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The Purity Test (+18 only)

 
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We need an age restriction on this site. The facebookers are trying to take over
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I am 12 and what is this?
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28
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10extra points for alien doom porn

alien03

I know she is commercial as flock but I love this song
Was waiting for someone with intergalactic probing sexperience


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I scored a zero! I had too many "no's"

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We need an age restriction on this site. The facebookers are trying to take over
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I am 12 and what is this?
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Instagram is taking over, its fb for people who can't read
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I scored a zero! I had too many "no's"

TBC-cryn
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tissue snogging


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...3. penguin
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...3. penguin
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10extra points for alien doom porn

alien03

I know she is commercial as flock but I love this song
Was waiting for someone with intergalactic probing sexperience


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ALRIGHT!!! no wait, does that put me at 38 or 18? I wanna know before I cheer more.
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Ok 37might be more...hidingdon't judge
last one
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I got a 58 because of # 44. Had to count it several times.
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LOLOL 38

There are 10 more additional special bonusround questions throughout the thread

Ignore q.60 instead use 61.

Then u can pick ur purity reward

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I would like to give you the mega troll award for the week!
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I got a 58 because of # 44. Had to count it several times.
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Ah Man you took it to far

You blew my funny fuse

Warning on your own risk (+18only)


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I would like to give you the mega troll award for the week!
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FTW-GLP11
Thank you

I worked very hard on it

cheer cheer cheer cheer cheer cheer cheer cheer cheer cheer cheer cheer

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The antichrist will be the winner.
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The antichrist will be the winner.
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lmao


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LOLOL 38

There are 10 more additional special bonusround questions throughout the thread

Ignore q.60 instead use 61.

Then u can pick ur purity reward
 Quoting: Done and Dusted


37, but I declare shenanigans. You forgot "In a public pool during the day when other swimmers you didn't know were present." among many other ideas.

oh, and FYI, chlorinated water is a SUCKY lubricant...just sayin
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27.Inserted an object into your bum? yes
51.Have gay sex? yes
52.Have sex with tranny? yes
53.Being homo ?yes

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Ok 37might be more...hidingdon't judge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74265801

Ok so let's say it was 38, bc I don't social media much;
plus the bonus 2 , with a question about astral.....puts me at 40 1/2 so an award for
14.exhilarating
Please ;)
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27.Inserted an object into your bum? yes
51.Have gay sex? yes
52.Have sex with tranny? yes
53.Being homo ?yes

ohappy
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Well thanks god there were no dead bodies in that closet
You get extra 10points

winkwhat
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Ok 37might be more...hidingdon't judge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74265801

Ok so let's say it was 38, bc I don't social media much;
plus the bonus 2 , with a question about astral.....puts me at 40 1/2 so an award for
14.exhilarating
Please ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74265801


LOL lmao your reward



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27.Inserted an object into your bum? yes
51.Have gay sex? yes
52.Have sex with tranny? yes
53.Being homo ?yes

ohappy
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Quoting: a Dude, not THE Dude

LOLOL 38

There are 10 more additional special bonusround questions throughout the thread

Ignore q.60 instead use 61.

Then u can pick ur purity reward
 Quoting: Done and Dusted


37, but I declare shenanigans. You forgot "In a public pool during the day when other swimmers you didn't know were present." among many other ideas.

oh, and FYI, chlorinated water is a SUCKY lubricant...just sayin
 Quoting: a Dude, not THE Dude


Agreed, all these places too...bus, train. Pool, ocean, sand, boat, Public park, front porch, back porch, kitchen, airport 😏
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21. I'm a dirty slut.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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I put my husband to work as often as possible.
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Ok 37might be more...hidingdon't judge
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Ok so let's say it was 38, bc I don't social media much;
plus the bonus 2 , with a question about astral.....puts me at 40 1/2 so an award for
14.exhilarating
Please ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74265801


LOL lmao your reward


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But does it vibrate? banana2
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I had to stop partway through to jerk-it, that should probably be on the list, in some form.
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How Sexually Pure Are You?

Settle in. This purity test is comprehensive.

For every NO take a point off

Share your score if brave enough

I crown the champion with 50 at the end of it

Most off all enjoy or better not

1.hugged someone ?
2.got kissed on cheek/kissed someone on cheek?
3.been on a date?
4.created an online profile?
5.downloaded a dating app?
6.played 'doctors'?
7.gotten/given a hickey?
8.Kissed someone whose last name you didn’t know?
9.Kissed someone whose FIRST name you didn’t know?
10.Kissed someone you knew was taken?
Had sex:
11.in car?
12.in theater?
13.on plane?
14.with your colleague/boss?
15.Texted someone a naked selfie to flirt with them?
16.Masturbated on video chat?
17.Mooned or flashed strangers / in public?
18.Gotten naked in public and been turned on by it?
19.Looked at pornographic magazines/photos/videos?
20.Been to a strip club?
21.Got a lap dance?
22.Stripped danced?
23.Shaved/Twimmed or waxed your downstair hair completely?
24.Masturbated in public?
25.Tasted your own orgasmic liquid?
26.Inserted a finger into your own bum?
27.Inserted an object into your bum?
28.Tried to perform oral sex on yourself?
29.Swallowed someone else’s orgasmic liquid?
30.Beaten or whipped someone during sex or foreplay?
31.Dressed up in a costume for sexual purposes?
32.Had sexual intercourse with more than one person at the same time ?
33.Knowingly “swapped” partners with someone else?
34.Intentionally listened to or watched other people having sex without them knowing it?
35.Given someone money for sex?
36.Received money for sex?
37.Had sex with someone because you felt sorry for them?
38.Completely forgotten you had sex with someone until they remind you?
39.Had sex while high on drugs?
40.Druged someone (willingly/or not) to have better sex?
41.Made yourself or someone else bleed during sex?
42.Had sex with someone when there was an age difference of more than 25 years?
43.Videotaped yourself having sex?
44.Used a mask during sex?
45.Musturbated to a cartoon character/video game ?
46.Had sex with someone from Twitter?
47.Had sex with someone from GLP?
48.Given someone an orgasm with your feet?
49.Fantasized about sex with yourself?
50.Gotten turned on while taking a purity test?
 Quoting: Done and Dusted


-10
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Quoting: a Dude, not THE Dude

LOLOL 38

There are 10 more additional special bonusround questions throughout the thread

Ignore q.60 instead use 61.

Then u can pick ur purity reward
 Quoting: Done and Dusted


37, but I declare shenanigans. You forgot "In a public pool during the day when other swimmers you didn't know were present." among many other ideas.

oh, and FYI, chlorinated water is a SUCKY lubricant...just sayin
 Quoting: a Dude, not THE Dude


worship rolleyes eh sorry this took so long I was speechless

[link to pics.onsizzle.com (secure)]

lmao
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OMG I just all the replies

GT-delv

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First class
And I always deliver !

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worship rolleyes eh sorry this took so long I was speechless

[link to pics.onsizzle.com (secure)]

lmao
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That was cute, but the only sharks in my pool were the ones tagging the minnows.;)





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