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Keep getting solicited for gay sex but I'm straight

 
WEISS FROM THE RUNNING MAN
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04/17/2017 02:48 PM
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Keep getting solicited for gay sex but I'm straight
Why do the gays keep approaching me i am completely straight and i wear normal/regular fit jeans not that tight shit.
OP IS GAYED
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04/17/2017 02:57 PM
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youreafaggaythread2butthurt9
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04/17/2017 02:58 PM
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Re: Keep getting solicited for gay sex but I'm straight
Maybe they know something you're unaware of or as of yet still very insecure about expressing outwardly.

Personally if Had I not read this thread I would think you were gay.

RSgaythrd1
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04/17/2017 03:11 PM
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Re: Keep getting solicited for gay sex but I'm straight
Maybe they know something you're unaware of or as of yet still very insecure about expressing outwardly.

Personally if Had I not read this thread I would think you were gay.

RSgaythrd1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57302852


Personally, after reading this thread, I'm convinced he is gay.
Anonymous Coward
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04/17/2017 03:15 PM
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Don't look so much like a faggot.
Anonymous Coward
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04/17/2017 04:20 PM
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Re: Keep getting solicited for gay sex but I'm straight
Thank goodness im an ugly man. Men nor women hit on me. Just the way I like it.
Anonymous Coward
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04/17/2017 04:25 PM
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Re: Keep getting solicited for gay sex but I'm straight
Because you look like a FAG
Anonymous Coward
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04/17/2017 05:02 PM
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Re: Keep getting solicited for gay sex but I'm straight
Because the persona from that movie looks like a gaylord
Obnoxious Pakistani (UK)
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04/17/2017 05:15 PM
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Thank goodness im an ugly man. Men nor women hit on me. Just the way I like it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72581703


Women don't hit on anything no matter what you look like.

Apart from your wallet.
Anonymous Coward
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04/17/2017 08:49 PM
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Re: Keep getting solicited for gay sex but I'm straight
Easy.

Tell Comedian that no means NO.
Lady Lazarus

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04/17/2017 08:51 PM

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Do you look like this?


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Your Crazy Mom

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04/17/2017 08:56 PM
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OP obviously needs to butch up quite a bit.
XJDUB

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04/17/2017 08:57 PM

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They know you're straight. That's the point. They like the thought of you tellling them they can go faster.
Let the facts fall wherever, whenever, and however they may.

INTP - The Logician. 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.' - Albert Einstein.
Anonymous Coward
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04/17/2017 08:57 PM
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Re: Keep getting solicited for gay sex but I'm straight
Wash your ass.

Fags are attracted to the smell of feces.
The Comedian :D
The Dark Alt-Knight

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04/17/2017 11:55 PM

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OP obviously needs to butch up quite a bit.
 Quoting: Your Crazy Mom


Cruiser shesright
8 U.S.C. § 1182(f)
Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

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The Dark Alt-Knight

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04/17/2017 11:55 PM

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Re: Keep getting solicited for gay sex but I'm straight
Wash your ass.

Fags are attracted to the smell of feces.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7023522


And hair gel.

Men, don't gel your hair, unless you like the smell of fags.
8 U.S.C. § 1182(f)
Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead.
Rufus Juice

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04/18/2017 12:00 AM
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Re: Keep getting solicited for gay sex but I'm straight
Your love to a man must be visibly worth it.

Thats what its all about.


Denying it or seeking it. And both desire it but are coming from two opposite places
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace" Jimi Hendrix
Anonymous Coward
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04/18/2017 12:01 AM
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Quit hanging out at gat bars.. that would be a start
IRCO

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04/18/2017 12:14 AM
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a few years back when I was at top physical condition, gay dudes would whistle at me when I ran/walked up the street. That would only make me run faster so I can get away from them.
IRCO
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04/18/2017 12:18 AM
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They can hear loose butthole farts like a dog whistle. If yours sound like you're blowing into a bottle you should make a fake fart noise with your mouth to cover it
Anonymous Coward
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04/18/2017 12:18 AM
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Re: Keep getting solicited for gay sex but I'm straight
Easy.

Tell Comedian that no means NO.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74707519



lmao

Actually, Comedian isn't s dumb-shit liberal, so his being homosexual isn't as likely or probable.

Most gays are libtards.

Not all libtards are gay, but most gays are liberal.

Probably not a coincidence.

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Fry Teh Brian

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04/18/2017 12:23 AM
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Look on the bright side! You could lots of money! Sad part is, it'll be fags who pay ya.
I hear what I think, and think what I hear.
_The_Seer

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04/18/2017 12:28 AM

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Re: Keep getting solicited for gay sex but I'm straight
Why do the gays keep approaching me i am completely straight and i wear normal/regular fit jeans not that tight shit.
 Quoting: WEISS FROM THE RUNNING MAN 74563337


Stop going to public toilets at night, that are near parks
Or toilets in train stations

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