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Ohhh Ohhh Professor Darwin, how will your Church of 'Evolution' explain creatures SUDDENLY appearing fully functional?

 
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One star for not asking why black people exist. What are you afraid of OP?
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One star for not asking why black people exist. What are you afraid of OP?
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why would they not be fully functional? is your brain a peanut?



The Cambrian explosion or Cambrian radiation[1] was the relatively short evolutionary event, beginning around 541 million years ago in the Cambrian period, during which most major animal phyla appeared, as indicated by the fossil record.[2][3] Lasting for about the next 20[4][5]–25[6][7] million years, it resulted in the divergence of most modern metazoan phyla.[8] Additionally, the event was accompanied by major diversification of other organisms.[note 1] Prior to the Cambrian explosion,[note 2] most organisms were simple, composed of individual cells occasionally organized into colonies. Over the following 70 to 80 million years, the rate of diversification accelerated by an order of magnitude[note 3] and the diversity of life began to resemble that of today.[11] Almost all present animal phyla appeared during this period.[12][13] There is strong evidence for species of Cnidaria and Porifera existing in the Ediacaran[14] and possible members of Porifera even before that during the Cryogenian.[15] Bryozoans don't appear in the fossil record until after the Cambrian, in the Lower Ordovician.[16]
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One star for not asking why black people exist. What are you afraid of OP?
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They ARE the missing link.
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why would they not be fully functional? is your brain a peanut?



The Cambrian explosion or Cambrian radiation[1] was the relatively short evolutionary event, beginning around 541 million years ago in the Cambrian period, during which most major animal phyla appeared, as indicated by the fossil record.[2][3] Lasting for about the next 20[4][5]–25[6][7] million years, it resulted in the divergence of most modern metazoan phyla.[8] Additionally, the event was accompanied by major diversification of other organisms.[note 1] Prior to the Cambrian explosion,[note 2] most organisms were simple, composed of individual cells occasionally organized into colonies. Over the following 70 to 80 million years, the rate of diversification accelerated by an order of magnitude[note 3] and the diversity of life began to resemble that of today.[11] Almost all present animal phyla appeared during this period.[12][13] There is strong evidence for species of Cnidaria and Porifera existing in the Ediacaran[14] and possible members of Porifera even before that during the Cryogenian.[15] Bryozoans don't appear in the fossil record until after the Cambrian, in the Lower Ordovician.[16]
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Is this the craftsmanship of a master molecular biologist or train wreck deformed dysfunctional mindless mutations that just, lucked out, trillions x trillions of times in a row, x thousands of species?


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why would they not be fully functional? is your brain a peanut?



The Cambrian explosion or Cambrian radiation[1] was the relatively short evolutionary event, beginning around 541 million years ago in the Cambrian period, during which most major animal phyla appeared, as indicated by the fossil record.[2][3] Lasting for about the next 20[4][5]–25[6][7] million years, it resulted in the divergence of most modern metazoan phyla.[8] Additionally, the event was accompanied by major diversification of other organisms.[note 1] Prior to the Cambrian explosion,[note 2] most organisms were simple, composed of individual cells occasionally organized into colonies. Over the following 70 to 80 million years, the rate of diversification accelerated by an order of magnitude[note 3] and the diversity of life began to resemble that of today.[11] Almost all present animal phyla appeared during this period.[12][13] There is strong evidence for species of Cnidaria and Porifera existing in the Ediacaran[14] and possible members of Porifera even before that during the Cryogenian.[15] Bryozoans don't appear in the fossil record until after the Cambrian, in the Lower Ordovician.[16]
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Is this the craftsmanship of a master molecular biologist or train wreck deformed dysfunctional mindless mutations that just, lucked out, trillions x trillions of times in a row, x thousands of species?

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Yes. A master molecular biologist. His name is Nature.

Positive mutations are not an absolute thing like some negative mutations are. Its all to do with the environment for it to be a positive mutation. Most mutations are neutral, as in they have no effect on their chances of reproduction or surviving. But at some point those mutations CAN be positive or negative, neutral mutations get passed on to the offspring and spread slowly through out the gene pool over long periods of time. Changing the appearances of animals physically or just in their DNA, which is how speciation occurs when a species splits into multiple populations. They get more and more different over time due to mutations building up separately meaning they can no longer reproduce with the other populations, so they will continue to become more and more different, those populations will eventually split into more populations creating more variation.
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Evolution makes no such claims. I have no idea what makes you think it does.
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why would they not be fully functional? is your brain a peanut?



The Cambrian explosion or Cambrian radiation[1] was the relatively short evolutionary event, beginning around 541 million years ago in the Cambrian period, during which most major animal phyla appeared, as indicated by the fossil record.[2][3] Lasting for about the next 20[4][5]–25[6][7] million years, it resulted in the divergence of most modern metazoan phyla.[8] Additionally, the event was accompanied by major diversification of other organisms.[note 1] Prior to the Cambrian explosion,[note 2] most organisms were simple, composed of individual cells occasionally organized into colonies. Over the following 70 to 80 million years, the rate of diversification accelerated by an order of magnitude[note 3] and the diversity of life began to resemble that of today.[11] Almost all present animal phyla appeared during this period.[12][13] There is strong evidence for species of Cnidaria and Porifera existing in the Ediacaran[14] and possible members of Porifera even before that during the Cryogenian.[15] Bryozoans don't appear in the fossil record until after the Cambrian, in the Lower Ordovician.[16]
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Is this the craftsmanship of a master molecular biologist or train wreck deformed dysfunctional mindless mutations that just, lucked out, trillions x trillions of times in a row, x thousands of species?

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Yes. A master molecular biologist. His name is Nature.

Positive mutations are not an absolute thing like some negative mutations are. Its all to do with the environment for it to be a positive mutation. Most mutations are neutral, as in they have no effect on their chances of reproduction or surviving. But at some point those mutations CAN be positive or negative, neutral mutations get passed on to the offspring and spread slowly through out the gene pool over long periods of time. Changing the appearances of animals physically or just in their DNA, which is how speciation occurs when a species splits into multiple populations. They get more and more different over time due to mutations building up separately meaning they can no longer reproduce with the other populations, so they will continue to become more and more different, those populations will eventually split into more populations creating more variation.
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Except that Evolution as a series of random mutations over time from a single-celled organism to what we see today sort of violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics, doesn't it?
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Re: Ohhh Ohhh Professor Darwin, how will your Church of 'Evolution' explain creatures SUDDENLY appearing fully functional?
70 million years != SUDDENLY.

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Except that Evolution as a series of random mutations over time from a single-celled organism to what we see today sort of violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics, doesn't it?
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Re: Ohhh Ohhh Professor Darwin, how will your Church of 'Evolution' explain creatures SUDDENLY appearing fully functional?
Only the indoctrinated still belive in fairly tales like evolution.
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Re: Ohhh Ohhh Professor Darwin, how will your Church of 'Evolution' explain creatures SUDDENLY appearing fully functional?
Nothing SUDDENLY appears. Except idiots on glp.
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Re: Ohhh Ohhh Professor Darwin, how will your Church of 'Evolution' explain creatures SUDDENLY appearing fully functional?
Once we get the first single cell, everything else is easily explained--and demonstrated--by Evolution.

Single cell
Colonies of single cells
Colonies with cells performing 2 different layers
Colonies of cells with 3 different layers/tissues
And so forth.

phylogeny2


An example of complex crystal formation that is as complex as some viruses
mendeleevite

Crystals do grow and form spontaneously
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"If God is outside of nature, then He is outside of space and time. In that context, God could in the moment of the creation of the universe also know every detail of the future. That could include the formation of the stars, planets and galaxies, all of the chemistry, physics, geology and biology that led to the formation of life on earth, and the evolution of humans, right to this moment , and beyond.
In that context, evolution could appear to us to be driven by chance, but from God’s perspective the outcome would be entirely specified. Thus God could be completely and intimately involved in the creation of all species, while from our perspective, limited as it is by the tyranny of linear time, this would appear a random and undirected process"

This is a direct quote from Francis Collins, the former head of the Human Genome Project
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Once we get the first single cell, everything else is easily explained--and demonstrated--by Evolution.

Single cell
Colonies of single cells
Colonies with cells performing 2 different layers
Colonies of cells with 3 different layers/tissues
And so forth.

phylogeny2


An example of complex crystal formation that is as complex as some viruses
mendeleevite

Crystals do grow and form spontaneously
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Ok so if we conveniently skip a few million steps and start with this forming spontaneously by random chance, what's next?

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NOTHING forms spontaneously
not even your delusions

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One star for not asking why black people exist. What are you afraid of OP?
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Why do you exist, a superior for others to honor?
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You are too stupid for words lmfao.
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Once again we are here with you trying to convince people that a magical being snapping his finger and the entire universe is created, is more reasonable than evolution. You need an education.
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Re: Ohhh Ohhh Professor Darwin, how will your Church of 'Evolution' explain creatures SUDDENLY appearing fully functional?
Once we get the first single cell, everything else is easily explained--and demonstrated--by Evolution.

Single cell
Colonies of single cells
Colonies with cells performing 2 different layers
Colonies of cells with 3 different layers/tissues
And so forth.

phylogeny2


An example of complex crystal formation that is as complex as some viruses
mendeleevite

Crystals do grow and form spontaneously
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Ok so if we conveniently skip a few million steps and start with this forming spontaneously by random chance, what's next?

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The first cells were likely much less complicated than their descendants 4 billion years down the line, don't ya think??
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Why aren't wheels square?

Why do we walk upright, even though it causes back pain and spine compression?

Why does polydactylism occur? or Down's syndrome?
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absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
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All reproduction still starts with a single cell.
Although parts of the whole theory may be wrong, the basic idea of "Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" is still impressive.
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Once again we are here with you trying to convince people that a magical being snapping his finger and the entire universe is created, is more reasonable than evolution. You need an education.
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No that snapping idea would be the Premordial Soup Wizard spontaneously turning mus into a living cell.
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Once we get the first single cell, everything else is easily explained--and demonstrated--by Evolution.

Single cell
Colonies of single cells
Colonies with cells performing 2 different layers
Colonies of cells with 3 different layers/tissues
And so forth.

phylogeny2


An example of complex crystal formation that is as complex as some viruses
mendeleevite

Crystals do grow and form spontaneously
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Ok so if we conveniently skip a few million steps and start with this forming spontaneously by random chance, what's next?

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The first cells were likely much less complicated than their descendants 4 billion years down the line, don't ya think??
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I think the inexplainable complexity of even the simplest living cell is evidence it was deliberately designed and assembled rather than spontaneously poofing alive from mud.
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absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
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What do you call the total void of transitional fossils, the scientific evidence of evolution?
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absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
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What do you call the total void of transitional fossils, the scientific evidence of evolution?
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We are programmed to believe that a choice must be made- one side or the other other.....

Left or right? blue or red? Is the cup half empty or half full?

....There is a place where left meets right, where one can accept the fact that the cup is BOTH half empty and half full.

Creationism OR evolution.....Only one can be right right?

You just gotta choose and believe in your faith/science huh?

Fuck this world for being so blind!!!
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Why is it that no lab has reported spontaneous generation of life in any experiment designed to reproduce it? They give it perfect conditions and yet it won't happen.

In the thousands and possibly hundreds of thousands of generations of experiments involving Tsetse flies, not once has enough mutations been seen to constitute declaring a new species.
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Why is it that no lab has reported spontaneous generation of life in any experiment designed to reproduce it? They give it perfect conditions and yet it won't happen.

In the thousands and possibly hundreds of thousands of generations of experiments involving Tsetse flies, not once has enough mutations been seen to constitute declaring a new species.
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Even if the experiments worked they would actually prove deliberate intelligent laboratory manipulation was needed.
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Why is it that no lab has reported spontaneous generation of life in any experiment designed to reproduce it? They give it perfect conditions and yet it won't happen.

In the thousands and possibly hundreds of thousands of generations of experiments involving Tsetse flies, not once has enough mutations been seen to constitute declaring a new species.
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Even if the experiments worked they would actually prove deliberate intelligent laboratory manipulation was needed.
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But it would prove the possibility of it happening in nature spontaneously, provided the right conditions. What's telling is that they can't do it, even with those conditions.
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Why is it that no lab has reported spontaneous generation of life in any experiment designed to reproduce it? They give it perfect conditions and yet it won't happen.

In the thousands and possibly hundreds of thousands of generations of experiments involving Tsetse flies, not once has enough mutations been seen to constitute declaring a new species.
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Even if the experiments worked they would actually prove deliberate intelligent laboratory manipulation was needed.
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But it would prove the possibility of it happening in nature spontaneously, provided the right conditions. What's telling is that they can't do it, even with those conditions.
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Even when acting as intelligent designers.


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