Nordstrom selling jeans covered in fake mud for $425

My thoughts exactly. If I'm going to buy any jeans, I insist on them being authentically worn and worked in. Maybe hire some of David Brock's nerd vigins to break them in. Oh, the glorious irony!

Ivanka fuck dat bitch!

To get this look 'naturally', all you have to do is wear your jeans when you do your gardening.

Interestingly, the model who wore these jeans had pristine, brand new shoes on. Didn't really match up.

Damn, if I hadn't spent my last $600.00 on a Juicero I'd grab a pair.

I once would have viewed this as an art piece not intended as part of the main line up of merch. On further reflection I realize it's plain old mockery. The folks who would wind up looking like that at the end of the day would never spend that kind of money on a pair of jeans.

Let's see ...

- manbun
- Jesus beard
- "I'm with Her" t-shirt
- fake mud jeans
- sandals with socks

Ladies ... any takers?

+1

People be crazy

I prefer 'real mud' on his jeans.

They would look great paired with these $2000 shoes [link to www.neimanmarcus.com]

It won't fool anyone. Clothes that soiled smell like whatever the stains are.

I could save them 400$ if they would like to muck a few stalls. I doubt they could complete shoveling out a single one.

Sources say this is just the beginning!
Next up is their special pillow cases!

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Phenomenal marketing. Any publicity is good publicity.

I'd check out their other 'normal' jean wear if I was in the market.

The did the same with the $85.00 Rock they were selling last year. Attraction to their product line.

Edit: Personally, I'd never spend more than $60.00 bucks on a good pair of Jeans. Often I pay less.

Last Edited by ChrisVet on 04/25/2017 07:26 PM

Yes, I always thought this was a good idea; No one will notice all the new stains on your jeans, so you can go longer before you have to wash them.

And a bike lock in his hands.