40 year old Smokes Sativa Cartridge . Then a Blunt for 1st time on 4/20

Ok here goes. I did drugs.

Somewhat successful Fit Male. 8 cars. Nice house. Young beautiful college yoga instructor gf. Blah blah.

I only have allowed myself a beer or 2 on Fridays. And a celebrating cigar only after concluding a successful business deal. For years.

She is a 420 LOVER but I have only watched her smoke. My female friends would visit and they'd together smoke. But not me. "It's a gateway drug" always thought. I hated how they'd always just ...sit around. Like stones. I don't even enjoy viewing my own flatscreens. Don't like sitting still. It's more fun moving things about personally.

Now we're are going on 2 years. And she talked me into doing it for 4/20.

I Said okay. And excited, she aquired the goods from her contacts.


The Sativa blend Cartridge.
I booked a room at Sheraton for this. Were inside. "Here's your pen" . huh? I ask and she tosses this metal pen. I pressed the button on the side. And inhaled like it was my cigar.

FUUUCK ME!!
Cough Cough Cough Cough. Water!!! She's laughing.

But then...
My speech pattern changed. Every syllable pronounced was effortlessly sharper. My analytical ability was greater. A fog was lifted.

At 40. Things in my body are slowing. I have to use Just for men to keep the grey hairs down. I can't run a 6 min mile anymore. Those 6 pack abs are a little pudgy. My thoughts take more time to surface.

But I was back in the ZONE!

-I was honestly speaking like Rush Limbaugh albeit a 10% faster pace. Very pompous tone. like my Dad.
-I felt long unused veins in my brain recoursing with blood flow.
-I felt I could clench my brain. Tighten it. And release.
-I saw colors in the back of my head: purple red. And blue lights.
-Even Had a trippy hippy moment. When i saw an iridescent butterfly 3 feet wide floating in the room in front me.
-remembered a buddy from college who smoked before all his tests. Got all A's.
-Typed a mind expansive note to self on my phone saying "Ether is natural world thought. We all share this. Lightning Is slowed down ether. That is funneling through clouds. A seizure is brain puss/clouds blocking ether flow. Weed vapor combats this cloud.
-Typed 2nd note saying alcohol makes the body perform better as we are 75% water while the mind suffers through lost brain cells. But weed promotes increased mental flow while the body becomes a jellyfish. Ying Yang.

Now for the Blunt.
1.5 hours later. We were driving to a night club she was booked to attend for local guest appearance. We get on the highway. And she passed it. I inhaled. Tasted like crap.

BUT THEN MY "ZONE" DID A COMPLETE 180 TURN

My speech pattern began to mumble. Literally my tongue felt thicker. I felt my mind went from 160 IQ to 90 IQ in 10 minutes.

I had a Modela beer at bar to even out. And that was it for me.

April 20th. Or 420 day.

I posted my experience here for the critical reader. I won't reply to any questions. Just a heads up for another in a similar place as myself.


Warms Regards

AC

P.S. The sex was something else





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