What is the best way to get revenge on an ex?

I dated a girl for 6 years. We were hopelessly in love until the establishment ideologies and liberal craziness took hold of her simple brain. So I dumped her.

It's amazing that I went from dry heaving if I didn't see her for 8 hours to hating her guts for allowing herself to fall victim to the mindless anti-white trash brainwashing.

I moved on quickly. Lost a few pounds although I was already in great shape. I got a new girl who was taller, thinner, and much prettier. Plus bigger breasts. I got a business loan and opened a small pub which did phenomenally well. In a short time I was making well over $700k a year.

Finally I ran into her out and about. My girl and I were out on the town so we were dressed well. The ex looked like a bloated Walmart loser and she had a shithead baby in a stroller. The baby was drinking a fuckin big gulp soda from the gas station. It was a half breed.

Typical liberal. I didn't even look at her. She was dead to me.

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Attention whores posting crap again I see...

Glp is a conspiracy forum not a woman's magazine.

Part of the overall conspiracy has to do with bitches no longer making sammiches. Wise up fool!

Unforgiveness and bitterness are a curse.
Your friend is trying to drink poison and make someone else sick. Jesus can heal any wound...through him you can be free of the sin of unforgiveness and pull out the roots of bitterness in your life.

I am pleasantly surprised by this thread and the great comments to move on, get healthy, and live a noble life.

*golf clap*

Show up at her wedding.

Act like you don't even remember them and go be happy and successful

When you act in revenge you end up hurting yourself too. Bitterness can destroy the psyche. Forgive and move on.

Don't, revenge is something that will eat you..

forgive and forget her..

Live well.

By moving on and forgetting about them.

Living well as in flourishing in prospering...

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Interesting, everyone assumed it was a male making the thread

Start making out with her boyfriend.

If it is a guy....sleep with his sister
If it is a girl.....sleep with her brother

Or just grow a pair, suck it up and grow up.

The first 3 replies to this thread truly inspired me into believing GLP had finally turned a corner and then.........NVM. DISREGARD MY LAST. PULL OVER AND LET ME OFF THIS PLANET PLEASE

If someone is here plotting revenge, than it's likely that he deserved to be divorced in the first place.

Let her find another relationship. That is the worst possible punishment, sure to end in more drama where she is pushed to her limits of sanity as a crazy cat lady.

revenge is almost never positive

I does not deliver the satisfaction that you think it will.

It is best to live like that person never existed at all.

also learn from that person.....thank them for showing you how you don't prefer be

By not. Stop playing stupid games and move on with your life.

Getting revenge just shows you still care and that gives them all the power, not you.

It's the same concept of having the need to prove yourself to people. It all stems from insecurity.

Tell her You have AIDS

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To do good on your own without ever paying them any mind again

C4 strapped to your chest....once last hug goodbye.

What if you have kids with them and want them out of the picture?

Asking for a friend.

forget them