Pre-existing Conditions Eliminated By Trump

list of conditions not covered under Trumpcare

1 BLM members hit by cars
2 Antifa members punched in face
3 Trigglypuff pregnanacy
4 Cher
5 artificial insemmination with Jimmy Kimmel's sperm
6 Steven Colbert's AIDS test
7 Bernie Sanders alzheimers
8 Hillary Clinton's antidepressants
9 Nancy Pelosi's plastic surgery
10 Men who cut their dicks off