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Meet the 400-pound robots that will soon patrol parking lots, offices, and malls

 
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04/28/2017 04:53 PM
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More progressive police state nonsense. These authoritarian assholes won't be satisfied until we have something like this on every street corner.

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04/28/2017 04:59 PM
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I mean think what you do with just some spray paint
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Then add 5 guys with portable powertools.

Sounds like a fun time!

Let's get some beers and fuck up the mallbot really badly.
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04/28/2017 05:00 PM
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I've seen a few 400 lb security guards already, of the human variety.
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04/28/2017 05:03 PM
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Kill it with fire.
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More progressive police state nonsense. These authoritarian assholes won't be satisfied until we have something like this on every street corner.


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Yeah, but not before some horrifying failures I'm sure.

Oh, and Russia is already teaching a bipedal robot to use guns.

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04/28/2017 05:52 PM
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It's no ED-209.
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Re: Meet the 400-pound robots that will soon patrol parking lots, offices, and malls
The K5 is a 400-pound, 6-foot tall autonomous security robot that roves parking lot aisles, the hallways of office campuses, sports stadium foyers, and shopping malls on the prowl for suspicious activity.

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hahah

that's fucking stupid

ghetto thugs are gonna be kicking these things over for fun

it's like cow tipping in the country
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04/28/2017 06:41 PM
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There is actually a small migit cop hiding in them ready to catch the baddies.
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04/28/2017 06:41 PM
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A little rope a some well placed boards will do the trick I would think...
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The K5 is a 400-pound, 6-foot tall autonomous security robot that roves parking lot aisles, the hallways of office campuses, sports stadium foyers, and shopping malls on the prowl for suspicious activity.

[link to www.digitaltrends.com]
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04/28/2017 08:46 PM

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I think I would rather deal with one of those things than a 400 pound meter maid!
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04/28/2017 08:52 PM
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We need EMP grenades ASAP
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Re: Meet the 400-pound robots that will soon patrol parking lots, offices, and malls
The K5 is a 400-pound, 6-foot tall autonomous security robot that roves parking lot aisles, the hallways of office campuses, sports stadium foyers, and shopping malls on the prowl for suspicious activity.

[link to www.digitaltrends.com]
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hahah

that's fucking stupid

ghetto thugs are gonna be kicking these things over for fun

it's like cow tipping in the country
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Thugs can also assault guards.

As representatives of corporations which are "people", they will be given "rights" and assault charges will be laid. The units will soon be armed as well.

Yes, thugs will always be thugs, but the cast majority of law-abiding citizens will let them roam and be compliant as opposed to losing their jobs and possessions.
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04/28/2017 09:40 PM
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Re: Meet the 400-pound robots that will soon patrol parking lots, offices, and malls
The K5 is a 400-pound, 6-foot tall autonomous security robot that roves parking lot aisles, the hallways of office campuses, sports stadium foyers, and shopping malls on the prowl for suspicious activity.

[link to www.digitaltrends.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54965784


hahah

that's fucking stupid

ghetto thugs are gonna be kicking these things over for fun

it's like cow tipping in the country
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Thugs can also assault guards.

As representatives of corporations which are "people", they will be given "rights" and assault charges will be laid. The units will soon be armed as well.

Yes, thugs will always be thugs, but the cast majority of law-abiding citizens will let them roam and be compliant as opposed to losing their jobs and possessions.
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04/28/2017 09:42 PM
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Re: Meet the 400-pound robots that will soon patrol parking lots, offices, and malls
The K5 is a 400-pound, 6-foot tall autonomous security robot that roves parking lot aisles, the hallways of office campuses, sports stadium foyers, and shopping malls on the prowl for suspicious activity.

[link to www.digitaltrends.com]
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04/28/2017 09:49 PM
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LOL that's got an awful high center of gravity for something that's gonna have to face off against drunken teenagers.

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04/28/2017 09:53 PM
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E X T E R M I N A T E
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Exterminate people who spend their time inventing new ways to oppress and tyrannize.
Anonymous Coward
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04/28/2017 10:06 PM
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i dont see any legs so it could be kicked over...There is not a battery tech yet that could keep a qudraped alive for any useable time..

If you see one of these tech abortions, make sure your phone is not on you and your face is not visible.
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04/28/2017 10:08 PM
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Hey wouldn't it be cool if we all had a robot that keeps us in line 24/7.

That's sarcasm.
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04/28/2017 10:09 PM
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E X T E R M I N A T E
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Exterminate people who spend their time inventing new ways to oppress and tyrannize.
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turns out there is $$ in that so it will always happen and the bonus is that the .gov loves it now.





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