I just turned 40, divorced once, many break-ups, no kids THANK GOD!! After 25 years of wasting my time and money on women, with nothing to show for it, I've decided I will remain single for the last half of my life. At my age all the women come with kids, baggage, and entitlements that I just dont care to deal with.

I have two dogs, my little house that I own, a ten year old truck with 30k miles on it, and a fishing pole. I have ZERO need to have a women come in and mess everything up just so I can get laid. I've slept with probably thirty women, and only TWO of them were at all memorable.

My advice to young men: BUY A HOOKER!!! They are nicer, more honest, and better in bed.