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Jesus is like dope

 
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Jesus is like dope
He is the heroin of the world. Any song you hear that seems to be about heroin, is actually about Jesus. He's like a shot of juice from Heaven. I need some juice... I'm wondering looking for my needle. I haven't found it yet but when I do I'll be a rock star!!!
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Lmao.

He is the best. I was thinking about this the other day. You know, in the years after he rose from the dead, and was gone from here. The disciples were a bit lost. One guy thought he would go back to fishing again. Actually I think Peter and another one thought they would do this. And of course they found no prosperity there like before. And others , having seen him briefly in the flesh again, were feverishly in discernment over his reference to the things which must come to pass before his return. As if looking for these signs RIGHT NOW! While others thought to hurry and address the churches in preparation. With great enthusiasm. And do you wanta know why? I don't think it was because they were determined to be such effective servants. I think that they all missed him. Terribly. And just wanted hem back so bad.
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I need just one fix. I'm almost there! When the needle hits my arm this reality will fade away. Will we forget this hell? I won't know until I'm juiced up.

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He is the heroin of the world. Any song you hear that seems to be about heroin, is actually about Jesus. He's like a shot of juice from Heaven. I need some juice... I'm wondering looking for my needle. I haven't found it yet but when I do I'll be a rock star!!!
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Nothing more to add on our end, dunno about theirs. hf


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