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WHY AMERICANS DON'T BOTHER LEARNING EUROPEAN GEOGRAPHY EXPLAINED IN ONE IMAGE

 
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Its not the size of a dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
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OP is brain limited.

I know all world geography, I'm not simple.
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1dunno1 I never question why. It just feels right.
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And what is the excuse for not knowing even the geography of your own fucking country??

Or even not knowing how to spell correctly your own language?
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You seem upset hmm
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You seem a babbon wearing clothes made in china or at the best dress up on european fashion designers...but you are still a monkey.
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European school children learn North American geography (states, capitals, major rivers, lakes and mountain ranges) at age 13. What's your point?
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You just made everyone's point that Europe is less important to learn about than the United States.
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Logic is not your forte it seems.

As in every other country, school children first learn their own country, followed by their own continent, and then proceed to the rest of the world, including North America.
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Its not the size of a dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
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Yeah...but you're a limey
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European school children learn North American geography (states, capitals, major rivers, lakes and mountain ranges) at age 13. What's your point?
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Lol no they don't. Not one of you could pass a 50 state and capital test. You can call it whatever you want. Run along now.
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What's the size of the USA compared to Africa? Maybe we should know countries and population centers in Africa better yet?
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the us is tiny compared to africa.

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European school children learn North American geography (states, capitals, major rivers, lakes and mountain ranges) at age 13. What's your point?
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I doubt that.
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OP is brain limited.

I know all world geography, I'm not simple.
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You know this thread will be bumped at the right time when you'll feel butthurt and miserable right?
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We have enough geography of our own to worry about.

usa/euro

That's not even including our biggest state, Alaska, which is more than twice as large as Texas and Texas is the size of France.

So, I'll take a geography test over Europe and take shit for not doing well on it as soon as you ace one on American geography.

Deal?

Here's our States and population centers if you need a study guide.

mapofus


Also if you're wondering if this thread is just another American excuse to be a douche and show off, the answers is yes, yes it is.
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Yes, the U.K. is about half the size of the state I live in.

There is a certain euro arrogance. If America was a tiny country people would would know different languages and cultures. Just like the Europeans.
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Luckily, being God's chosen ppl, we are not burdened with such a distasteful reality
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European school children learn North American geography (states, capitals, major rivers, lakes and mountain ranges) at age 13. What's your point?
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Lol no they don't. Not one of you could pass a 50 state and capital test. You can call it whatever you want. Run along now.
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What's the size of the USA compared to Africa? Maybe we should know countries and population centers in Africa better yet?
 Quoting: Lux 74731125


the us is tiny compared to africa.

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But what does Africa have any influence over?

Antarctica is bigger than the US too.

And just as relevant in this conversation

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European school children learn North American geography (states, capitals, major rivers, lakes and mountain ranges) at age 13. What's your point?
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Lol no they don't. Not one of you could pass a 50 state and capital test. You can call it whatever you want. Run along now.
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What's the size of the USA compared to Africa? Maybe we should know countries and population centers in Africa better yet?
 Quoting: Lux 74731125


the us is tiny compared to africa.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73158164


Of course, it's 8 thousand miles from Cape to Cairo, and how many countries are there?

Each country is tiny compared to the U.S.
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You know this thread will be bumped at the right time when you'll feel butthurt and miserable right?
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Man you're hurting over this huh?

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We have enough geography of our own to worry about.

usa/euro

That's not even including our biggest state, Alaska, which is more than twice as large as Texas and Texas is the size of France.

So, I'll take a geography test over Europe and take shit for not doing well on it as soon as you ace one on American geography.

Deal?

Here's our States and population centers if you need a study guide.

mapofus


Also if you're wondering if this thread is just another American excuse to be a douche and show off, the answers is yes, yes it is.
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Yes, the U.K. is about half the size of the state I live in.

There is a certain euro arrogance. If America was a tiny country people would would know different languages and cultures. Just like the Europeans.
 Quoting: s. d. butler


Luckily, being God's chosen ppl, we are not burdened with such a distasteful reality
 Quoting: Merit


notbiblical

Matthew 28:19-20
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Its in the the lost books
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Taking the $1500 hunting dog out on my morning run through beautiful suburbia.

I'll check back.
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European school children learn North American geography (states, capitals, major rivers, lakes and mountain ranges) at age 13. What's your point?
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Lol no they don't. Not one of you could pass a 50 state and capital test. You can call it whatever you want. Run along now.
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I'm not saying every single child would pass the test as that would be down to how well they studied for it, but they are taught American geography as part of the standard world geography curriculum. My son would score something like 70/100. I think you may be projecting your own ignorance here.
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Doubtful.

Geography is a large subject.
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Taking the $1500 hunting dog out on my morning run through beautiful suburbia.

I'll check back.
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Well, I suppose that is better than 'taking' the piss out of your allies.
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European school children learn North American geography (states, capitals, major rivers, lakes and mountain ranges) at age 13. What's your point?
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Lol no they don't. Not one of you could pass a 50 state and capital test. You can call it whatever you want. Run along now.
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What's the size of the USA compared to Africa? Maybe we should know countries and population centers in Africa better yet?
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We try, but those boundaries change faster than a a fast cycling bi-polar's moods.
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Africa's bigger!

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Taking the $1500 hunting dog out on my morning run through beautiful suburbia.

I'll check back.
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Well, I suppose that is better than 'taking' the piss out of your allies.
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I don't like the arrogance of the "$1500 hunting dog" either.

Bragging isn't an attractive quality. I suppose I could insert here about my $1200 Belgian Turveren.

laugh

But that would be stupid.

Not to mention base and pointless. But the fact remains, I am tired of Euro hate and disdain.

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European school children learn North American geography (states, capitals, major rivers, lakes and mountain ranges) at age 13. What's your point?
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Lol no they don't. Not one of you could pass a 50 state and capital test. You can call it whatever you want. Run along now.
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And you know why? Because is useless

How many times in a week you hear a major news from any irrelevant european country vs any of your state.

Apart from california and NY the rest of US could disapear and nobody outside US will notice it
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Well, we don't have snackbars shooting shit up all the time, and would like to keep it that way.

besides, when you hear news from the US, it is usually attributed to the US, not the individual state. When we hear news fro France, for instance, it is usually not attributed to the specific province, but the the country as a whole.

ETA: You would notice if the flyover country disappears. For one, the planet would go on a serious low calorie diet.

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Yep. I don't think euro fags really understand how little they matter to us.
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Now now, maybe they just didn't realize what an awesome force of super sized nature this beautiful country really is and needed some visual aids.
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Its all stolen though....It would be like driving around in a stolen car bragging that it was your own, doesnt work...



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Whatever you say, commie fuck.
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Yes, the U.K. is about half the size of the state I live in.

There is a certain euro arrogance. If America was a tiny country people would would know different languages and cultures. Just like the Europeans.
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Luckily, being God's chosen ppl, we are not burdened with such a distasteful reality
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notbiblical

Matthew 28:19-20
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Its in the the lost books
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pffft-spitsmoke

As if the Word of God could be lost...
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Simple Question: How do you learn world geography?

Simple Answer: Join the United States Marine Corps.
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What about Canada ?

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I don't see the fucking point.

Ignorance is ignorance.
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Yep. I don't think euro fags really understand how little they matter to us.
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Now now, maybe they just didn't realize what an awesome force of super sized nature this beautiful country really is and needed some visual aids.
 Quoting: Merit



Its all stolen though....It would be like driving around in a stolen car bragging that it was your own, doesnt work...



.
 Quoting: Aladdin Spain


Seriously??

That shit was done predominantly by England, France and, above all, predominantly, Spain.

The Spanish, hands down, slaughtered more native Americans than anyone else.

Do they not teach you all that part of your colonial history??

Remember, most of the US was once a colony of various European countries --- until we kicked, or bought, your asses out.

Last Edited by Lady Jane Smith on 04/21/2017 08:06 AM
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.
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We have enough geography of our own to worry about.

:usa/euro:

That's not even including our biggest state, Alaska, which is more than twice as large as Texas and Texas is the size of France.

So, I'll take a geography test over Europe and take shit for not doing well on it as soon as you ace one on American geography.

Deal?

Here's our States and population centers if you need a study guide.

:mapofus:


Also if you're wondering if this thread is just another American excuse to be a douche and show off, the answers is yes, yes it is.
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TLDR summary: my murkin brain can't member day much stuff
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Taking the $1500 hunting dog out on my morning run through beautiful suburbia.

I'll check back.
 Quoting: Merit


Well, I suppose that is better than 'taking' the piss out of your allies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74731874


I don't like the arrogance of the "$1500 hunting dog" either.

Bragging isn't an attractive quality. I suppose I could insert here about my $1200 Belgian Turveren.

laugh

But that would be stupid.

Not to mention base and pointless. But the fact remains, I am tired of Euro hate and disdain.
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