BEST PiCKUP LINES

I my not be Fred flintstone but I will make your bedrock

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.

If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

Do you adopt stray dogs?

How would you like to ride the wild mustache? (That's a more civilized version of the old "Hey baby, you want to sit on my face?)

"Hey bitch...can you make sammichez?"

My name's Chad and this one never fails....

"So what's your story?"

Don't need a line. Just make eye contact with her and smile gently, then ignore her. Women can't stand being ignored. She'll walk over to you and strike up a conversation with you to see what your deal is.

No she won't. Not if she's hot. She'll think you're a pussy. And she will be right.

It all depends on what you look like.

It all depends on what you look like.

Your experience tells you one thing, mine tells me another. You're allowed to disagree with me, but disagreeing doesn't make you right. Thanks for your contribution though.

I'm a good-looking guy, and I know male models who turn female heads all the time.

HOT women look, but do not approach. Average girls do approach, sometimes, but hot women do not. If you understood women, you would know this.

You are a keyboard jockey, not a man with any real experience on this subject.

I'm a good-looking guy, and I know male models who turn female heads all the time.

HOT women look, but do not approach. Average girls do approach, sometimes, but hot women do not. If you understood women, you would know this.

You are a keyboard jockey, not a man with any real experience on this subject.

Classy of you to dismiss me out of hand. I understand your ego needs for people to agree with you, but that's something I simply cannot do because I have not seen that your position is the correct one. I've been approached many times, even by women I would consider very good looking. So my initial thesis stands - your experience says one thing, and yours says something else.

Now, I realize you'll read this, dismiss it, and say something witty to save face in front of everyone here reading this thread, and if that's what your ego needs, then by all means, let's hear it. I have no such need for validation from strangers on the Internet.

I'm a good-looking guy, and I know male models who turn female heads all the time.

HOT women look, but do not approach. Average girls do approach, sometimes, but hot women do not. If you understood women, you would know this.

You are a keyboard jockey, not a man with any real experience on this subject.