A woman has to be exceptionally stunningly beautiful to pull off a tattoo. But that's defeating the whole purpose right? Ugly girls in search of identity are the ones who get tattoos.

But if I'm out getting chicks and I snag one with a tattoo, she is immediately downgraded to sperm urinal. Sure I'll stab them intestines like Mike Meyers but I'd never commit to a chick with tattoos.

As a rule of thumb, each tattoo on a girl symbolizes each 50 dudes she let piss sperm in her womb.