled with righteous fruit, which is through Jesus Christ, to God’s glory and praise."- Philippians 1:9-11
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Re: Does the governing body of Jehovah's Witnesses claim to be inspired of God, blessed with instant enlightenment, and infailible?
When i was a jw 40 years ago we were taught in NO u certain terms that to question the governing body was to question God.

I knew 5 entire families that were disfellowshipped from our kingdom hall in the space of 12 months for the unforgivae sin of doing just that.

After 1975 failed a lot more were kicked out for asking WHY the GB LIED.


I can dig up some of their actual quotes from 1975 and before if you like.

No matter WHAT YOU SAY I KNOW YOU ARE EITHER LYING ON PURPOSE...OR HAVE BEEN LIED TO SOOOOOO MUCH YOURSELF..THAT YOU REPEAT THE SAME LIES UTTERLY CONVINCED YOU ARE NOT LYINV.

BUT....I....KNOW....YOU...ARE.

I WAS A JW...I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THEY OPERATE.

WHAT THEY HAVE TURNED YOU ITNO...A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR...DOES NOT AT ALL SURPRISE ME.





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