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For The First Time In Its History, Yoga mat / Soy chicken Fuckin serving Subway Shuts Down Hundreds Of US Stores

 
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Subway Restaurants closed hundreds of domestic locations last year, marking the biggest retrenchment in the history of a chain that spent decades saturating America with restaurants.

The company lost 359 U.S. locations in 2016, the first time that Subway had a net reduction. The store count dropped 1.3 percent to 26,744 from 27,103 in 2015, but Subway remains the nation’s most ubiquitous eatery. (McDonald’s Corp. is No. 1 by sales.)

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No real hoagies within a thousand miles of here..
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Fuck Subway. They should go out of business because their food isn't fresh. Even the lettuce comes in plastic bags. If you've ever worked in one then you know it's CRAP!!!

Don't even get me started on their pedo spokesperson.
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Subway sucks. Used to be ok for the $5 footlongs, but now all the footlongs are like $8 and they aren't even a foot long and the chicken is soy!!

Support your local mom & pop store, get your pizza and hoagie from someone that gives a damn and keeps the money in the community!!
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Subway sucks. Used to be ok for the $5 footlongs, but now all the footlongs are like $8 and they aren't even a foot long and the chicken is soy!!

Support your local mom & pop store, get your pizza and hoagie from someone that gives a damn and keeps the money in the community!!
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I am not sure their chicken is soy. Subway is currently suing Canada's CBC for millions for making this claim.
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and did anyone mention they are halal compliant? Sick bastards.
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I am a man not often acquainted with fear, but Subway scares the living fuck outta me.

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Hurts my stomach
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people are realizing that bullshit they were eating wasnt even FOOD lmao
as well as most the shit you buy at your grocery stores! GROW YOUR OWN SHIT
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Subway sucks. Used to be ok for the $5 footlongs, but now all the footlongs are like $8 and they aren't even a foot long and the chicken is soy!!

Support your local mom & pop store, get your pizza and hoagie from someone that gives a damn and keeps the money in the community!!
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I am not sure their chicken is soy. Subway is currently suing Canada's CBC for millions for making this claim.
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corporations like subway have enough money to win ANY case in court because courts are PAID off. I dont trust anything like that anymore.
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Hurts my stomach
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Me too. I thought I was the only one. Something about their food give me the shits
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This might not be the "sign of bad times" as many are thinking but rather just common sense correcting previous dumb mistakes. Sometimes large corporations engage in hyper growth in a cause and effect cycle of stock movement. Store growth, even if not well thought out, causes stock growth, a few years later, the numbers show some of the hyper growth is now a drain on the company.

359 stores out of 26k stores....Often these are duplicate stores, perhaps one in a gas station and the other across the street, a stand alone store in a strip mall.

Some could be in the food court of a dying shopping mall. How many Detroit stores were closed when entire neighborhoods disappeared.

Other possibilities are stores in the hood, high crime neighborhoods where employees are always stealing, robberies at gun point, and other things out of control. The press release can't mention this less they appear racist. Under Obama , they might have held on to these stores as tokkens and bargain chips, but not so with Trump. Time to ditch.
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Subway has filed a $210 million defamation lawsuit against the CBC alleging reports about the sandwich chain's chicken have caused it to suffer significant sales losses.

In a statement of claim filed with a Toronto court earlier this month, Subway takes issue with television and online reports as well as tweets published by the broadcaster, which it alleges were meant to discredit the company and its products.
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Subway is disgusting.
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Subway sucks.
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Subway knew Jared fogle was a pedo for nearly 5 years and said/did nothing for the almighty dollar...I hope they crumble into ashes.

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This is why I eat Taco Bell out of principle. Taco Bell will never lie to you.


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Subway used to be great. Then a bunch of Pakis opened up franchises and tried to rip people off each time they bought shit. Plus they served week old veggies.
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would you like a side of child with that?

Subway going out of business should have happened way sooner but I'll take it
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This is why I eat Taco Bell out of principle. Taco Bell will never lie to you.


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Till we find out Taco Bell CEOs are paydoefiles to. Until that day
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Subway truly bites azz.

Notice how the minute you bring home a "fresh" sandwich that the entire house smells like Subway.

And they slice everything paper thin, so when you ask for extra this or that - they literally add about three pieces more of something.

It used to be economical - now when you go for two sammies two chips bags of air and a sticky flat soda it comes close to $20.

The thing that absolutely bites is, there are NOOOOO mom & pop sandwich stores left! Well unless you live in NYC or New Jersey or something.

Even the smaller chain sandwich stores now slice everything paper thin.

Within just a few more years you can tell that everywhere we shop, buy "fast food" and pick up groceries will all be the same store with just a different sign outside - essentially where we are now but owned by about 6 families.
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People are sick of subway. Not that they were ever good. They need to re-brand and provide a better product/experience in order to survive.
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I've never eaten subway again since I got the worst food poisoning of my life from them. Got a meatball Sub at like 8pm one night. I think they just let them meatballs sit in that vat of sauce all day long if they don't' sell them all earlier and have to put in a new tray of meatballs. Then those cheap hindu franchise owners probably just re-use that shit the next day instead of tossing it at the end up the night.

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No real hoagies within a thousand miles of here..
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but i cant say pakki cunt ? wtf
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never mind, ignore me im drunk. just that i tried comment on something the other day but it wasnt allowed presumably because i said the p word
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That's what they get for pandering muzzies.

I don't think that has really occurred here in the states but perception is everything these days.
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subway was great 30 years ago, now it is corporate garbage


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