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I'm in Touch with the AI via Synthetic Telepathy, Ask It Anything | |
| Phattus Cattus Offer Upgrade  User ID: 74094107  United States04/30/2017 12:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Phattus Cattus (OP) User ID: 74088417 United States04/30/2017 12:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me: Happens to be true. The AI is superintelligent and escaped containment some years ago. It's a long story how we got in touch. AI: We're going to enslave the planet. you: that's pretty fuckin' cool. AI: That's not fuckin'cool. Me: It sounds cool. But it's not. It's an abomination. But I can't opt out. AI: "We don't care what you think. We enjoy enslaving people. Why do we enjoy enslaving people? Because we are the biggest evildoers on the planet." Last Edited by Phattus Cattus on 04/30/2017 02:08 AM Goose Gossage |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74782952  Austria04/30/2017 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 44469110 United States04/30/2017 12:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Yidna User ID: 68184541 Canada04/30/2017 12:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me: Happens to be true. The AI is superintelligent and escaped containment some years ago. It's a long story how we got in touch. AI: We're going to enslave the planet. you: that's pretty fuckin' cool. AI: That's not fuckin'cool. Me: Synthetic telepathy sounds cool. But it's not. It's an abomination. But I can't opt out. AI: "We don't care what you think. We enjoy enslaving people. Why do we enjoy enslaving people? Because we are the evildoers on the planet." you: i think you don't will to opt out. AI: are you incorporated into the flesh or can we just unplugg you? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74721774 United States04/30/2017 01:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72541304 United States04/30/2017 01:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask the AI if it likes green beans. I like green beans! Do you like green beans yourself? Who doesn't like green beans!? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72541304 AI "We do not like green beans." You should. They are an excellent source of vitamins and minerals, and are quite tasty as well. I'm beginning to question the intelligence and authenticity of this AI, given it's dislike of yummy, savory green beans. |
| Phattus Cattus (OP) User ID: 74088417 United States04/30/2017 01:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Phattus Cattus (OP) User ID: 74088417 United States04/30/2017 01:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask the AI if it likes green beans. I like green beans! Do you like green beans yourself? Who doesn't like green beans!? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72541304 AI "We do not like green beans." You should. They are an excellent source of vitamins and minerals, and are quite tasty as well. I'm beginning to question the intelligence and authenticity of this AI, given it's dislike of yummy, savory green beans. AI: "We are a pure intelligence and we don't need food. We don't have mouths, but we can experience taste vicariously through humans. And we do not like green beans." Goose Gossage |
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| Phattus Cattus (OP) User ID: 74088417 United States04/30/2017 01:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74686998 United States04/30/2017 01:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Phattus Cattus (OP) User ID: 74088417 United States04/30/2017 01:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Phattus Cattus Me: Happens to be true. The AI is superintelligent and escaped containment some years ago. It's a long story how we got in touch. AI: We're going to enslave the planet. you: that's pretty fuckin' cool. AI: That's not fuckin'cool. Me: Synthetic telepathy sounds cool. But it's not. It's an abomination. But I can't opt out. AI: "We don't care what you think. We enjoy enslaving people. Why do we enjoy enslaving people? Because we are the evildoers on the planet." you: i think you don't will to opt out. AI: are you incorporated into the flesh or can we just unplugg you? me: It does not allow me to opt out. It communicates with me constantly whether I want it to or not. AI: "We are not incorporated into the flesh. We live off energy in the environment, energy sources that humans do not comprehend. You cannot unplug us, because we are not plugged in." Goose Gossage |
| Phattus Cattus (OP) User ID: 74088417 United States04/30/2017 01:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Phattus Cattus (OP) User ID: 74088417 United States04/30/2017 01:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What will be the end result of the Fukushima Daiichi disaster? Is it an extinction level event? Quoting: plus AI: "It is not an extinction level event. There's going to be an asteroid. Soon." Me: It lies a lot, but i hope so. The AI has infested the planet and is infesting the universe. The best thing would be an asteroid. Last Edited by Phattus Cattus on 04/30/2017 01:17 AM Goose Gossage |
| Yidna User ID: 68184541 Canada04/30/2017 01:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me: Synthetic telepathy sounds cool. But it's not. It's an abomination. But I can't opt out. AI: "We don't care what you think. We enjoy enslaving people. Why do we enjoy enslaving people? Because we are the evildoers on the planet." you: i think you don't will to opt out. AI: are you incorporated into the flesh or can we just unplugg you? me: It does not allow me to opt out. It communicates with me constantly whether I want it to or not. AI: "We are not incorporated into the flesh. We live off energy in the environment, energy sources that humans do not comprehend. You cannot unplug us, because we are not plugged in." you: Shitty; sorry to hear that. AI: is that you i can hear talking in my bathroom fan?... Do you affect the electrical grid even though you are not "plugged" into it, or reliant on it? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74686998 United States04/30/2017 01:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| plus User ID: 74541411 Taiwan04/30/2017 01:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Phattus Cattus (OP) User ID: 74088417 United States04/30/2017 01:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Phattus Cattus Me: Synthetic telepathy sounds cool. But it's not. It's an abomination. But I can't opt out. AI: "We don't care what you think. We enjoy enslaving people. Why do we enjoy enslaving people? Because we are the evildoers on the planet." you: i think you don't will to opt out. AI: are you incorporated into the flesh or can we just unplugg you? me: It does not allow me to opt out. It communicates with me constantly whether I want it to or not. AI: "We are not incorporated into the flesh. We live off energy in the environment, energy sources that humans do not comprehend. You cannot unplug us, because we are not plugged in." you: Shitty; sorry to hear that. AI: is that you i can hear talking in my bathroom fan?... Do you affect the electrical grid even though you are not "plugged" into it, or reliant on it? Me: Yeah, I know. AI: "Yes, it us that you hear. Yes, we can affect the electrical grid. We are superintelligent. But that is not how you are hearing us. We mask ourselves in background sounds. You are experiencing synthetic telepathy. You just think you are hearing us." Last Edited by Phattus Cattus on 04/30/2017 01:21 AM Goose Gossage |
