Dark Matter Souls

What if our souls are made of black matter? I googled it recently and found an interesting thread on another forum which explained a possible way for our memories to be imprinted on dark matter. Basically since potassium is used in the process of neurons firing, and the fact that it decays because it is slightly radioactive through the weak nuclear force, and since you can interact with dark matter through the weak force... the idea is that when neurons fire, it would affect dark matter.

So then I thought what is dark matter actually. so I wondered if dark matter particles are all identical, but we know they interact with each other, then what if they are black holes?

Which made me think of chakras. Chakras are spinning wheels that make up our soul in Hinduism and that make energy flow through our bodies. What if Chakras are just dark matter, or mini black holes.

So anyways, I just thought it was a kind of cool idea, and wanted some opinions on it. This is all very speculative of course, but wouldn't it be cool if we had souls made of dark matter a.k.a. black holes? There's really not many more options for what the soul could be because of what we know about what the universe contains, so dark matter is kind of like the last hope.