Wake up after an EMP attack....What do you do first?

It's going to be obvious the EMP attack will be a false flag/hoax because the only thing that won't work will be:

-Anything connected to Power Grid
-Anything connected to Wifi

Everything else, like battery operated electronics older cars, etc. will still work.

They are basically going to light a Giant Firework and turn the grid off manually, claiming an EMP attack.

It's all Fake.

Body armor, load mags, fire up the thermal sites and put out the intruders and trespassers will will be shot signage

And some things which will remain classified

Mount the 4-point barbed wire on the INSIDE of every door and window. Slow up intrusions enough to allow reloads.

Nope...... And your sewer will begin to back up in your house through the toilets so you better have a plan to close the drains under the toilet!

You can google/youtube this and I highly recommend that you do and have the necessary parts that you can get from home depot for a few dollars!

Water water water is a good idea. I've got a gas generator and a car battery style generator that can be recharged from solar, but my understanding is solar panels would be fried too, and they are hard to EMP proof due to the size. Most emp bags boxes end up being smaller than most solar panels.

I know the fridge and freezer would last 2-8 days depending on the quality (sub-zero claims 8 days but I don't have one)

I would consider myself generally being prepared, I just really don't know what I would do first - how to prioritize

Keep up the input and comedy - I think everyone has a preps list, maybe this will help us make an actions list

Turn on the computer and get updated at GLP, go the coffeemaker and have a cup, no milk! dam!, jump in my Tesla and ride down to deli and use a debit card to pay for it, turn off burglar alarm and turn on AC to cool down and watch news on my 500" HDTV, call boss on cellphone to call out sick then vacuum the pool and set thermostat to 75 degrees.

1. Laugh my ass off.
2. Siphon the tanks at the corner gas station before anybody wakes up.
3.Water and food run. Ice and coolers for the short term.
4. If time left, hit Bass Pro and top off essentials.
5. Laugh some more and wait for the neighborhood to wake up.
6. cry...then laugh it off again.
7. smoke a joint on the roof and wait...

Any local section 8 recipients will be going nucking futs and looking to collect on their reparations and drug ration

Id smile and grin at the changes all around me,
Then I'd pick up my guitar and play...

I need find a clothes washboard...do they still make those?

- Stop ... and smell the roses.
- Say hello to your friendly neighbors.
- Get a stickball game going for the kids.
- Write a letter (meaning paper, and pen).
- Go to bed early.

Its probably not going to get used much, at least not by you, anyway,

These guys came up with refrigeration without electricity

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Gunfire will erupt and smoke will fill the skies.

You can use a propane refrigerator, been around since the 40s

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People will be screaming and shooting each other.

Clothes are disposable. Not worth time to clean when you need to spend all day scrounging.

wake up with bullet in head and empty cupboatds

Only low lying toilets, if you live on a hill, no problem

Pack my things and get out of the city ASAP, before the chaos starts.

thermal sites fried due to emp....try again

City is where the food comes first.

Then the purge crew machetes your head off.

Not such thing as emp proof