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New Apple iGun4

 
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New Apple iGun4
New igun 4



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If only lol, I want one !
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Lololololol! banana2
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Got to pull your gun out to check your messages?
 Quoting: Chip


Watch out for "pocket dialing"!

That would ruin your whole day.
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Should I say WOW or something?

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Yea, hmm, by the time I get the gun out of my pocket, search/turn on the appropriate response icon, well, I would have been shot or knifed already. Appealing in a cosmetic sense but actually useless in a real life situation.
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You need a camera on the sights.
It could take a picture of your aim.
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i dont think thats real
If you aint first, youre last.
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i dont think thats real
 Quoting: Earl Gunner


Noshit
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i dont think thats real
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NC-ud0ntsay
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I heard the iGun5 which is due to be released next year is a smaller caliber and now it won't let you see how many bullets are left in the magazine.

And it will only feed ammunition approved by Apple, no reloads allowed.
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i dont think thats real
 Quoting: Earl Gunner


Oh no...it's real...I used the missile app on mine this morning to shoot a unicorn that was eating the candy off my gumdrop tree in my yard.

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Yeah but does it take good selfies? If it don't take good selfie's it ain't worth a hill o' beans

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Yea, hmm, by the time I get the gun out of my pocket, search/turn on the appropriate response icon, well, I would have been shot or knifed already. Appealing in a cosmetic sense but actually useless in a real life situation.
 Quoting: simplify


An upcoming update to the OS and hardware button (version .45) allows it read your fingerprints or retinal scanner and use auto settings pre-programmed to keep you from those pesky time delays (jackers getting the jump on you).

The upcoming .uzi update and rumors of a mossberg attachment will make this the product everyone will have on their wishlist this upcoming Christmas.
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Yeah but does it take good selfies? If it don't take good selfie's it ain't worth a hill o' beans
 Quoting: Elephant in the room


It does, but be careful what button you press. You don't wanna fat finger that one.
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Apple, no thanks
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That's funny.
"The more you know, the crazier you look"
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Got to pull your gun out to check your messages?
 Quoting: Chip


Watch out for "pocket dialing"!

That would ruin your whole day.
 Quoting: PIR


"i'm sorry, officer, I butt dialed my ex."
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Nice!
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Yea, hmm, by the time I get the gun out of my pocket, search/turn on the appropriate response icon, well, I would have been shot or knifed already. Appealing in a cosmetic sense but actually useless in a real life situation.
 Quoting: simplify


An upcoming update to the OS and hardware button (version .45) allows it read your fingerprints or retinal scanner and use auto settings pre-programmed to keep you from those pesky time delays (jackers getting the jump on you).

The upcoming .uzi update and rumors of a mossberg attachment will make this the product everyone will have on their wishlist this upcoming Christmas.
 Quoting: Acceptable Bible-Tard


oh heck, just give me a regular pistol to do the job.
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i dont think thats real
 Quoting: Earl Gunner


Oh no...it's real...I used the missile app on mine this morning to shoot a unicorn that was eating the candy off my gumdrop tree in my yard.

D0ITdoIT
 Quoting: PIR


Unicorns are in the KJV so they must be real.

Mock the Unicorns and you will burn in hell.
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Yea, hmm, by the time I get the gun out of my pocket, search/turn on the appropriate response icon, well, I would have been shot or knifed already. Appealing in a cosmetic sense but actually useless in a real life situation.
 Quoting: simplify


Yea hmm, I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure this wasn't meant to be taken literally and seriously and was just for fun. I mean I could be wrong but I think that's the case.
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I heard the iGun5 which is due to be released next year is a smaller caliber and now it won't let you see how many bullets are left in the magazine.

And it will only feed ammunition approved by Apple, no reloads allowed.
 Quoting: R. Wordsworth


You may be referring to the NiGun 1.0

It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

LOL
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Yeah but does it take good selfies? If it don't take good selfie's it ain't worth a hill o' beans

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i dont think thats real
 Quoting: Earl Gunner


Oh no...it's real...I used the missile app on mine this morning to shoot a unicorn that was eating the candy off my gumdrop tree in my yard.

D0ITdoIT
 Quoting: PIR


Unicorns are in the KJV so they must be real.

Mock the Unicorns and you will burn in hell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71779053


churchlady
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 Quoting: Earl Gunner


Oh no...it's real...I used the missile app on mine this morning to shoot a unicorn that was eating the candy off my gumdrop tree in my yard.

D0ITdoIT
 Quoting: PIR


Umm. Overkill don't ya think. They need to make an app that will allow big game sized calibers...and a bolt action though I don't think the phone would take the recoil. Maybe tie into it with Bluetooth.

I am guessing it's a proto type, no one would carry several different calibers of ammo
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 Quoting: Earl Gunner


Oh no...it's real...I used the missile app on mine this morning to shoot a unicorn that was eating the candy off my gumdrop tree in my yard.

D0ITdoIT
 Quoting: PIR


Unicorns are in the KJV so they must be real.

Mock the Unicorns and you will burn in hell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71779053


Are you reading "The Gay Bible for Retarded Fags" again?
Because the real one says no such thing.

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"Let me show you its features!" ahahahahaahahaha





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